Wrapping my waist in bacon, does it work?

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  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    That is what I did to gain weight several years ago. It worked too well, now I am resorting to working out looking like a baked potato in my saran wrap body suit......
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
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    I heard it does, indeed, work! But there's some details you're missing. You have to also eat a 3 lbs burger and a pint of Ben & Jerry's 'Phish Food' while wearing said bacon AND have Sarah Maclachlan playing in the background. It's full-proof. Don't forget the Sarah Maclachlan music. It's 73% of the process.
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
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    1. Lotion from head to toe (or you could use bacon grease)
    2. Wrap self in saran wrap (again head to toe)
    3. Consume bacon.

    Repeat until you are rounder and softer.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    That is what I did to gain weight several years ago. It worked too well, now I am resorting to working out looking like a baked potato in my saran wrap body suit......

    Maybe climb into a giant baked potato drowning in sour cream and butter, with bacon bits...
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    Only for zombie attraction
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    your doing it wrong...

    you would need to cook the bacon first.

    DUH!

    Then wrap it all over your lover and THEN eat it on him/her.

    Thus making you eat her/his loss of weight. DUH!!!

    All I read is eat her
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,352 Member
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    That is what I did to gain weight several years ago. It worked too well, now I am resorting to working out looking like a baked potato in my saran wrap body suit......

    Maybe climb into a giant baked potato drowning in sour cream and butter, with bacon bits...

    All YOU did was make me *drool*!!!
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Only if you also have a piece of buttered WHITE bread (not multigrain or brown) under each arm.
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
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    I need to gain a few lbs, I've been told that if I wrap my waist in bacon, the fat will leach through and help me to gain faster. Does this work? It sounds too good to be true.

    I'd hit that
  • zombiefarmboy
    zombiefarmboy Posts: 222 Member
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    If not you can just nom the bacon, win win!
    Again, WIN!
  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
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    your doing it wrong...

    you would need to cook the bacon first.

    DUH!

    Then wrap it all over your lover and THEN eat it on him/her.

    Thus making you eat her/his loss of weight. DUH!!!

    All I read is eat her

    Haha, I see someone's tried this already :D

    I like to use chocolate syrup. Not bacon.
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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  • yuliyax
    yuliyax Posts: 288
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    haha looks like mfp people are turning into bacon zombies.
  • callmeBAM
    callmeBAM Posts: 450 Member
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    If there are dogs around, you may be encouraged to run, thus burning fat. Be sure you are in a basement, with a recliner, watching a Dr. Who marathon.
  • zombiefarmboy
    zombiefarmboy Posts: 222 Member
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    haha looks like mfp people are turning into bacon zombies.
    Only if you're eating the pig while it's still squealing.
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
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    baconator.jpg


    mmmmm bacon mmmmm
  • vendygirl
    vendygirl Posts: 718 Member
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    You must first apply Nutella to your waist and then attach the bacon. It will help adhere the bacon to the waist. But first cook the bacon so that way you can nibble as the day goes on.
  • kelseyhere
    kelseyhere Posts: 1,123 Member
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    I'm thinking this could be a really good way to get dates. I mean, who doesn't like the smell of bacon?!

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