Tell Me Why You Should Be My Friend

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  • SweetSammie
    SweetSammie Posts: 391 Member
    I log.
    I post.
    I work out.
    I a super sarcastic sometimes.
    I can't BELIEVE I just responded to this.:noway: My Daria side DOES NOT approve. I'm not sure how old you are, so here is a Wikipedia entry describing Daria, who is my kindred spirit.:huh:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daria
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    how about you tell me why I should want to be your friend.

    I dont know if you are aware, but Iam_thatdude

    This means very little to me. I am onegonzogarbanzo.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I throw heavy balls super far. The end.
  • JediMindfck
    JediMindfck Posts: 73 Member
    < - - - - - - - Professional Gravedigger


    And you just never know when you're gonna need help getting rid a body
  • Elf_Princess1210
    Elf_Princess1210 Posts: 895 Member
    I'll pass thanks.
  • happyfrogg
    happyfrogg Posts: 86 Member
    I study comic books for a living.

    No, seriously.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I log.
    I post.
    I work out.
    I a super sarcastic sometimes.
    I can't BELIEVE I just responded to this.:noway: My Daria side DOES NOT approve. I'm not sure how old you are, so here is a Wikipedia entry describing Daria, who is my kindred spirit.:huh:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daria

    thats a little too bubblegum for me MTV cartoons? I was thinking something more deep like Beevis and Butthead's Frog Baseball.
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    < - - - - - - - Professional Gravedigger


    And you just never know when you're gonna need help getting rid a body

    I wish I knew you in 1986 when I had to kill a man in Muncie, Indiana. I didnt know how lye worked back then.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.

    nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    how about you tell me why I should want to be your friend.

    I dont know if you are aware, but Iam_thatdude

    This means very little to me. I am onegonzogarbanzo.

    That means even less to me. Iam_thatdude
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.

    nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.

    It's the narrow-minded thinking that prevents you from seeing my greatness. Sad really :frown:
  • theartichoke
    theartichoke Posts: 816 Member
    < - - - - - - - Professional Gravedigger


    And you just never know when you're gonna need help getting rid a body

    Dude! If only I would have met you yesterday.
  • SweetSammie
    SweetSammie Posts: 391 Member
    I log.
    I post.
    I work out.
    I a super sarcastic sometimes.
    I can't BELIEVE I just responded to this.:noway: My Daria side DOES NOT approve. I'm not sure how old you are, so here is a Wikipedia entry describing Daria, who is my kindred spirit.:huh:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daria

    thats a little too bubblegum for me MTV cartoons? I was thinking something more deep like Beevis and Butthead's Frog Baseball.

    I may or may not enjoy some occasional Beavis and Butthead. I most certainly enjoy King of the Hill (said in a whisper) (hides head in shame). :embarassed:

    Shhhh... I'm a middle school teacher, we aren't supposed to think things are funny.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.

    nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.

    It's the narrow-minded thinking that prevents you from seeing my greatness. Sad really :frown:

    your youth hinders you from seeing the light. The inner greatness comes from gravistas...or years of cocaine abuse.
  • turkishmelly
    turkishmelly Posts: 129 Member
    I have the hottest accent. Who cares but I sweat a lot and scare everybody away if you are next to me
  • Mlmr310
    Mlmr310 Posts: 52 Member
    LOL!
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.

    nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.

    It's the narrow-minded thinking that prevents you from seeing my greatness. Sad really :frown:

    your youth hinders you from seeing the light. The inner greatness comes from gravistas...or years of cocaine abuse.

    In lieu of cocaine, could tequilla/silent sam and porn stars be used? If so, I'm a winner.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    Its funny that im getting friend requests...iam actually a huge ahole who denies most of them lmao
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:
  • SweetSammie
    SweetSammie Posts: 391 Member
    From Daria's Wikipedia:
    Daria Morgendorffer, the series' eponymous protagonist, first appeared on MTV as a recurring character in Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-head. MTV senior vice president and creative director Abby Terkuhle explained that when that show "became successful, we ... created Daria's character because we wanted a smart female who could serve as the foil."[


    So, it's all the same really.

    And, with that, I take my old, wise, sarcastic, shrinking @ss to bed.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.

    nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.

    It's the narrow-minded thinking that prevents you from seeing my greatness. Sad really :frown:

    your youth hinders you from seeing the light. The inner greatness comes from gravistas...or years of cocaine abuse.

    In lieu of cocaine, could tequilla/silent sam and porn stars be used? If so, I'm a winner.

    *raises eyebrow...more info please
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:

    WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    From Daria's Wikipedia:
    Daria Morgendorffer, the series' eponymous protagonist, first appeared on MTV as a recurring character in Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-head. MTV senior vice president and creative director Abby Terkuhle explained that when that show "became successful, we ... created Daria's character because we wanted a smart female who could serve as the foil."[


    So, it's all the same really.

    And, with that, I take my old, wise, sarcastic, shrinking @ss to bed.

    Good comeback.....but still denied. I am an ahole
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
    I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.

    nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.

    It's the narrow-minded thinking that prevents you from seeing my greatness. Sad really :frown:

    your youth hinders you from seeing the light. The inner greatness comes from gravistas...or years of cocaine abuse.

    In lieu of cocaine, could tequilla/silent sam and porn stars be used? If so, I'm a winner.

    *raises eyebrow...more info please

    Unfortunately, only people under 27 would understand.
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:

    WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?

    That's what I call sarcastically honest lol
  • sherrirb
    sherrirb Posts: 1,649 Member
    how about you tell me why I should want to be your friend.

    I dont know if you are aware, but Iam_thatdude

    ... you? its YOU?!?!?! are you THAT guy...?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGojEyYBmwc

    or are you that guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCj8Yr290tE&amp;feature=related

    or maybe you are that guy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-91_iXATY8&amp;feature=relmfu

    You rock! LOL

    Oh wait... sorry.. you are that dude.. not that guy. My bad. You could still rock but I guess that is yet to be determined.
  • jesscod
    jesscod Posts: 98
    Hmm.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.

    nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.

    It's the narrow-minded thinking that prevents you from seeing my greatness. Sad really :frown:

    your youth hinders you from seeing the light. The inner greatness comes from gravistas...or years of cocaine abuse.

    In lieu of cocaine, could tequilla/silent sam and porn stars be used? If so, I'm a winner.

    *raises eyebrow...more info please

    Unfortunately, only people under 27 would understand.

    well, you didnt mention midgets being involved and everyone over 27 knows you cant have a good time without at least 3 midgets.
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:

    WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?


    You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.

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