Should I start spot reduction before my master cleanse

arc918
arc918 Posts: 2,037 Member
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or wait until after...
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  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,370 Member
    I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.
  • ilovedeadlifts
    ilovedeadlifts Posts: 2,923 Member
    came into this thread to rip someone a new one.
    then loled
  • CarsonRuns
    CarsonRuns Posts: 3,039 Member
    I heard you shouldn't spot reduce when you are training for a 5K marathon.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,834 Member
    It depends if you're on your period or not.
  • kalynn06
    kalynn06 Posts: 368 Member
    Wait. Some of the fat will be dissolved during the master cleanse, and you could look really uneven if you try to spot reduce first.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,935 Member
    I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.
    This is true.

    It happened to me.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,834 Member
    I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.
    This is true.

    It happened to me.

    It happened to my best friend's sister's boyfriend's uncle's cat's previous owner too. Don't do it.
  • futuremalestripper
    futuremalestripper Posts: 467 Member
    If you eat what comes out of your cleanse, it will give you god-like abilities.
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    Is that what happened? I just woke up one day and realized, "OMG, I have no uterus!"
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,935 Member
    Is that what happened? I just woke up one day and realized, "OMG, I have no uterus!"
    On the bright side, I am no longer on speaking terms with TOM
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 991 Member
    Bazinga!
  • arc918
    arc918 Posts: 2,037 Member
    I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.

    But wait - a man of my stature must have a uterus that weighs at least a couple pounds. That would be some quick progress right there!
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,238 Member
    Will the lemon juice, cayenne pepper & maple syrup help me grow a uterus? Will running then make it fall out? (or is it just heavy lifting?)
  • takingnameskickingbutt
    takingnameskickingbutt Posts: 232 Member
    :laugh: Hilarious!
  • waldo56
    waldo56 Posts: 1,861 Member
    Wait. Some of the fat will be dissolved during the master cleanse, and you could look really uneven if you try to spot reduce first.

    It gives that corroded look. Just awful, like extreme cellulite.
  • KariQuiteContrary
    KariQuiteContrary Posts: 274 Member
    If you eat what comes out of your cleanse, it will give you god-like abilities.

    Oh yes! This! I can vouch for this! I did it the last time I did my master cleanse/hcg cycle prior to my weekly spot reduction sessions I felt the force flow through me for reals!


    Also......I just snorted water out of my nose Lol'ing at this. Should I drink that up too?
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,268 Member
    Is that what happened? I just woke up one day and realized, "OMG, I have no uterus!"
    Oh! You poor thing!
  • Glucocorticoid
    Glucocorticoid Posts: 867 Member
    DO NOT do the master clean if you are blood type O. You will toxify yourself even more.
    Sometimes, I pity those blood type O. They really got screwed.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
    i have heard that if you cleanse your master he will help you to spot where your reduction should be.. so do the following:


    1.) grab brush..
    2.) move up and down and all over your master.
    3.) towel off..
    4.) give the master their glasses
    5.) be enlightened by the response..
  • rybo
    rybo Posts: 5,424 Member
    I was born without a uterus. Are those available on ebay? Is there a certain model that is better than others?

    I don't want something else to fall out since I don't have a uterus.

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