chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

DawnVanSlim

do you really believe that?

Are we going to give it a shot?

MikeyD1280

will you try to trip me?

DawnVanSlim

Don't you know there isn't anything I wouldn't try to help me win?

MikeyD1280

know what, I would let you have a taser then, ok?

why do you ask?

could it be so it gives me more incentive to be so much faster than you?

DawnVanSlim

I thought you were chasing me, why would you want to catch me if I had a taser? :huh:

MikeyD1280

o my god, did I just eff it all up? :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:

DawnVanSlim

I win by default then, right? :laugh:

MikeyD1280

ok. could we call it then the ultimate challenge for me? (I'm freaking cracking up over here)

DawnVanSlim

So you want to chase me, then pass me super fast (to fast for taser speed) and win as in a race?

You don't really want to chase me and catch me and have your way with me, amirite?

MikeyD1280

have my way with you? should I club you?

DawnVanSlim

Do you think that is really nessasary?

MikeyD1280

too barbaric?

DawnVanSlim

You can pull my hair, but can we leave the clubbing out of it, if I promise not to put up to much of a fight?

MikeyD1280

How can I trust you?

DawnVanSlim

Isn't the question, how can I trust you? :huh:


Should we pinky swear?

MikeyD1280

is that how you promise in your homeland?

DawnVanSlim

No, we actually.....makeout... is that okay with you? Would you rather try that? :embarassed:

MikeyD1280

are you french?

DawnVanSlim

Comment allez-vous?

MikeyD1280

did you just grab my *kitten*?