chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    sorry to hear that want to joine me for beer and Cigar night?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    did you know that 4 people are killed a year by randomly falling vending machines?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you know the first known contraceptive was crocodile dung? It was used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Did you know the first known contraceptive was crocodile dung? It was used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

    are you aware that that comment almost made me throw up my lunch?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do you know most people's form of birth control is their personality?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Ain't that the truth?


    Sorry Jess, I thought that was kinda funny. Don't ya wonder what they did with it? Did they eat it? Put it on the monkey to drive the men away? SMH!!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    is this the longest work day ever?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Did you know the first known contraceptive was crocodile dung? It was used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

    Wouldn't that make you reconsider the upcoming act?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    have you ever seen it? how do you know it doesn't look pretty?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is brown an attractive color?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Really G-sizzle?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you know Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights? Now that is funny!!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Why would anyone walk across a highway at night?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Crazier things have happened, dontcha think?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do you know I'm so f'ing awesome I could make green with yellow polka-dots attractive...I'm dead sexy
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Alright buddy, lemme see your punctuation! Did you really think I'd let that slide?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Who are you talking to? He does have punctuation.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you see a question mark? lol
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you guys know how much effort it takes to not slap the *kitten* out of some people?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you see my post this morning? :explode:

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