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  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    What the heck?? :noway:

    :blushing:
    You have been busy! :tongue:

    Yep. Expecting 6 new kids before year end.

    Yes. Now remember, that's counting yours and Tami's.


    oh Really :noway:

    something about that thought just gave me the CREEEEEPS
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Maxie,

    I found the perfect woman for you.

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  • hasiangirl
    hasiangirl Posts: 1,613
    Maxie,

    I found the perfect woman for you.

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    lol i dont think many guys would complain about a girl farting on the first date if she looks like that :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member

    First the woman in the man's dress shirt and now this! You know me so well, Shannon!!

    But not Biblically. :blushing:
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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
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  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
    What the heck?? :noway:

    :blushing:
    You have been busy! :tongue:

    Yep. Expecting 6 new kids before year end.

    oh Really :noway:

    Yes. Now remember, that's counting yours and Tami's.
    Mine is due next year :grumble:
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
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    Max would need more than some disinfectant
    and he would have to brush..a lot!
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  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member

    I didn't even know him then that makes it even creepier. :angry:

    Remove the restraining order and maybe we could meet.

    That's what I need! A restraining order! I should have thought of that sooner. Thanks for the idea. :happy:
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    What the heck?? :noway:

    :blushing:
    You have been busy! :tongue:

    Yep. Expecting 6 new kids before year end.

    oh Really :noway:

    Yes. Now remember, that's counting yours and Tami's.
    Mine is due next year :grumble:

    Just one after the next here on MFP.....:noway: :grumble: :noway:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715

    I didn't even know him then that makes it even creepier. :angry:

    Remove the restraining order and maybe we could meet.

    That's what I need! A restraining order! I should have thought of that sooner. Thanks for the idea. :happy:

    It never stopped him before! look at all the poor women in his wake! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • hasiangirl
    hasiangirl Posts: 1,613

    I didn't even know him then that makes it even creepier. :angry:

    Remove the restraining order and maybe we could meet.

    That's what I need! A restraining order! I should have thought of that sooner. Thanks for the idea. :happy:

    :grumble:
    lol u shouldve never said anything about restraining orders....she never wouldve thought of that!!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715

    I didn't even know him then that makes it even creepier. :angry:

    Remove the restraining order and maybe we could meet.

    That's what I need! A restraining order! I should have thought of that sooner. Thanks for the idea. :happy:

    :grumble:

    Admit it Max, your sheer animal magnetism has just about wiped the boards here with tears over the loss of you! Just admit it! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That Gladiator thing wears a woman down!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715

    I didn't even know him then that makes it even creepier. :angry:

    Remove the restraining order and maybe we could meet.

    That's what I need! A restraining order! I should have thought of that sooner. Thanks for the idea. :happy:

    :grumble:

    Admit it Max, your sheer animal magnetism has just about wiped the boards here with tears over the loss of you! Just admit it! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That Gladiator thing wears a woman down!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I hope they like my unkept hair and bushy mustache.

    It is that Bad boy thing that gets them every time! The wizard of heart break you are!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member

    That pic was taken almost two years ago!
    good lord...hes been stalking u for two years?!?!?! :noway: :noway: :noway:

    I didn't even know him then that makes it even creepier. :angry:

    Remove the restraining order and maybe we could meet.
    max honey, i dont think she put a restraining order on u...i think it was kity :laugh: :laugh:

    But I haven't started stalking Kity.

    Wait a second here....what do you mean by that? :huh:

    Do I have to preemptively stalk you so you can't stalk me? :indifferent:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715

    That pic was taken almost two years ago!
    good lord...hes been stalking u for two years?!?!?! :noway: :noway: :noway:

    I didn't even know him then that makes it even creepier. :angry:

    Remove the restraining order and maybe we could meet.
    max honey, i dont think she put a restraining order on u...i think it was kity :laugh: :laugh:

    But I haven't started stalking Kity.

    Wait a second here....what do you mean by that? :huh:

    Do I have to preemptively stalk you so you can't stalk me? :indifferent:

    Don't warn him, it is the most effective way to complete the stalking! He seems hard to catch tho, what with all the phoney pictures, He is an elusive guy alright. his other friends cover for him and post pics, that are not him! He lives in a van by the river somewhere in Texas! Claims to be a conservative, but the van thing makes me think old hippie! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member

    That pic was taken almost two years ago!
    good lord...hes been stalking u for two years?!?!?! :noway: :noway: :noway:

    I didn't even know him then that makes it even creepier. :angry:

    Remove the restraining order and maybe we could meet.
    max honey, i dont think she put a restraining order on u...i think it was kity :laugh: :laugh:

    But I haven't started stalking Kity.

    Wait a second here....what do you mean by that? :huh:

    Do I have to preemptively stalk you so you can't stalk me? :indifferent:

    Don't warn him, it is the most effective way to complete the stalking! He seems hard to catch tho, what with all the phoney pictures, He is an elusive guy alright. his other friends cover for him and post pics, that are not him! He lives in a van by the river somewhere in Texas! Claims to be a conservative, but the van thing makes me think old hippie! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    He'll never know its me! I'm a master at disguise.... :wink: :laugh: :glasses:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Do I have to preemptively stalk you so you can't stalk me? :indifferent:
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    Don't warn him, it is the most effective way to complete the stalking! He seems hard to catch tho, what with all the phoney pictures, He is an elusive guy alright. his other friends cover for him and post pics, that are not him! He lives in a van by the river somewhere in Texas! Claims to be a conservative, but the van thing makes me think old hippie! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    [/quote]

    He'll never know its me! I'm a master at disguise.... :wink: :laugh: :glasses:
    [/quote]

    I think this one might work! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    crickets
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member

    :grumble:
    lol u shouldve never said anything about restraining orders....she never wouldve thought of that!!

    It's true. I'm new to the whole being stalked thing..:tongue:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715

    :grumble:
    lol u shouldve never said anything about restraining orders....she never wouldve thought of that!!

    It's true. I'm new to the whole being stalked thing..:tongue:

    That is what happens when you turn into a hottie! Keep up the good work and enjoy the attention!:happy: :happy: :flowerforyou:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Good morning fellow max club members!
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    hidiho neighbors!
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    This thread was deserted this weekend. Appearently, no one is a fan of Max on the weekends. :laugh: :tongue:
  • hasiangirl
    hasiangirl Posts: 1,613
    This thread was deserted this weekend. Appearently, no one is a fan of Max on the weekends. :laugh: :tongue:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ......ugh im constipated :indifferent: :sick: :cry: :blushing: :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    This thread was deserted this weekend. Appearently, no one is a fan of Max on the weekends. :laugh: :tongue:

    It is kinda like a job...he makes it so hard to be a fan.:tongue::bigsmile: :laugh:
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    This thread was deserted this weekend. Appearently, no one is a fan of Max on the weekends. :laugh: :tongue:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ......ugh im constipated :indifferent: :sick: :cry: :blushing: :laugh:

    What a coincedence - I haven't had a good BM in a week!!!! Maybe it's because this thread is so full of crap - so are we!!!:laugh: :laugh:
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