Worst Date Ever

polarsjewel

From the radio today. They had people call in with their worst dates ever. It is amazeballs the nerve some people have!! One woman phoned in to say that she had been talking to this guy quite a bit on the phone before they decided to actually meet. They set a date and a place to go, she brought a friend along "to be on the safe side" since his place was on the way to where they were going, she said she would pick him up. When she rang the doorbell, he answered completely butt naked!!! I have been lucky enough to never have a date that bad.

What are your dating horror stories?

gaiareeves

I once went on a date with a girl who I got along with really well who only decided to reveal to me AFTER I'd taken her out and paid for a lot of things that she wasn't interested in any sort of a relationship with another girl, she was just curious about the sex side of it.

1.) You don't go on an actual, proper date with someone if you intentions are purely sex-based without telling them that first and 2.) I am no one's goddamn experiment and I really abhor anybody who thinks I'd be willing to cater to their curiosity.

So yup. It sucked. I actually liked her n' all.

CruellaClo

Once I went on a first date with a guy..... within 15 minutes he told me he couldn't wait to climb my mountains (boobs) he just creeped me out. So I excused myself to go to the restroom... and I slipped out. He left me a message telling me off... and then had the nerve to tell me I owed him 6.50 for the drink and to send him a check!!!!! Rude men suck

deniseearheart

a guy I went out with a little older really had it together . Handsome, good job, gentleman, sweet... THE WORST table manners ever... was so humiliating to go out in public

ashlinmarie

I didn't even make it on a date with this one guy.....He was overly fit-bordering on steroid usage...which I'm into healthy but not really a guy with biceps bigger than my face. Now, I was about 40 lbs lighter at the time and he contacted me on a dating site. Every time he would ask me out and the first time I simply declined because I wasn't interested (we had nothing in common, plus at the time I was looking for friends more than dates and stated such in my profile). His next message had him stating that I was probably a lesbian, but he asked me out at the end. Again, I declined. The third and fourth messages I received were extremely derogatory with him stating that he only wanted to use me to get to my friends and I was the type of girl he'd get drunk and use for practice and spit just about every rude thing out that he could...but the last sentence was always him saying, "But for real, we should go out." Lucky for me I actually had self confidence at the time and laughed it off, but it made me sad to think that there are girls out there that would have fallen for the whole "treat you like **** to get you to date me" act.

chicky89

Car accident... Big one...

On the way home from our date, some jerk cut me off, and I rolled my car, and it caught fire...

laughingnome

I had a date with a "boy" from junior high, my first boyfriend couldn't get over him. We went out 10 years later and he ordered my dinner because he wanted to try both his and my dishes. I was a vegetarian at the time which he knew but ordered meat in both meals. didn't last long second time around what a jerk

weightloss12345678

From the radio today. They had people call in with their worst dates ever. It is amazeballs the nerve some people have!! One woman phoned in to say that she had been talking to this guy quite a bit on the phone before they decided to actually meet. They set a date and a place to go, she brought a friend along "to be on the safe side" since his place was on the way to where they were going, she said she would pick him up. When she rang the doorbell, he answered completely butt naked!!! I have been lucky enough to never have a date that bad.

What are your dating horror stories?

lol

Skeebee

Car accident... Big one...

On the way home from our date, some jerk cut me off, and I rolled my car, and it caught fire...

WHOA!!

aproc

Went out to dinner and he asked if I just wanted to skip all the other plans and go back to his place and **. =/ I wanted to get up and just leave right then. To top that off, he basically pouted the rest of the night during the whole date. 26 and acts like he's 12... Couldn't believe he actually kept texting me constantly after that, I ignored him after that date..

Mira710

I went on a date with a guy who spent the entire time bragging about his band. I said I was hungry and his response was "I already ate." Then he checked out a girl right in front of me... and not just a glance. He actually turned his body to stare at her butt.

sofitheteacup

Met up for coffee and he just kind of sat there acting aloof and distant, like he was cooler than me. He made zero effort to keep the conversation going, and I was asking all the questions and getting lame or short answers and he'd just sit there in silence and stare off into the parking lot. It was like, why the hell did you even show up? And we'd been texting for a few days prior, and he seemed comfortable. He knew what I looked like, so it can't be that my appearance shut him off (I don't think) but yeah, never talked to him again. Don't know what the heck was up with that.

jcclsn

My worst date ever- the guy showed up 30 minutes late and had a coworker he had to drop off before our date could begin. We get to his friends house and the guy realizes he left his keys at their work so he has no way to get inside. My date offers to take the guy to drop him off at his roommate's place of employment. This ends up being one of those gas stations that makes pizza there. My date turns to me and says we should just eat here since the pizza is pretty good. He goes and buys himself a slice and a coke and seems surprised when I don't go do the same. Needless to say it was our only date. I later found out he told a mutual friend of ours that I was stuck up cause I would go out with him again.

JanetLM73

When I was around 22 I went on a date with this guy, we met at a bar a few nights before. He asked me to marry him, he was 10 years older then me, I never called him again. :laugh:

Ready2Rock206

We went diving around and he was showing me where people go drag racing around town. Then he took me back to his apartment so I could go home because he wanted to go out and have fun. Ummm.... I should have never seen him again - it would have saved me years of annoyance!

SexyCook

My worst date...may not be horrific to many...but it was for me...

I went to this restaurant with this guy and first off...he said he wasn't hungry just wanted to take me to eat...UMM:indifferent: ..After being there 5 minutes I notice everyone the waitress, bartender, and other staff knew him... He played this cocky role like yeah I get out and this one of my favorite restaurant....but when one lady came over and was like"Kesha nice to see you again" :huh: ..I realized that he bring all his dates to this restaurant and possibly use to work there...It was something terrible...I couldn't get out there fast enough...I should have known when he wanted me to drive and meet him.....Once I got ready to leave left lights on and my battery was dead...needed a jump off from him....WORST EVER!!!!

kettle_belle83

Fortunately I don't have a lot of dating horror stories. Some pretty embarrassing ones though!!! I'll share one of those. I'll warn you it's a little gross. A guy I was friends with for a long time asked me to go to a football game with him. I knew he was interested in being more than just friends. I decided to go and I guess you could call it a date...especially since another couple went with us. We tailgated prior to the game and lets just say those boys like to drink!! Stupidly I tried to keep up with them. BIG mistake!!! Now normally I can hold my alcohol, or at least I used to be able to. I'm not too big of a drinker anymore. Not even halfway into the second quarter I felt like I was going to be sick. I got up and went to the bathroom and sure enough I puked. I felt a little better. I went back to my seat continued watching the game and not 10 minutes later I got the urge to throw up again. Only this time there was no way I was making it to the bathroom! I looked around to see if there was something I could throw up into and found nothing. Before I realized it was even happening I was puking at his feet. Talk about embarrassing!!!!!!!! Luckily for me he didn't freak out and really didn't make a big deal out of it at all. I managed to sit through the game without another incident. Afterwards I apologized profusely. He was very cool and understanding about it THANK GOD!!! We remain friends and I believe he's still interested in being more despite what happened that day. I learned a major lesson here!

sunkissedxo20

Please keep in mind this all happened in ONE date:

1) Didn't realize he wanted to close the car door for me...so I accidentally slammed his fingers in between the car door

2) He texted while driving

3) Then he picked up a phone call ...while driving

4)...it was obvious it was another girl

5) Then he missed the exit on the highway because of it

6) Then after realizing he REVERSED...on the HIGHWAY

7) He drove me home and I forget what he said but basically asked for sex

8) Then he claimed to be "tired" and proceeded to sleep in his car...in hopes that I'd invite him in

Needless to say I never saw him again

kettle_belle83

Please keep in mind this all happened in ONE date:

1) Didn't realize he wanted to close the car door for me...so I accidentally slammed his fingers in between the car door

2) He texted while driving

3) Then he picked up a phone call ...while driving

4)...it was obvious it was another girl

5) Then he missed the exit on the highway because of it

6) Then after realizing he REVERSED...on the HIGHWAY

7) He drove me home and I forget what he said but basically asked for sex

8) Then he claimed to be "tired" and proceeded to sleep in his car...in hopes that I'd invite him in

Needless to say I never saw him again

WOW!!!! That's bad!

mandi2r

My worst date was with my first (somewhat) serious relationship. I was 18 and I just drove my boyfriend to walmart. He had to "go buy something". Then after we went to a sub shop and before we got of the car he handed my a ring box and said, "here, you wanted to get married?"

Yeah Thanks for the ring you pawned for $6, that went to your wendy's lunch!

megsmom2

I went out with a woman who insisted on driving me around to several places she had thought about committing suicide. Not sure if that was supposed to be some kind of warning....but romantic it was not.

katenmills

I HATE awkward dates. My worst was with a guy I had met once extremely briefly. He asked me to dinner which I thought might be weird since we had literally talked a total of 3 minutes and unlike a movie date, dinner is total one-on-one time. Well, I was right - it was weird and super uncomfortable. We just did not click. Could barely keep any conversation flowing and there were literally 15 minute silences. He contributed almost no conversation and once I ran out of small talk, we ended up talking about our mutual friend the whole night . I wanted to invite the family with 3 kids at the next table to come join us just so I didn't have to sit in awkardness any longer! Anyway, from then on I've decided I'd rather spend a night in alone then suffer through a night with a completely beige person just for the sake of 'dating'.

mtarika

Omg, that is really horrible!! Pizza at a gas station, lol?

KellyMirth

I met this guy through friends and he seemed really nice. He asked me out several times, I turned him down but I kept seeing him around. He was always polite every time I saw him so I eventually agreed to go out with him. He picked me up from my apartment and we went to dinner. As soon as dinner started, he started mentioning that he had this really amazing bed that was soooo comfortable and I needed to try it. I kept directing the conversation back to safer topics in the hopes that he would get the hint. He didn't and eventually I told him there was no way I was sleeping with him that night. After dinner he drove back to my apartment and when he pulled into a parking space he said "I'd walk you to your door but there it is." and refused to even look at me. I just laughed and thanked him for dinner. Sadly I kept seeing him around for years afterwards and he was still always very polite. Just a complete idiot on a date apparently.

lilcupcake213

I went on a date with this guy that I worked with when I was about 19. He asked me out to the movies so I said yes ( I had just moved to Florida and didn't know anyone and I thought he was SO cute) He picked me up and we pulled into the parking lot, got up to the window and he claimed he "forgot his wallet". So I payed for the movie. On our way home I asked him to stop at the gas station so I could get a soda and before I shut the door he asked me to pick him up a pack or cigarettes and he'd pay me back. And I did. He took me home and for whatever reason in hell, I went to kiss him goodnight and he pulled away and says " I don't use tongue" ...I slammed the door, called him a whole bunch of not very nice words, and never saw him again. Yeah, he obviously never payed me back either.

Yanicka1

First let me just say that I am a moron

I went to a coffee date and I should have clued in when he put his hand in my bra. Since it was very noisy he asked to go to his car....... to talk.

So long story short he took off his pants and I took off on foot.

wbgolden

Naked guy works 2 out of 3 times.

REET420

I went out with a woman who insisted on driving me around to several places she had thought about committing suicide. Not sure if that was supposed to be some kind of warning....but romantic it was not.

WTF creepy

ashlinmarie

Naked guy works 2 out of 3 times.

THIS is what I thought

redcat17

I met a guy once for coffee, and all he would talk about was how his ex cheated on him with some guy she met on line, and he knew that because he hacked into all of her email accounts...I could not get away from Mr. stalking stalker fast enough.

grimm1974

My first date ever. Junior prom. My date gets food poisoning. Barfathon ensues.