Cannibalism on MFP

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  • mississippi_queen
    mississippi_queen Posts: 483 Member
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    How come there isnt any human flesh nutritional facts in the database?
    I'm not a cannibal or anything but what if there are cannibals on this site and they want to lose weight?



    Think hours of listening to MGMT and studying at once make me think of these crazy things...but still.
    lmao :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    You're a weirdo.... It's ok. I like it :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jinlopez
    jinlopez Posts: 38
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    Cannibals aren't fat.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group FitnessTrainer
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    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    That's because there aren't many carbs in human flesh. Paleo cannibals however, can only eat grass-fed humans.

    HILARIOUS! Just about made me spit out my coffee mid-sip!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Maybe just log it as chicken?

    It's actually much closer to pork.

    Good old longpig.
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
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    Maybe just log it as chicken?

    "Chicken tastes like everything!" - Mouse in the Matrix
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    *cannibals aren't fat" maybe "you are what you eat" comes into play here.
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
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    I thinks because it depends what "part" of the human we are eating.........:wink::devil:

    If it tastes like dessert, it's gotta be high in calories! lol
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
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    But the important qusetion for me is would be they be gluten frree?
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
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    what about Soylent Green?
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    it is tough to get the nutritional values down due to the variance of marbling of the meat from food source to food source. Since there is notcurrent government guidelines on proper foodstuff rearing, you will be unable to have a consistent measurement..
  • VoodooLuLu
    VoodooLuLu Posts: 636 Member
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    blank stare........
  • w2bab
    w2bab Posts: 353 Member
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    Because the cannibals on MFP dine on the poor, unsuspecting people who post things on forums that they don't agree with. No need to have it in the database too.
  • meg7399
    meg7399 Posts: 672 Member
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    Think hours of listening to MGMT and studying at once make me think of these crazy things...but still.
    Is it weird that the only thing I am thinking about is how the OP also likes MGMT...good musical taste!!!!
  • ashreynolds09
    ashreynolds09 Posts: 257 Member
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    This was slightly amusing at first...now I feel like I might throw up.
  • pullipgirl
    pullipgirl Posts: 767 Member
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    maybe you have to look up specific organs: brains, liver, skin, etc.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    I eat cannibal
    Feed on animal
    Your love is so edible to me
    I eat cannibals
  • cspong
    cspong Posts: 260 Member
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    You think they do it in cuts like the Butcher? Rump roast, tenderloin, ribs?

    :laugh:
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
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    :laugh: :tongue: You may want to refer to Soylent Green thread:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/592449-not-in-food-list

    ^^ Thank you!!
    (My baby was given a t-shirt that says "Soylent Green is Me!" ... I don't know that I can put that on him, it's just too wrong! :laugh: )
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
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    I like the "Taco" part.....
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    Pretty sure those get deleted b/c it's illegal.


    to eat people or log that you ate people?
  • threnners
    threnners Posts: 175 Member
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    Well, they should at least have "brains" for our Zombie members.

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