Should I start spot reduction before my master cleanse

arc918
arc918 Posts: 2,037 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
or wait until after...
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  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.
  • ilovedeadlifts
    ilovedeadlifts Posts: 2,923 Member
    came into this thread to rip someone a new one.
    then loled
  • CarsonRuns
    CarsonRuns Posts: 3,039 Member
    I heard you shouldn't spot reduce when you are training for a 5K marathon.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    It depends if you're on your period or not.
  • kalynn06
    kalynn06 Posts: 368 Member
    Wait. Some of the fat will be dissolved during the master cleanse, and you could look really uneven if you try to spot reduce first.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.
    This is true.

    It happened to me.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.
    This is true.

    It happened to me.

    It happened to my best friend's sister's boyfriend's uncle's cat's previous owner too. Don't do it.
  • futuremalestripper
    futuremalestripper Posts: 467 Member
    If you eat what comes out of your cleanse, it will give you god-like abilities.
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    Is that what happened? I just woke up one day and realized, "OMG, I have no uterus!"
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Is that what happened? I just woke up one day and realized, "OMG, I have no uterus!"
    On the bright side, I am no longer on speaking terms with TOM
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
    Bazinga!
  • arc918
    arc918 Posts: 2,037 Member
    I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.

    But wait - a man of my stature must have a uterus that weighs at least a couple pounds. That would be some quick progress right there!
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,248 Member
    Will the lemon juice, cayenne pepper & maple syrup help me grow a uterus? Will running then make it fall out? (or is it just heavy lifting?)
  • takingnameskickingbutt
    takingnameskickingbutt Posts: 231 Member
    :laugh: Hilarious!
  • waldo56
    waldo56 Posts: 1,861 Member
    Wait. Some of the fat will be dissolved during the master cleanse, and you could look really uneven if you try to spot reduce first.

    It gives that corroded look. Just awful, like extreme cellulite.
  • KariQuiteContrary
    KariQuiteContrary Posts: 274 Member
    If you eat what comes out of your cleanse, it will give you god-like abilities.

    Oh yes! This! I can vouch for this! I did it the last time I did my master cleanse/hcg cycle prior to my weekly spot reduction sessions I felt the force flow through me for reals!


    Also......I just snorted water out of my nose Lol'ing at this. Should I drink that up too?
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    Is that what happened? I just woke up one day and realized, "OMG, I have no uterus!"
    Oh! You poor thing!
  • Glucocorticoid
    Glucocorticoid Posts: 867 Member
    DO NOT do the master clean if you are blood type O. You will toxify yourself even more.
    Sometimes, I pity those blood type O. They really got screwed.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    i have heard that if you cleanse your master he will help you to spot where your reduction should be.. so do the following:


    1.) grab brush..
    2.) move up and down and all over your master.
    3.) towel off..
    4.) give the master their glasses
    5.) be enlightened by the response..
  • rybo
    rybo Posts: 5,424 Member
    I was born without a uterus. Are those available on ebay? Is there a certain model that is better than others?

    I don't want something else to fall out since I don't have a uterus.
  • FlyeredUp
    FlyeredUp Posts: 632 Member
    :bigsmile:
  • kunibob
    kunibob Posts: 608 Member
    You can do this only if you wear one of those ion bands the whole time -- otherwise, you may end up with too many positive ions, which will toxify you even more!!
  • Drastiic
    Drastiic Posts: 322 Member
    Do it while you're doing HEAVY lifting with Chalean Extreme for the best results.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    I heard you shouldn't spot reduce when you are training for a 5K marathon.

    BAHAHA
  • Azdak
    Azdak Posts: 8,281 Member
    You can do this only if you wear one of those ion bands the whole time -- otherwise, you may end up with too many positive ions, which will toxify you even more!!

    But running barefoot will help some of the toxins "leak" out through the soles of your feet, so, in some cases, you can save some money on the bracelet.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    It depends if you're on your period or not.

    ^^ you can't work out on your period..
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    ...erhm...PANTS?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Didn't you hear? You can't spot reduce while cleansing. It's either one or the other. Like a bulk/cut cycle.
  • 13519485
    13519485 Posts: 264
    What did Dr. Oz say?
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
    It depends if you're on your period or not.

    ^^ you can't work out on your period..

    No, you can't. If you do, you'll lose blood out of every pore in your body, pass out, and die. Especially if it's on the second day. Never work out on the second day. Sequester yourself in the house and don't even look at people for fear of death.

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