Tell Me Why You Should Be My Friend

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  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
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    I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.

    nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.

    It's the narrow-minded thinking that prevents you from seeing my greatness. Sad really :frown:

    your youth hinders you from seeing the light. The inner greatness comes from gravistas...or years of cocaine abuse.

    In lieu of cocaine, could tequilla/silent sam and porn stars be used? If so, I'm a winner.

    *raises eyebrow...more info please

    Unfortunately, only people under 27 would understand.

    well, you didnt mention midgets being involved and everyone over 27 knows you cant have a good time without at least 3 midgets.

    Who said there wasn't? assume= makes an *kitten* out you
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Hmm.

    Hmmm.

    I just one upped you!
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:

    WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?


    You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
    Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.

    nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.

    It's the narrow-minded thinking that prevents you from seeing my greatness. Sad really :frown:

    your youth hinders you from seeing the light. The inner greatness comes from gravistas...or years of cocaine abuse.

    In lieu of cocaine, could tequilla/silent sam and porn stars be used? If so, I'm a winner.

    *raises eyebrow...more info please

    Unfortunately, only people under 27 would understand.

    well, you didnt mention midgets being involved and everyone over 27 knows you cant have a good time without at least 3 midgets.

    Who said there wasn't? assume= makes an *kitten* out you

    If you didnt mention them I doubt they were there...but I am 6'5 maybe I need to look down...."oh hey whats up little dude"
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,072 Member
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    I shouldn't have to. My awesomeness is omnipresent. You should be aware of it already.

    nobody under 27 is awesome. Everyone knows that...well everyone over 27.
    I'm more than twice that age. That must count for something. :ohwell: As a gemini, I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little. I'm about 6 friends all in one person. lol Because of this duality, the only thing consistent about me is my inconsistency.
    :wink: :tongue: :flowerforyou: :glasses: :smokin: :devil:
  • jesscod
    jesscod Posts: 98
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    Hmm.

    Hmmm.

    I just one upped you!


    Bah. I give up. And this is why I could never be friends with you.
  • Oliviamarie05
    Oliviamarie05 Posts: 528 Member
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    [/quote]

    Unfortunately, only people under 27 would understand.
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    well, you didnt mention midgets being involved and everyone over 27 knows you cant have a good time without at least 3 midgets.
    [/quote]

    Who said there wasn't? assume= makes an *kitten* out you
    [/quote]

    If you didnt mention them I doubt they were there...but I am 6'5 maybe I need to look down...."oh hey whats up little dude"
    [/quote]

    Now you're just reaching. I shall take my under 27-year-old self to some other thread.
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
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    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:

    WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?






    You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
    Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?




    Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests? :wink:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:

    WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?






    You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
    Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?




    Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests? :wink:

    your copy is in the mail!
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
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    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:

    WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?






    You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
    Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?




    Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests? :wink:

    your copy is in the mail!





    I'd have to send you a friend request 1st... which, will never .... ever... happen. lol Nice try tho :)
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:

    WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?






    You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
    Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?




    Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests? :wink:

    your copy is in the mail!





    I'd have to send you a friend request 1st... which, will never .... ever... happen. lol Nice try tho :)

    um ok, i did deny you twice today, but whatever.
  • aproc
    aproc Posts: 1,033 Member
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    Maybe I haven't been on here posting as much as I thought I had because I don't recognize you or know why I should have to apply or make myself look good for you. :P Maybe you should explain to me why I should want to be friends with you. I'm pretty darn picky as well.
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
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    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:

    WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?






    You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
    Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?




    Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests? :wink:

    your copy is in the mail!





    BUT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you include EXACTLY how ahole you are in the next 5 min.... you will receive DOUBLE ahole for dummies for the low, low price of $1.99 ..... andddddddddddddd you get free shipping and a life time guarantee! Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr we can all hang up, and miss out on this lifetime opportunity .... because reallyyyyyyyyyy, honestly... we have dealt with an "Iam_thatdude" c0*k sucker kinda guy and pray religiously (even tho we aren't religious) that we NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR have to deal with that ahole EVER again :)
  • Pedro_Infante
    Pedro_Infante Posts: 116 Member
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    Im addicted to porn.

    I cheat at checkers.

    And, if you give 100 percent, I'll give you 101% back!

    D'oh!

    Almost forget, My Cat can beat up your Cat!
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
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    Crazy cat lady, I make horrible funeral jokes all the time bc I work in a funeral home, and I can quote Napoleon Dynamite flawlessly. Those are important skills.
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
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    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:

    WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?






    You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
    Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?




    Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests? :wink:

    your copy is in the mail!





    I'd have to send you a friend request 1st... which, will never .... ever... happen. lol Nice try tho :)

    um ok, i did deny you twice today, but whatever.



    lmao... you wish :laugh: I don't send requests to guys... anyone here knows that. I espppppppecially don't send requests to boys. So... sit there...please... and hold your breath until I send one :)
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Maybe I haven't been on here posting as much as I thought I had because I don't recognize you or know why I should have to apply or make myself look good for you. :P Maybe you should explain to me why I should want to be friends with you. I'm pretty darn picky as well.

    oh maybe you havent heard..iam_thatdude
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    Because I'm super sexy, that is all
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    I can't believe you ask people to apply with a resume to be your friend. Even more shocking is that people are actually doing it. :noway:

    WHats even more shocking is I deny them all. I am a highly picky ahole who also is very supportive in health....did I mention im an ahole?






    You don't have to mention your an ahole... lol Its apparent. Thanks for dumbing it down for me tho.
    Where do I send my copy of AHOLES for Dummies?




    Maybe to all the people sending you friend requests? :wink:

    your copy is in the mail!





    I'd have to send you a friend request 1st... which, will never .... ever... happen. lol Nice try tho :)

    um ok, i did deny you twice today, but whatever.



    lmao... you wish :laugh: I don't send requests to guys... anyone here knows that. I espppppppecially don't send requests to boys. So... sit there...please... and hold your breath until I send one :)

    ok, if that makes you sleep better at night.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Crazy cat lady, I make horrible funeral jokes all the time bc I work in a funeral home, and I can quote Napoleon Dynamite flawlessly. Those are important skills.

    those are good answers...but you didnt work at a funeral home in Mucnie, Ind in 1987 did you?

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