the worst pick up line ever?

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anima_gemella
anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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him : "do you have some arab in you?"
me: "no"
him: "do u want some?"

"sooo, do u wanna f*** or what?"
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  • BIG_Lew
    BIG_Lew Posts: 513 Member
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    God must be missing a Angel cus ur here with me :grumble: :grumble:
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    It's probably: I've lost my number, can I borrow yours?
    Although it works every time :devil:
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    I'm sure it does lol
  • AlayshaJ
    AlayshaJ Posts: 703 Member
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    It's probably: I've lost my number, can I borrow yours?
    Although it works every time :devil:

    If the person saying that was attractive, they would get my number. Hahaha.
  • Forthe4
    Forthe4 Posts: 30 Member
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    Never used one myself but I remember my wife and I going out with my sister and a few of her friends back before we got married. My wife went to dance with my sister and came back over to me laughing hysterically saying,

    "This guy just tried to pick me up by saying, "You wanna dance? You're the only girl in here that doesn't look like a dog.""

    I could only shake my head and laugh.
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    Never used one myself but I remember my wife and I going out with my sister and a few of her friends back before we got married. She came back over to me laughing hysterically saying,

    "This guy just tried to pick me up by saying, "You wanna dance? You're the only girl in here that doesn't look like a dog.""

    I could only shake my head and laugh.

    lmao OMG
  • smkafka
    smkafka Posts: 134 Member
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    I was once asked " do you want to go turkey hunting?" He was really asking if I wanted to go turkey hunting. It was Thanksgiving. It was a fun night!!
  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 461 Member
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    "If I flipped a 50 cent coin what's the chance of me getting head?"
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    "If I flipped a 50 cent coin what's the chances of me getting head?"

    it is pretty bad but i laughed... but really bad tho omg
  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 461 Member
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    "If I flipped a 50 cent coin what's the chances of me getting head?"

    it is pretty bad but i laughed... but really bad tho omg

    Sad thing is someone actually said this to me at a party.:noway:
  • Irish_Lanie
    Irish_Lanie Posts: 100
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    Had to run in grocery store for a couple items after I had been at the gym. I was all sweaty, red faced, yucky gym clothes. As Im walking by a stock boy says "you sure look purty for grocery shopping" as he leers at me. Ugh!
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body... Wanna fight?
  • anima_gemella
    anima_gemella Posts: 243 Member
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    lol thts actually cute in a weird way hehe:flowerforyou:
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. :laugh:
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    Your lips are kinda wrinkled... Mind if I press them?
  • lesbodwell
    lesbodwell Posts: 24 Member
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    Was your dad a baker? Cause he gave you a great set of buns!
  • lesbodwell
    lesbodwell Posts: 24 Member
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    If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    Let's conserve water and shower together...

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