the worst pick up line ever?

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  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
    "I would walk a mile barefoot through broken glass just to j*ck off to your shadow."

    Ummm...what? No.
  • Nikki_42
    Nikki_42 Posts: 298 Member
    can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

    That would actually work on me lol.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word. :ohwell:
  • Foodaholic4Life
    Foodaholic4Life Posts: 15
    I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.


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  • JilianneNicole
    JilianneNicole Posts: 116 Member
    If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together!
  • capnwo85
    capnwo85 Posts: 1,103 Member
    Nice shoes...wanna F#$%
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.


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    Love love love!!! :heart:
  • RUNNER48WH
    RUNNER48WH Posts: 35
    you must be from Tennessee.....cause you're the Only Ten I See....

    Unfortunately it worked....:blushing:
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    Safe word. Pick one. Call me.

    I feel like I shouldn't have laughed.


    As I was pumping gas, I heard from afar: "daaaaayum girrrrrrrrl!" Not a snowball's chance dude, but I will be making fun of you for the rest of my life, so thanks for that.
  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 434 Member
    If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

    Why does this remind me of that Britney Spears song :laugh:
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Him: Nice tattoos!

    Me: Why, thank you.

    Him: We should go get inked together.

    :huh:
  • lesbodwell
    lesbodwell Posts: 24 Member
    I may not be the best looking guy here... But I'm the only one talking to you.

    Thats awesome! Im trying it!
  • Arperjen
    Arperjen Posts: 108 Member
    If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

    Why does this remind me of that Britney Spears song :laugh:

    The pickup line came first. ;P

    Man, I've been hearing "Nice shoes, let's f***" for about 15 years now (not towards me, but in general). How did THAT ever gain traction? :laugh:
  • DrewMaxwell
    DrewMaxwell Posts: 269 Member
    Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

    Wow! Just Wow :ohwell:
  • Foodaholic4Life
    Foodaholic4Life Posts: 15
    If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

    Why does this remind me of that Britney Spears song :laugh:

    The pickup line came first. ;P

    Man, I've been hearing "Nice shoes, let's f***" for about 15 years now (not towards me, but in general). How did THAT ever gain traction? :laugh:

    And the Bellamy Brothers had a song in the 70s by that title, long before Britney was born. Damn, I'm old. I shouldn't even be in this thread.
  • epoeraven
    epoeraven Posts: 458 Member
    "My friend and I have a $100 bet going which one of us is going to get lucky tonight - help me win and I'll give you half the money..."

    It didn't work.....
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
    Wow. You’re striking. Let me ask you a question ..does this smell like chloroform?
  • myers0machine
    myers0machine Posts: 685
    smell this..............
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    I think I could fall madly in bed with you...
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
    I have to tell you what everyone's been saying behind your back... nice *kitten*
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
  • ninaquelinda
    ninaquelinda Posts: 136
    him: Thanks for the candy
    me: What candy?
    him: The eye candy
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
  • foot2wood
    foot2wood Posts: 149 Member
    Me: If i give you a kiss right now, would you let me? Her: (shocked look on her face, yet speechless. Me: (reached in my pocket and gave her a Hershey Kiss) Ended up with her for 14 years lol with that cheesy PU
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
  • KrisyKat
    KrisyKat Posts: 740 Member
    Me: If i give you a kiss right now, would you let me? Her: (shocked look on her face, yet speechless. Me: (reached in my pocket and gave her a Hershey Kiss) Ended up with her for 14 years lol with that cheesy PU

    Awww, that's quite charming!! Chocolate trumps words :wink:
  • CSummers316
    CSummers316 Posts: 74
    I used to give friends absolutely horrible lines to use, solely to see them get slapped, kicked, etc.

    Some of the personal favorites:

    "Baby, everything I am gonna do to you, I learned at Sea World."

    "What's that smell??? Oh it must be you, cuz yer the (insert naughty four letter word for human waste here)"

    "Wanna put your hand in my pocket and play Pole Position?"

    Yup... I was evil to my friends... best part was them using that drek
  • Rolande55
    Rolande55 Posts: 52 Member
    "You are the ***** willow in the swampland of my heart!" yup true ! Someone actually used that on me.
  • Rolande55
    Rolande55 Posts: 52 Member
    Omg! I can't believe that was censored! maybe I spelled it wrong....*****willow?

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