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Cannibalism on MFP

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  • stacygayle
    stacygayle Posts: 349 Member
    Cannibalism is illegal? Why can't governments just mind their own business! :angry:

    I can see why it would be illegal to kill people to eat them, but if they're already dead, and they sign something saying they don't mind, I don't see how it's any different than say, medical school cadavers. I guess there might be public health issues though, I mean, heaven only knows what you could get from improperly cooked human flesh.

    I would think as long as you didn't eat the brains, you would be ok. If you eat the brains, you could get Mad Human Disease
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Have many calories in fava beans?

    You need a nice Chianti or they don't count.
  • TinkrBelz
    TinkrBelz Posts: 866 Member
    Cannibalism is illegal? Why can't governments just mind their own business! :angry:

    I know right???

    Ron Paul 2012!!
  • monipie
    monipie Posts: 280 Member
    Cannibalism is illegal? Why can't governments just mind their own business! :angry:

    I know right???

    Ron Paul 2012!!

    Word!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,511 Member
    I disagree with the posters who are saying that eating humans would be negative calories. With obesity on the rise it would not be excercise to "catch" your food source. A judiciously placed KFC or McD's and your meal would just walk into your trap.

    However, prep of said food source would indeed burn some calories and therefore could be logged as excercise. Probably a combo of cardio and heavy lifting.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Cannibalism is illegal? Why can't governments just mind their own business! :angry:

    I know right???

    Ron Paul 2012!!

    Word!

    Ron Paul is nothing but a Republican in a Libertarian's clothing!!!!


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  • 180farm
    180farm Posts: 230
    Because my soccer team and I were on a trip and the plane crashed. We weren't rescued for a long time and to make a long story short,I am obsessed about tracking all of my calories in MFP.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Cannibalism is illegal? Why can't governments just mind their own business! :angry:

    I know right???

    Ron Paul 2012!!

    Word!

    Ron Paul is nothing but a Republican in a Libertarian's clothing!!!!


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    lmao!
  • dobarber
    dobarber Posts: 611 Member
    I knew an elderly person who had been a cannibal their entire lives until she got sick. The doctor told her that she would have to go on a liquid diet. After telling the doctor what her diet consisted of she asked what her diet would be like when she started eating the new way. The doctor told her, "Urine for a big surprise."

    Sorry couldn't resist.
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Cannibalism is illegal? Why can't governments just mind their own business! :angry:
    Eating cows in India is forbidden. Does MFP remove all cow products from their database in India?
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Would eating a mexican give you indigestion?
    I have never swallowed a Mexican before.
    Have you swallowed one after?
  • 77tes
    77tes Posts: 8,845 Member
    I think Jonathan Swift had something to say on the subject. I'll check "A Modest Proposal" to see if it had a nutrition facts label.
  • onleethestrong
    onleethestrong Posts: 44 Member
    Oh, i found it. I can't post it for fear that this thread would be deleted because of it.
    But, yes there is one entry.

    Pretty sure I found the same entry.... Did you notice the calorie content for the default amount? 69! but, the protien was 21
  • melbot24
    melbot24 Posts: 347 Member
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  • jodycoady
    jodycoady Posts: 598 Member
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    heheheh funny photo, plus I like your ticker....RIP MCA
  • ECA67
    ECA67 Posts: 802 Member
    I ate a clown for breakfast, and it left a funny taste in my mouth... :smokin:
    This is cute ! Lmao
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