chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Don't you know that they will appreciate you either way?

    Aww... are you always this sweet?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Rain rain go away? A great day to be in the gym, isn't it?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Who wants my kids?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can you clarify? Are you offering kids that already exist, or....?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Preexisting. Future children are an impossibility, surgically speaking. Interested?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you know I just googled images of baby gorillas (to see what I might be getting myself into) and it just made my day? :smile:
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Hey D, how's your weekend?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will it ever stop raining?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    In May?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Dawn and Jer, May I say that you are both awesome? Great burn today Jer and way to own it Dawn. Can I tell you that for the rest of the day you can call me G-Sizzle? Not only did I tire out my wife on the dance floor, and had people telling me "you can really move for a big guy", but I had special requests from the bride, the bride's mom and the bride's grandmom to dance with them. It was my wife's cousin's wedding. Did I ever tell you that me plus a crowd plus enough beer equals a party and a half?...lol
    going to watch football be back later
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why do multiple people keep asking about my grey tie, and if I'm really "Christian Grey?"
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Thanks G-Sizzle! Sounds like you had a blast at the wedding last night! Any pictures of you all dressed up? :bigsmile:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Dumb & Dumber is almost 20 years old? Depressing.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you think Christian Grey worries about getting older? No, he is not real...lol
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I know, right? I wish I was still young and pretty.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Don't we all? Men have it better then women though. Most men look better as they age into their 60's even. Women go downhill fast..lol
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Yeah, but we get the benefits of that, right? Older women f**k like their lives depend on it. Women in their 20's f**k like they're getting into a really hot bath... "Oh..no.. just my toe.. well.. it's too hot... ok... maybe.. no... ok...." True story.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You do have a point there. We hit our primes at an older age then the guys do, and when it strikes...watch out! How long can I expect it to last by the way? Any doctors on this board?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Menopause?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    G-Sizzle??? Might I thank you?

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