Ultimate Zombie Survival Team

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  • grimm1974
    grimm1974 Posts: 337 Member
    Firearms are for amateurs. You want zombie cleanup? Explosives and combustibles or stay home.
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    I should mention that I have a 45 year old bottle of rum, loads of wine and regular rum and some whiskey.

    I'm on her team ^^^
    Hell yeah...get so drunk you don't care if you get bitten.

    Nah, I shoot better drunk.
  • boggsmeister
    boggsmeister Posts: 292 Member
    I am a pretty good camper and cook. Not bad with strategy and logistics either. Every army needs their "Radar." Besides, when it goes down, I'm 6'3" and 300 pounds. I can hit pretty hard yo.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    We're gonna need a bigger bus! :laugh:
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    I'm a chemist...I can whip up some chemical warfare
  • iKristine
    iKristine Posts: 288 Member
    Funny you should ask. I recently made a map for my cartography class. It plotted all the TRI (toxic release inventory) sites in my hometown. I then highlighted the ones within a half mile of the rivers. I then plotted the cemetaries located within leaching limits of the river. Surrounding the cemetary, was a buffer zone of 1.5 miles. This represented the containment area within 3 hours of contamination (Zombieland 2009, et al)


    I also possess geography/geoscience/geology skills. I know the natural environment extremely well. Coupled with hard sciences such as physics, chemistry through bio. I also have a yellow belt in Hapkido, general outdoors gears knowledge such as a z-drag/pulley and climbing gear. I can also handle a gun and heavy machinery. I'm rehearsed well in physiology and anatomy for life saving skills. I have more rod cells than cones in my vision. Meaning I can see dark/light contrast better than normal human eyes. I essentially can see in the dark more clearly. I also have a sick sense of humor. So I can be creative in areas others might be not so well rehearsed.

    I find I'm uniquely qualified for lots of useful survival skills.
  • couponfun
    couponfun Posts: 714 Member
    We're gonna need a bigger bus! :laugh:

    I'm driving!!! :drinker: :laugh: My dad calls me Andretti...I got skillz
  • kelseyhere
    kelseyhere Posts: 1,123 Member
    I'm an excellent climber of trees, rocks, you name it. I can help you build tree forts and hang your supplies out of reach of zombies and bears.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    We're gonna need some women-folk to help repopulate. LOL *know.wut.i'm.sayin* :wink:
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
    I can run, shoot, box, drive a standard, and I'm 100% okay with beheading a close friend or family member if they are bitten (or look like they may have gotten a scratch or bruise or something).
  • ludgerclay
    ludgerclay Posts: 95 Member
    I'm an ultra runner, I can keep moving on foot for days. After the bus runs out of gas and you're stuck in the desert, I can keep ahead of the slow moving zombies, make it to the next gas station, and bring back the needed fuel. If any of them get too close, I can still wield my Louisville Slugger as well as Shaun of the Dead does has cricket bat.
  • erikkasusann
    erikkasusann Posts: 104
    I can break down a whole hog in 20 minutes.
  • wofford16
    wofford16 Posts: 63
    We're gonna need a bigger bus! :laugh:

    I'm driving!!! :drinker: :laugh: My dad calls me Andretti...I got skillz

    I'm your co-pilot!!!! 10 years of navigating for the Navy. I know how to drive down the road without a map in my face thus running into a zombie and flipping over my car. Not to mention all of the various weapons I was able to master at GTMO thus making me a prison expert once we stumble upon it on our journey.
  • tytbone
    tytbone Posts: 14 Member
    I'll do whatever (lol).
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    I can run, shoot, box, drive a standard, and I'm 100% okay with beheading a close friend or family member if they are bitten (or look like they may have gotten a scratch or bruise or something).

    ... or if they sneeze or look at your funny. :laugh:
  • DJStewie
    DJStewie Posts: 92 Member
    I've seen the movie zombieland and know the zombie apocolypse rules of survival, to include: cardio, double tap, check the back seat, and beware of bathrooms.

    I'm clearly qualified.
  • Daisy_Cutter
    Daisy_Cutter Posts: 774
    Ha! I have access to sniper rifles ... and I can run F O R E V E R - and I'm highly intelligent. :wink: Triple threat!
  • GFab
    GFab Posts: 75
    We're gonna need some women-folk to help repopulate. LOL *know.wut.i'm.sayin* :wink:
    I volunteer!!
  • martymum
    martymum Posts: 413 Member
    I'm cute, people need cute! :tongue:

    martyxx
  • wild_wild_life
    wild_wild_life Posts: 1,334 Member
    Wow, is anyone NOT prepared? (raises hand) I'd probably end up one of the zombies pretty quick. But now I know all your tricks!
  • 1985Andy
    1985Andy Posts: 161 Member
    My kind of post!!

    I spend a totally ridiculous amount of time fantasizing about a zombie apocalypse!


    I'd be the planner guy that puts all the plans in place and organises stuff. Oh and I'd be there when things got heavy too!

    Protect the women and children at all costs!
  • schpanks
    schpanks Posts: 468 Member
    I'm a nurse. Also I'm a vegetarian so if the problem is tainted meat, you can rest assured that I will NOT be infected! :happy:
  • mollyonamission
    mollyonamission Posts: 268 Member
    :wink: I could cook I can make anything taste delicious. :smile:

    I woke up this morning to find The Zombie Apocalypse has magically started. I am fairly set to survive for several weeks on my own, but I would rather put together an elite team... an A-Team, as you were... to survive the unknown future. What special skill can you bring to the table to find a seat on my team bus?
  • Liasings
    Liasings Posts: 150 Member
    I have 2 bona fide skills in zombie neutralization:
    1: I am a FIRM believer in the "Double Tap" ,
    2: I am known far and wide as 50/50. If I have two choices, I'll invariably choose the wrong one. Think how invaluable such certaintity would be for the team. "I think we should go down that street., " I'd say. You would immediately choose the other street and we would thereby avoid the nest of guerilla zombies hiding in the overturned Hostess Twinkie van.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    My bug-out bag is stocked, along with a huge supply of healthy non-perishable foods and water tablets.
    I have my weapons prepared (and I'm a great shot), I can scale walls and trees in the blink of an eye, own a ghillie suit, drop leg & molle vests and have access to vehicles that can carry a dependable zombie slaying crew :happy:
  • BetterThanExpected
    BetterThanExpected Posts: 104 Member
    I'm pretty chunky, you can use me as bait if you ever plan on ambushing some zombies, or I can distract them while you escape :wink: ha ha ha
  • mollyonamission
    mollyonamission Posts: 268 Member
    I look fantastic pregnant

    We're gonna need some women-folk to help repopulate. LOL *know.wut.i'm.sayin* :wink:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    My bug-out bag is stocked, along with a huge supply of healthy non-perishable foods and water tablets.
    I have my weapons prepared (and I'm a great shot), I can scale walls and trees in the blink of an eye, own a ghillie suit, drop leg & molle vests and have access to vehicles that can carry a dependable zombie slaying crew :happy:

    You had me at "molle"! :love:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    I look fantastic pregnant

    We're gonna need some women-folk to help repopulate. LOL *know.wut.i'm.sayin* :wink:

    Awesome! :flowerforyou:
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    I served seven years in the United States Army "Light Infantry".
    I only have a small number of firearms however, I can use each one expertly.
    I can set up a defensive perimiter quickly and solid.
    I am a pretty good mechanic so I can fix broken vehicles and machines.
    I also have a Suburban so I can move people and stuff if needed.
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