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  • rchupka87
    rchupka87 Posts: 543 Member
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    "you've got to be kitten me right meow!"
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,143 Member
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    Drop dead
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
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    Thank God...it's finally Friday!!
  • Shawty_Ro
    Shawty_Ro Posts: 135
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    " Hi, how u gettin on with trying to stop smoking> Have u had any? x "
  • lablovr108
    lablovr108 Posts: 576 Member
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    "night sexy" from my ex-boyfriend
  • graceleigh614
    graceleigh614 Posts: 19
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    too late now, i'm gone....
  • Chairless
    Chairless Posts: 588 Member
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    "Lube cannon armed and ready!"
  • surlydave
    surlydave Posts: 512 Member
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    Happy Birthday
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
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    "So I am stuck to the living room"
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 2,073 Member
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    "You, too, sweetie." or something like that.

    No midgets or lube cannons. Lame, I know.
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
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    "Tim's?"

    Which as any red-blooded Canadian knows is the way to ask if I want a coffee.
  • mhotch
    mhotch Posts: 901 Member
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    "Did you sign up for the 5K yet? The price goes up tomorrow."

    My son wants me to run with him. I signed up in time.
  • Jani2416
    Jani2416 Posts: 275 Member
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    what kind of gin do you want me to pick up.
  • JessK78
    JessK78 Posts: 26
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    'nice one jess x'

    boring!! i passed on a message to someone.
  • Prudiddy
    Prudiddy Posts: 262 Member
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    You've just received a MFP message!
  • Tebbspcad
    Tebbspcad Posts: 233
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    Thanks mum & I will :) x

    In response to me telling my boy to have a nice time in London!
  • estrange22
    estrange22 Posts: 210 Member
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    "If I had my debit card in the mail I would buy them."

    I told my bff that I am trying t buy our magic mike tix online but my debit card won't work:-(
  • rangerrastus
    rangerrastus Posts: 5
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    Tim Horton's is awesome,..and Timbits are Satan's Candy for anyone trying to lose weight. I think it is hilarious that you are a Tim Horton's devotee,..and have Starbucks as your profile pic...LOL. Too Funny....;o)
  • misticache
    misticache Posts: 364 Member
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    "fine" from my kid when I told them that I wanted him and his sister to finish their laundry today. Only been pushing them for a week to do it :S hahaa
  • misticache
    misticache Posts: 364 Member
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    "I just woke up. I don't know where I am. Who's couch is this?"

    The friend who sent this to me is a pot head. And they say pot isn't bad.

    It was in the news yesterday that the zombie thing in Florida a few weeks back where dude chewed another dudes face off only had pot in his system! I know drugs are bad but I never would've thought pot alone would make someone act that insane. That's why you will never see me doing drugs that aren't prescribed by my doctor and even then I usually refuse to take them. I'm so bad :)

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