I got 99 problems

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  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Seems to me that you've lost a friend in the process? I'll fill in for 99. I like that number better anyways.

    Alright, game over then. :sad:
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Alright, screw that. back to 99. Let's keep it going, people. :)
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    Too many boobs around here.............................
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    I'm sarcastic. Every third sentence is a sexual innuendo. I drink and I like big cigars.

    o.O

    I think the boob size applicants are barking up the wrong tree.

    That's so clever I didn't even get it the first time.
  • kansasbelle
    kansasbelle Posts: 264 Member
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    I'll go with what I did last night. I can recite the alphabet backwords under 60 seconds and pray the Hail Mary in french... seemed to work for me....Plus you can have positive insight from a older soon to be Cougar ...:laugh:

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  • kansasbelle
    kansasbelle Posts: 264 Member
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    Besides I have a black ***** ^^^^^:laugh:
  • Krushchev
    Krushchev Posts: 180 Member
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    Ohh, nice try random friend request girl! You almost got me and you didn't even reply. Tricksy!


    There went my plan >.<
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Okay, Mr. Bacon gets the 100 'cause the thread was dying and for his nominations by some of my good friends.

    Feel free to keep shooting for the next available slot.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    Everyone should have Bacon on their friends list.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    Everyone should have Bacon on their friends list.

    This statement holds many truths.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    Everyone should have Bacon on their friends list.

    This statement holds many truths.

    looks like you and I were #'s 99 and 100 - so this kid has taste
  • mgpage
    mgpage Posts: 123
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    Thanks now I have this Mac Lethal song stuck in my head.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN7FaAzaH70
  • ewhitehurst1
    ewhitehurst1 Posts: 178
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    You just made my day! This was hilarious. I know I missed 100, but if you want crazy....I have a piercing that only one person has seen :wink: and I'm a nerd with a Masters in Taxation! Add me please, I could use a good laugh everyday. Oh and 38G... since this seems to be a pissing contest for girls!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    nice
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    *sigh* I guess being Canadian wasn't enough for me to make a friends list anywhere. *sad face*
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    :P

    Hold yer taters, polarsjewel.
  • MustBeTheRows
    MustBeTheRows Posts: 377 Member
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    I really just want a cheeseburger.

    Let's go to Cluver's
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    I really just want a cheeseburger.

    Let's go to Cluver's

    Cluver's sucks............................



    and so does Culver's :smokin:

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