Dear Doritos

Floridaboy21

Dear Doritos,


It has been a while since I have held you! I remember those days when we would spend alot of time together. You would sit on the couch with me and keep me company with your nacho cheeseness. You would even be with me at work sometimes and while I was just out and about. Your cousins, Blazin Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chilli even would come by from time to time. And now I hear you even hang out at Taco Bell now!!!!!!! This is too much. I must say that out relationship must end. We can no longer spend time like we use to. I can never forgive you for what you've done to my figure. This relationship must come to an end for now. Ohh delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos, you will truly be missed but IT'S OVER!


Dear Miller Lite,.........

139pilotwife

I've too had several "Dear...". Well said!

bli77

Omg your post is hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh!

Dudagarcia

LOL

mikek333

Dear Doritos,


It has been a while since I have held you! I remember those days when we would spend alot of time together. You would sit on the couch with me and keep me company with your nacho cheeseness. You would even be with me at work sometimes and while I was just out and about. Your cousins, Blazin Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chilli even would come by from time to time. And now I hear you even hang out at Taco Bell now!!!!!!! This is too much. I must say that out relationship must end. We can no longer spend time like we use to. I can never forgive you for what you've done to my figure. This relationship must come to an end for now. Ohh delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos, you will truly be missed but IT'S OVER!



Dear Miller Lite,.........

Hilarious! My letter would be to "red meat" although we still get together from time to time.

coullmom

That was awesome! I have a few Dear John letters to write to some so called food as
well! Good way to make it official!! lol

WarmDontBurn

Could you please say good bye to the Intense Pickle for me as well..We had some great times but it's over!

Thanks for the laugh

AmyS1975

Looove this! Thanks for the laugh.

MireyGal76

I don't know how you do it! My love affair with Doritos and bid light lime continues... Tho we don't hook up nearly as often... Lol

ashb1216

Awesome !!!

cc7315

Dear Doritos,


It has been a while since I have held you! I remember those days when we would spend alot of time together. You would sit on the couch with me and keep me company with your nacho cheeseness. You would even be with me at work sometimes and while I was just out and about. Your cousins, Blazin Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chilli even would come by from time to time. And now I hear you even hang out at Taco Bell now!!!!!!! This is too much. I must say that out relationship must end. We can no longer spend time like we use to. I can never forgive you for what you've done to my figure. This relationship must come to an end for now. Ohh delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos, you will truly be missed but IT'S OVER!


Dear Miller Lite,.........

LOL- Love it!

brittlee82185

hehehehe too funny :laugh:

Thena81

rotflmfao... hardd. wayyy to funny!!!

lstnlondry

Dear Pointless Sunday Morning White toasted bread dripping with butter........

sc1572

love this!

noweightfisherj

Thanks for the laugh.

Twilightsunflower

if only it was that simple to say good bye to fat lol


thank you for the giggle

pgmorgan

LOL.. OMG I love this. I needed that laugh..


Dear Margarita ............

hedkell

You should try the baked doritos, they are very nice!

simplysassi

I don't know how you do it! My love affair with Doritos and bid light lime continues... Tho we don't hook up nearly as often... Lol

LOL ! Great post OP.

Prior to MFP I could eat Dorito's until I was sick. Then as soon as the "sickness" would subside I'd head back for "just a few more", licking my fingers after each plunge into the bag.

I haven't been able to break up with my Bud Light Lime though. We may have to continue with our "It's Complicated" relationship for a while longer.

Dlopez678

LOL!!!! love it!

cathleenmaryoh

Haha. Love it!

the_prettty1

LOL silly

ForeverIrish

Thanks for this post. It made me laugh. I could probably write one to McDonald's. I never met a Big Mac I didn't love. Luckily, I haven't really craved it. I used to love Chicken McNuggets, but a friend ruined them for me. He kept referring to them as "Chicken McPoopies." Needless to say, the allure was gone.

Reinventing_Me

Dear Potato Chips, .....

BEMND

I can picture the "walk of shame" while sucking each cheesey orange finger.

MrsJaimeW

This has to be my favorite post ever!

bubbles1212

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! My letter would be to cookies... any kind of cookies

jstcallmecoco

I need to write a few letters to a few addictions myself! Thanks for the idea! This may work for me hmm!

Foodie711711

HA!! love it!

SexyCook

I Love it and I assume the Dear Miller Lite is to be continued......:bigsmile:

I agree with everyone else..I got a bunch of Dear's I need to write down...