WARNING: TOUCHING THAT RECEIPT IS MAKING YOU FAT

LifeOnMars_

:glasses: Seriously, who, gives, a sh#@.

LifeOnMars_

probably the PIZZA in the pizza boxes is making you fat too. IJS.

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Bullsh*t. Show me the research to back this up! It's clearly the box!

I'll second this~ it has to be the box and liner

Jorra

On a similar level, there is a virus called adrenovirus which basically causes the symptoms of a cold, however, it gets into your lungs and spreads to adipocytes (fat cells) via the blood and through other tissue. It causes the lipid droplets that are inside the adipocytes to get bigger (i.e absorb more fat from your diet). This causes the cells to expand and eventually divide, the process is repeated until you get over the virus.

The problem with getting extra fat cells is you can't ever get rid of them. Through diet and exercise they can shrink and become almost no existent but are still their in the same amounts and will absorb fat from your diet, this is why people who lose a lot weight can but it on quite easily again but people who only put a tiny bit of weight on and lost it or never had the weight to begin with have a harder time gaining weight because they have less fat cells. Thus the virus has a permanent effect on you.

The worst part is the virus is not uncommon and causes you to gain enough wait over the 3 months its in your system that you got extra adipocytes. As it is a virus its obviously easily spread which means you can literally catch weight-gain/obesity off of other ill obese people.

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rml_16

I want to avoid the OP's gym. Cuts from the broken glass of her water bottle would make me angry.

rml_16

On a similar level, there is a virus called adrenovirus which basically causes the symptoms of a cold, however, it gets into your lungs and spreads to adipocytes (fat cells) via the blood and through other tissue. It causes the lipid droplets that are inside the adipocytes to get bigger (i.e absorb more fat from your diet). This causes the cells to expand and eventually divide, the process is repeated until you get over the virus.

The problem with getting extra fat cells is you can't ever get rid of them. Through diet and exercise they can shrink and become almost no existent but are still their in the same amounts and will absorb fat from your diet, this is why people who lose a lot weight can but it on quite easily again but people who only put a tiny bit of weight on and lost it or never had the weight to begin with have a harder time gaining weight because they have less fat cells. Thus the virus has a permanent effect on you.

The worst part is the virus is not uncommon and causes you to gain enough wait over the 3 months its in your system that you got extra adipocytes. As it is a virus its obviously easily spread which means you can literally catch weight-gain/obesity off of other ill obese people.

Out of curiosity, I googled. Adrenovirus is a virus reptiles can get and something called adenovirus (which covers different viruses) is basically a tummy bug or a respiratory infection. Nothing about multiplying fat cells.

Jorra

Out of curiosity, I googled. Adrenovirus is a virus reptiles can get and something called adenovirus (which covers different viruses) is basically a tummy bug. Nothing about multiplying fat cells.

I Googled it too. Found a particular adenovirus which can positively affect adipogenesis by upregulating and downregulating certain signal pathways. However, if a respiratory virus is infecting your fat cells via the blood stream, you've got bigger problems. Mainly, sepsis.

GasMasterFlash

As it is a virus its obviously easily spread which means you can literally catch weight-gain/obesity off of other ill obese people.

OMG! ROUND UP AND QUARANTINE THE FATTIES!

tigersword

Let's not forget, fat cells do die off when empty. So that whole rambling is pretty much just wrong on all counts.

determinedbutlazy

I'm sorry, I couldn't read that all through my tin-foil hat.

mes1119

I'm sorry,

I can't take anything serious that contains the word: obesogens

Krushchev

On a similar level, there is a virus called adrenovirus which basically causes the symptoms of a cold, however, it gets into your lungs and spreads to adipocytes (fat cells) via the blood and through other tissue. It causes the lipid droplets that are inside the adipocytes to get bigger (i.e absorb more fat from your diet). This causes the cells to expand and eventually divide, the process is repeated until you get over the virus.

The problem with getting extra fat cells is you can't ever get rid of them. Through diet and exercise they can shrink and become almost no existent but are still their in the same amounts and will absorb fat from your diet, this is why people who lose a lot weight can but it on quite easily again but people who only put a tiny bit of weight on and lost it or never had the weight to begin with have a harder time gaining weight because they have less fat cells. Thus the virus has a permanent effect on you.

The worst part is the virus is not uncommon and causes you to gain enough wait over the 3 months its in your system that you got extra adipocytes. As it is a virus its obviously easily spread which means you can literally catch weight-gain/obesity off of other ill obese people.

Out of curiosity, I googled. Adrenovirus is a virus reptiles can get and something called adenovirus (which covers different viruses) is basically a tummy bug or a respiratory infection. Nothing about multiplying fat cells.

Dude, it was totally BroScience. Google doesn't know about BroScience.

BAMFMeredith

As it is a virus its obviously easily spread which means you can literally catch weight-gain/obesity off of other ill obese people.

OMG! ROUND UP AND QUARANTINE THE FATTIES!

Oh no...I CAUGHT FAT!!!

Spooney45

Out of curiosity, I googled. Adrenovirus is a virus reptiles can get and something called adenovirus (which covers different viruses) is basically a tummy bug. Nothing about multiplying fat cells.

I Googled it too. Found a particular adenovirus which can positively affect adipogenesis by upregulating and downregulating certain signal pathways. However, if a respiratory virus is infecting your fat cells via the blood stream, you've got bigger problems. Mainly, sepsis.

You don't get sepsis from viruses, you get it from bacteria

Glucocorticoid

I always double check my food to make sure no obesogens are hiding.

rml_16

On a similar level, there is a virus called adrenovirus which basically causes the symptoms of a cold, however, it gets into your lungs and spreads to adipocytes (fat cells) via the blood and through other tissue. It causes the lipid droplets that are inside the adipocytes to get bigger (i.e absorb more fat from your diet). This causes the cells to expand and eventually divide, the process is repeated until you get over the virus.

The problem with getting extra fat cells is you can't ever get rid of them. Through diet and exercise they can shrink and become almost no existent but are still their in the same amounts and will absorb fat from your diet, this is why people who lose a lot weight can but it on quite easily again but people who only put a tiny bit of weight on and lost it or never had the weight to begin with have a harder time gaining weight because they have less fat cells. Thus the virus has a permanent effect on you.

The worst part is the virus is not uncommon and causes you to gain enough wait over the 3 months its in your system that you got extra adipocytes. As it is a virus its obviously easily spread which means you can literally catch weight-gain/obesity off of other ill obese people.

Out of curiosity, I googled. Adrenovirus is a virus reptiles can get and something called adenovirus (which covers different viruses) is basically a tummy bug or a respiratory infection. Nothing about multiplying fat cells.

Dude, it was totally BroScience. Google doesn't know about BroScience.

I always forget these things.

jennin2010

LMAO

rml_16

I always double check my food to make sure no obesogens are hiding.

Sometimes they jump out from behind trees and you can't avoid them.

mes1119

Jorra

Out of curiosity, I googled. Adrenovirus is a virus reptiles can get and something called adenovirus (which covers different viruses) is basically a tummy bug. Nothing about multiplying fat cells.

I Googled it too. Found a particular adenovirus which can positively affect adipogenesis by upregulating and downregulating certain signal pathways. However, if a respiratory virus is infecting your fat cells via the blood stream, you've got bigger problems. Mainly, sepsis.

You don't get sepsis from viruses, you get it from bacteria

You have a point there. My point is, getting a respiratory illness into your fat cells is quite a feat. I did take the time to properly evaluate that study's methods either, so I can't say how legitimate it is.

wellbert

Money also makes you fat. Send it all to me, and I'll dispose properly.