the worst pick up line ever?

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  • lil_bear0811
    lil_bear0811 Posts: 56
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    Baby, I've got some skittles in my pocket. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Pull my finger


    :laugh:
  • Foodaholic4Life
    Foodaholic4Life Posts: 15
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    That dress looks so good on you!...the only place it would look better is in a rumpled heap on the floor of my bedroom.
  • Jessicaruby
    Jessicaruby Posts: 881 Member
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    Do you have a raisin?
    No
    Then how bout a date?

    dont know why but i find this one uber cute :smile:

    i had a really creepy old man come up to me one time and say baby you smell so good.... i thought i was going to puke on him :laugh:
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    "I hope you have pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your pu**y."

    Wow I laughed at that!! never saw that coming!
  • grimm1974
    grimm1974 Posts: 337 Member
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    Pull my finger


    :laugh:

    That isn't really a pickup line. I'd classify that as a mating ritual.
  • happyfrogg
    happyfrogg Posts: 86 Member
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    "If I had a soccer ball, would you kick it with me?" (Ok, so this one was from 15 years ago, when "kick it" was what the kids were saying. And some kid really did say that to me.)

    "Is your name Gillette? Cuz you look like the best a man can get."
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
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    Wanna get a pizza and f***? No? What you don't like pizza?
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    I may not be the best looking guy here... But I'm the only one talking to you.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Pull my finger


    :laugh:

    That isn't really a pickup line. I'd classify that as a mating ritual.


    LOL i think I would be scared :)
  • Nikki_42
    Nikki_42 Posts: 298 Member
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    Him- "You're dressed like you're single."

    Me- " Seriously dude? I want you to walk away and think about what you just said."

    After he walked away and thought about it.

    Him-"What I meant to say was that you were beautiful, but I was drunk."

    Me- "Better. Now go away."


    Fyi-- I was wearing jeans, a t-shirt and a baggy sweat jacket at the time. :noway:
  • Cayman428
    Cayman428 Posts: 1
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    If milk does a body good, you must have had the whole cow.
  • BigenFluffy
    BigenFluffy Posts: 57 Member
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    While I was with my kids at the park:

    "Hey der...dem boys need a daddy?"

    Um...no, they have a daddy, he's also my husband.

    "Ok...well, if things don't work out, I'll be their daddy....and yours too <wink>"
  • Nikki_42
    Nikki_42 Posts: 298 Member
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    Safe word. Pick one. Call me.

    Just choked on my drink. LMFAO!! I actually like that one. :laugh:
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!
  • mlewon
    mlewon Posts: 343 Member
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    If I told you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me?

    hahahaha britney spears ftw
  • Jessicaruby
    Jessicaruby Posts: 881 Member
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    I may not be the best looking guy here... But I'm the only one talking to you.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kettle_belle83
    kettle_belle83 Posts: 94 Member
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    Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a foot long!
  • El_guapo22
    El_guapo22 Posts: 902 Member
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    Girl you're like a car accident... I just can't look away
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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