Dear Doritos

rachellosesitall85

Doritos are one of my "crack foods". You know.. the ones you'll eat until you're so full you're breathing heavier and about to break a sweat but will continue to shove into your face regardless? Yeah, that's me & Doritos. You wouldn't catch me dead with a bag in my grocery cart. Or a package of Oreos. They're not welcome in my home.

We are junk food twins. 2 things I will always have feelings for. Nacho Cheese Doritos, and Original Oreo cookies dipped in ice cold milk. I don't have any other favorites but those. Le sigh.

10acity

Doritos are one of my "crack foods". You know.. the ones you'll eat until you're so full you're breathing heavier and about to break a sweat but will continue to shove into your face regardless? Yeah, that's me & Doritos. You wouldn't catch me dead with a bag in my grocery cart. Or a package of Oreos. They're not welcome in my home.

We are junk food twins. 2 things I will always have feelings for. Nacho Cheese Doritos, and Original Oreo cookies dipped in ice cold milk. I don't have any other favorites but those. Le sigh.

I'm pretty sure it could be causing me physical pain and I'd keep mowing down Oreos. They're like a mental illness.

MrsPatchon1837

lmao.....omg that was so funny!

Dear Almond Joy.........

medennison123

haha.

same man gave up them chips to get alll sexy lookin and healthy lol.

mkcmurphy

Love! Thanks!

cerdmann

HA! The Doritos I could give up without looking back ... it's the darned chocolate that gets me everytime! Evil, evil temptations!

trinawynne75052

OMG, I had that same relationship with Doritos

ValRAAAAY

Doritos.

My relationship spans YEARS with these triangles of cheesy goodness.

My mom had them for us at birthday parties....

I dipped them in French Onion Dip...

I placed them gingerly on a ham and cheese sandwich....

I crushed them and sprinkled them on top of Broccoli Casserole....

I 've gone as far as cheating on the original ones and made out Cool Ranch....oh, come on, all the other kids were doing it, too...

Sigh.

Maybe the spark's still there. They say if you love something, you have to let it go....if it comes back, it's meant to be.....

jcjsjones

Dear Doritos,


It has been a while since I have held you! I remember those days when we would spend alot of time together. You would sit on the couch with me and keep me company with your nacho cheeseness. You would even be with me at work sometimes and while I was just out and about. Your cousins, Blazin Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chilli even would come by from time to time. And now I hear you even hang out at Taco Bell now!!!!!!! This is too much. I must say that out relationship must end. We can no longer spend time like we use to. I can never forgive you for what you've done to my figure. This relationship must come to an end for now. Ohh delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos, you will truly be missed but IT'S OVER!

Hahaha! Love this!! I need to start speaking with chocolate. I just can't seem to give her up! :sad:


Dear Miller Lite,.........

lesita75

ROFL!!!!!!

Dear, cookie aisle, chip aisle, soda aisle, etc, etc, etc............:brokenheart:

ElleBee615

ROFL!!!!!!

Dear, cookie aisle, chip aisle, soda aisle, etc, etc, etc............:brokenheart:

^^LMAOOO!!! I feel ya pain tho!!! =\

kansasbelle

Dear Doritos,


It has been a while since I have held you! I remember those days when we would spend alot of time together. You would sit on the couch with me and keep me company with your nacho cheeseness. You would even be with me at work sometimes and while I was just out and about. Your cousins, Blazin Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chilli even would come by from time to time. And now I hear you even hang out at Taco Bell now!!!!!!! This is too much. I must say that out relationship must end. We can no longer spend time like we use to. I can never forgive you for what you've done to my figure. This relationship must come to an end for now. Ohh delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos, you will truly be missed but IT'S OVER!


Dear Miller Lite,.........


THIS^^^^^^^ ROFL!!!

npatel160

Haha - this is funny!!

Time4tee

Love it!!!

yelpat

LOL, funny. I wish I could write a letter like that to my friend chocolate but I just cant' break it off.

WendyA1119

LMAO This was a good one. Sorry I am just reading it now. Hilarious.

rbn_held

Love it. I needed a good laugh today. Thank You

tpotey

LOL! This is too funny! Love it!

southrider

Ahhhh man, that cracked me up!! Thanks for the smile! Shoot I need to write a couple letters myself.

turkeyhunter60

Great post! i have had to tell Taco Bueno the same thing.

beckylynn528

Awesome post!

Mine would start out...

Dear Wine....

&

Dear Cake Batter Flavored ANYTHING... ☺☺☺

mdj1501

Omg your post is hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh!

Exactly! And seriously, I could have written that myself!!

andthenwhat

HA HA HA!!!! I made my letter to Doritos long ago and don't even think about the times we had anymore! Miller Lite on the other hadn, we kick it together every single weekend. I don't think we'll ever break up!

tbellamy1

lol!!! I need to write some letters to! :sad:

mdcjmom

Dear ice cream,

I need one of these posts!

Emancipated_Tai

LMAO!!! Awesome post!! :laugh:

Those Spicy Sweet Chilli used to get me everytime!

br04416

Hilarious!!
Ditto!! I miss Doritos so much

Prilla04

Dear food with any flavor.....

louisey112

Now that was funny!

Boomer1946

If watching the big screen TV in my underwear with a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn't have couches at this Best Buy.