flirting bad?

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  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    We all want to flirt on here... just have to change your approach for the different girls you want to flirt with. :tongue:
    That really seems like a lot of effort

    Agreed...How about chloroform?
    The smell of chloroform turns me on so much I am rendered unconscious.
  • Uuugggghhhhhhh
    Uuugggghhhhhhh Posts: 38
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    Fastest way into a woman's pants is with the following PM (works EVERY time)

    just saw your profile picture, you are absolutely stunning! Wow

    You are doing an incredible job! Keep up the good work
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    How much can you lift?? Can you lift these nuts?
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Cory, you look like you've been chloroformed, lol.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    How much can you lift?? Can you lift these nuts?

    with his tongue.
  • DeenaSteelerGirl
    DeenaSteelerGirl Posts: 449
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    Is that a mirror in your pants ? As I can see myself in them .. lol.. That was stolen.. once used on me .. :tongue:
  • chrishgt4
    chrishgt4 Posts: 1,222 Member
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    whatever. people turned this question into something it wasn't meant to be. I can probably bench more than anyone on here can squat.

    hmmm...don't think so.....don't see what that matters anyway.

    Douche first comment, douche replies....way to go dude...
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    Anybody else still waiting on that number?
  • CarrieMyPhilos
    CarrieMyPhilos Posts: 38 Member
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    Is this for real??
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,012 Member
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    Anybody else still waiting on that number?

    I would except whatever number he posts will be inflated by 100 pounds or so.....without a video I'm not buying it
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    How much can you lift?? Can you lift these nuts?

    with his tongue.

    Technically is that a chin-up?
  • catshark209
    catshark209 Posts: 1,133 Member
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    Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.

    290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:

    Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
    Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
    "knock knock knock"
    "Can I help you?"
    "Sarah Connor?"
    "Yes?"
    Bang bang.

    No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.

    290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:

    Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
    Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
    "knock knock knock"
    "Can I help you?"
    "Sarah Connor?"
    "Yes?"
    Bang bang.

    No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:
    Oh... The slightly crazy, PTSD, ripped and angry Sarah....
    Well yee haw.
    I have always had a soft spot for the crazy girls.
    (and THAT, Mr. "benchpress", is how you start to flirt.)
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.

    290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:

    Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
    Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
    "knock knock knock"
    "Can I help you?"
    "Sarah Connor?"
    "Yes?"
    Bang bang.

    No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:
    Oh... The slightly crazy, PTSD, ripped and angry Sarah....
    Well yee haw.
    I have always had a soft spot for the crazy girls.
    (and THAT, Mr. "benchpress", is how you start to flirt.)

    Well played, sir. Well played.
  • catshark209
    catshark209 Posts: 1,133 Member
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    Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.

    290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:

    Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
    Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
    "knock knock knock"
    "Can I help you?"
    "Sarah Connor?"
    "Yes?"
    Bang bang.

    No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:
    Oh... The slightly crazy, PTSD, ripped and angry Sarah....
    Well yee haw.
    I have always had a soft spot for the crazy girls.
    (and THAT, Mr. "benchpress", is how you start to flirt.)


    To the OP, watch and learn...watch and learn.
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
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    Have you tried PMing them pictures of your junk? Chicks here dig it man.

    He's absolutely right. Pages and pages of ladies in the forum talk about it all the time :laugh:
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    Danny?
  • hadesflame
    hadesflame Posts: 95 Member
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    Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.

    290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:

    Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
    Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
    "knock knock knock"
    "Can I help you?"
    "Sarah Connor?"
    "Yes?"
    Bang bang.

    No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:
    Oh... The slightly crazy, PTSD, ripped and angry Sarah....
    Well yee haw.
    I have always had a soft spot for the crazy girls.
    (and THAT, Mr. "benchpress", is how you start to flirt.)
    Nicely done sir.... and I bet they don't let that spot stay soft for long do they... :wink:
    See what I did there... and that's how playful banter works.. :laugh:
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
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    isn't there a saying that anything more than a handful is a waste?

    That doesn't apply to men....only women

    My best friend used to say this all the time (I am stacked and she is flat as a pancake) and I would always respond that I doubted her boyfriend would dump her if she grew to a D cup overnight.
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
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    Because it's vaguely 290-ish to receive a random PM from a random guy saying how "h-o-t" I am. Written just like that lol.

    290 is CA penal code for sex offender sorry...:laugh:

    Your profile said you want to look like Sarah Connor.
    Are you talking about the first one who got capped?
    "knock knock knock"
    "Can I help you?"
    "Sarah Connor?"
    "Yes?"
    Bang bang.

    No, the Sarah Conner that stabbed the *kitten* doctor in the knee....for being a douche.:laugh:

    you sound like my ex girlfriend. Extremely hot and extremely dangerous in an extremely unpredictable way. Good times, good times...

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