Should I start spot reduction before my master cleanse

arc918
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or wait until after...
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I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.0
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came into this thread to rip someone a new one.
then loled0 -
I heard you shouldn't spot reduce when you are training for a 5K marathon.0
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It depends if you're on your period or not.0
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Wait. Some of the fat will be dissolved during the master cleanse, and you could look really uneven if you try to spot reduce first.0
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I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.
It happened to me.0 -
I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.
It happened to me.
It happened to my best friend's sister's boyfriend's uncle's cat's previous owner too. Don't do it.0 -
If you eat what comes out of your cleanse, it will give you god-like abilities.0
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Is that what happened? I just woke up one day and realized, "OMG, I have no uterus!"0
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Is that what happened? I just woke up one day and realized, "OMG, I have no uterus!"0
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Bazinga!0
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I would wait until after. If you try to spot reduce first your uterus could possibly fall out.
But wait - a man of my stature must have a uterus that weighs at least a couple pounds. That would be some quick progress right there!0 -
Will the lemon juice, cayenne pepper & maple syrup help me grow a uterus? Will running then make it fall out? (or is it just heavy lifting?)0
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:laugh: Hilarious!0
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Wait. Some of the fat will be dissolved during the master cleanse, and you could look really uneven if you try to spot reduce first.
It gives that corroded look. Just awful, like extreme cellulite.0 -
If you eat what comes out of your cleanse, it will give you god-like abilities.
Oh yes! This! I can vouch for this! I did it the last time I did my master cleanse/hcg cycle prior to my weekly spot reduction sessions I felt the force flow through me for reals!
Also......I just snorted water out of my nose Lol'ing at this. Should I drink that up too?0 -
Is that what happened? I just woke up one day and realized, "OMG, I have no uterus!"0
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DO NOT do the master clean if you are blood type O. You will toxify yourself even more.
Sometimes, I pity those blood type O. They really got screwed.0 -
i have heard that if you cleanse your master he will help you to spot where your reduction should be.. so do the following:
1.) grab brush..
2.) move up and down and all over your master.
3.) towel off..
4.) give the master their glasses
5.) be enlightened by the response..0 -
I was born without a uterus. Are those available on ebay? Is there a certain model that is better than others?
I don't want something else to fall out since I don't have a uterus.0
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