Bad jokes (aka jokes kids love)

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  • ScientistStudy
    ScientistStudy Posts: 249 Member
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    My favourite is one my grandad told me a a kid:

    What do you call a snail on a boat?

    A snailor!
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    My 3 yr old son's favorite joke:

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Banana in the sky with a rainbow.


    Yeah, we're trying to teach the kids the difference between a joke and just naming random things you see.

    Bahaha, that's funny.
  • HellsKells
    HellsKells Posts: 671 Member
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    :laugh: These are great! I can't wait to see my niece's reaction to some of these. :happy:
  • TundraTed
    TundraTed Posts: 254 Member
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    How many dead people are there in the cemetery?


    ALL OF THEM.



    I have heard that every morning on the way to/from pre-school for 3 months now.
  • jplord
    jplord Posts: 510 Member
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    What's yellow and goes through walls?
    Casper the friendly banana.

    What were Tarzan's last words?
    WHO GREASED MY VIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeee . . . . . . . . . . .<thud>.
  • Schnuddelbuddel
    Schnuddelbuddel Posts: 472 Member
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    haha These are brilliant!!! My 8 year old always has some of these....

    Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
    Because it got stuck to the chicken!


    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    You know!
    You know Who?
    Avada Kedavra!!! (yes, she's a Harry Potter nut!)


    Why did the biscuit go to the doctor?
    Because it was feeling crummy.
  • Hikaru37
    Hikaru37 Posts: 177 Member
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    What do you call a Frenchman who wears sandals?
    Philippe Philoppe ^_^



    And

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Europe
    Europe Who?
    NO YOU'RE A POO
  • grayprae
    grayprae Posts: 109 Member
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    Another from my four year old

    Her : What is under there?

    Me: Under where?

    Her: I just made you say underwear

    Apparently this is the funniest thing the world to her.

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