the worst pick up line ever?

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  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    "I would walk a mile barefoot through broken glass just to j*ck off to your shadow."

    Ummm...what? No.
  • Nikki_42
    Nikki_42 Posts: 298 Member
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    can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

    That would actually work on me lol.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word. :ohwell:
  • Foodaholic4Life
    Foodaholic4Life Posts: 15
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    I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.


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  • JilianneNicole
    JilianneNicole Posts: 119 Member
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    If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together!
  • capnwo85
    capnwo85 Posts: 1,103 Member
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    Nice shoes...wanna F#$%
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.


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    Love love love!!! :heart:
  • RUNNER48WH
    RUNNER48WH Posts: 35
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    you must be from Tennessee.....cause you're the Only Ten I See....

    Unfortunately it worked....:blushing:
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
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    Safe word. Pick one. Call me.

    I feel like I shouldn't have laughed.


    As I was pumping gas, I heard from afar: "daaaaayum girrrrrrrrl!" Not a snowball's chance dude, but I will be making fun of you for the rest of my life, so thanks for that.
  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 461 Member
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    If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

    Why does this remind me of that Britney Spears song :laugh:
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 749 Member
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    Him: Nice tattoos!

    Me: Why, thank you.

    Him: We should go get inked together.

    :huh:
  • lesbodwell
    lesbodwell Posts: 24 Member
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    I may not be the best looking guy here... But I'm the only one talking to you.

    Thats awesome! Im trying it!
  • Arperjen
    Arperjen Posts: 108 Member
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    If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

    Why does this remind me of that Britney Spears song :laugh:

    The pickup line came first. ;P

    Man, I've been hearing "Nice shoes, let's f***" for about 15 years now (not towards me, but in general). How did THAT ever gain traction? :laugh:
  • DrewMaxwell
    DrewMaxwell Posts: 269 Member
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    Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

    Wow! Just Wow :ohwell:
  • Foodaholic4Life
    Foodaholic4Life Posts: 15
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    If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

    Why does this remind me of that Britney Spears song :laugh:

    The pickup line came first. ;P

    Man, I've been hearing "Nice shoes, let's f***" for about 15 years now (not towards me, but in general). How did THAT ever gain traction? :laugh:

    And the Bellamy Brothers had a song in the 70s by that title, long before Britney was born. Damn, I'm old. I shouldn't even be in this thread.
  • epoeraven
    epoeraven Posts: 458 Member
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    "My friend and I have a $100 bet going which one of us is going to get lucky tonight - help me win and I'll give you half the money..."

    It didn't work.....
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
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    Wow. You’re striking. Let me ask you a question ..does this smell like chloroform?
  • myers0machine
    myers0machine Posts: 685
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    smell this..............
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    I think I could fall madly in bed with you...

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