Tell Me Why You Should Be My Friend

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  • Lisseth03
    Lisseth03 Posts: 518 Member
    *face palm*


    *leaves thread.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    What about those of us who don't want to be your friend? Why isn't there a forum for us????? :huh: Feeling so neglected! :sad:





    Lmfao :laugh: Thank you Jesus!!!!!!! Or maybe I should say , "Iam_thatdude" Lets start the group :) In fact... lets pass out resumes. We will answer every question and or reply with "Iam_thatb*tch" and charge for idiocy, ridiculousness and narcissism for a special "you can't get into my clubhouse FEE" .... We will be RICH, and stupid all at the same time. I love this chick ;)

    It appears your name should be "iam_a_chick_who_has_no_sense_of_humor"
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I'm already your friend.

    You added me because I'm charming and sweet and funny and lovely.

    Okay, not really.

    You just were insanely impressed by my tongue.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I'm already your friend.

    You added me because I'm charming and sweet and funny and lovely.

    Okay, not really.

    You just were insanely impressed by my tongue.

    ahh u dont remember..u added me because I accurately guessed your weight.
  • ExplorinLauren
    ExplorinLauren Posts: 991 Member
    What about those of us who don't want to be your friend? Why isn't there a forum for us????? :huh: Feeling so neglected! :sad:





    Lmfao :laugh: Thank you Jesus!!!!!!! Or maybe I should say , "Iam_thatdude" Lets start the group :) In fact... lets pass out resumes. We will answer every question and or reply with "Iam_thatb*tch" and charge for idiocy, ridiculousness and narcissism for a special "you can't get into my clubhouse FEE" .... We will be RICH, and stupid all at the same time. I love this chick ;)

    It appears your name should be "iam_a_chick_who_has_no_sense_of_humor"


    Sense of humor... that is exactly what I have :) Thank god for me.... The only reason I reply, is in the hopes you also have one. :wink:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    What about those of us who don't want to be your friend? Why isn't there a forum for us????? :huh: Feeling so neglected! :sad:





    Lmfao :laugh: Thank you Jesus!!!!!!! Or maybe I should say , "Iam_thatdude" Lets start the group :) In fact... lets pass out resumes. We will answer every question and or reply with "Iam_thatb*tch" and charge for idiocy, ridiculousness and narcissism for a special "you can't get into my clubhouse FEE" .... We will be RICH, and stupid all at the same time. I love this chick ;)

    It appears your name should be "iam_a_chick_who_has_no_sense_of_humor"


    Sense of humor... that is exactly what I have :) Thank god for me.... The only reason I reply, is in the hopes you also have one. :wink:

    i would challenge anyone to read the thread and say which of us is without humor.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I'm already your friend.

    You added me because I'm charming and sweet and funny and lovely.

    Okay, not really.

    You just were insanely impressed by my tongue.
    ahh u dont remember..u added me because I accurately guessed your weight.
    Nope, I may have *accepted* your FR because you accurately guessed my weight (still sort of amazed by that, actually), but YOU sent the request to ME.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I'm already your friend.

    You added me because I'm charming and sweet and funny and lovely.

    Okay, not really.

    You just were insanely impressed by my tongue.
    ahh u dont remember..u added me because I accurately guessed your weight.
    Nope, I may have *accepted* your FR because you accurately guessed my weight (still sort of amazed by that, actually), but YOU sent the request to ME.

    oh goodness. Look if you cant admit your complete infatuation with me you dont have to let it play out here.
  • Doing_The_Unstruck
    Doing_The_Unstruck Posts: 241 Member
    You should pick the person below, they give reach arounds!
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    I'm not gonna beg, but i bet you'll wish you were my friend :wink:
    I'm a great supporter, always positive and of course i have a kind heart and nice rack:smokin:
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    You should pick the person below, they give reach arounds!

    Dang it! caught me!
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Because I'm super sexy, that is all

    I totally read that in a Scottish brogue.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Because I'm super sexy, that is all

    I totally read that in a Scottish brogue.
    LMAO! Hahahahahahaah Fat *kitten* hehehehehe
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    well the reach around worked.
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    winning :glasses:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    winning :glasses:

    sorry about the mess, its like uh been awhile.
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    I'm a nurse, i can handle messes just fine :wink:
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I'm a nurse, i can handle messes just fine :wink:

    i was wondering why we had to do a rectal exam.
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    You should pick me because I'm a nutrition major and love answering questions!
  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
    All the other commenters are far less lazy and more creative than me. Snap lol.
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    I'm a nurse, i can handle messes just fine :wink:

    i was wondering why we had to do a rectal exam.


    Umm... protocol. Yeah that's right, protocol.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I'm a nurse, i can handle messes just fine :wink:

    i was wondering why we had to do a rectal exam.


    Umm... protocol. Yeah that's right, protocol.

    i hate protocol!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I'm actually a little scared to have you as a friend. My wall is a safe haven and I don't want it corrupted.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
    I'm actually a little scared to have you as a friend. My wall is a safe haven and I don't want it corrupted.

    thats probably a smart move on your part.
  • nas24
    nas24 Posts: 880 Member
    I'm actually a little scared to have you as a friend. My wall is a safe haven and I don't want it corrupted.

    thats probably a smart move on your part.

    Agree! He seems like a sinner
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I'm actually a little scared to have you as a friend. My wall is a safe haven and I don't want it corrupted.

    thats probably a smart move on your part.

    Agree! He seems like a sinner

    Haha yeah... Still morbidly curious, though. Sigh. It's going to be the death of me.