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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Do you know what I need? I need things to MOVE....This antibiotic has got me backed up and I do not like this feeling. I'm used to going regularly and this has gone on for 2 days. I even went over on my calories yesterday because I drank apple juice...LOTS of it!! It did not move anything!!
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Would it be rude of me if I said you are full of *kitten*? :tongue:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Nope!! Did you know I was expecting someone to say that? Today it would not offend me, cause it's miserably true!!
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Why does the word colonic keep going through my head?

    Have you heard that some people report major drop in pounds after that? Who knew you could hold that much crap inside? That in itself amazes me!!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Yes, I have heard of that too, but I've never done it. Some people swear by it.

    Have I told you that I have used the colon clease in pill form? It's more gentle than the liquid form.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Do you know how aweful it feel to not get to poop for 3 darn days?

    Other than that, this girl is peachy!!
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Mindblowing sex or security/stability?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    you rang? :laugh: :laugh:
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    Can I cover my ears and pretend I didn't hear the above conversation? Or would it be "eyes" and "see"?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Mikey have I not bee telling you all along you are the whole package?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Can I cover my ears and pretend I didn't hear the above conversation? Or would it be "eyes" and "see"?

    Would you really want to miss this? :wink:
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    Can I cover my ears and pretend I didn't hear the above conversation? Or would it be "eyes" and "see"?

    Would you really want to miss this? :wink:

    Can I honestly say yes? lol But I hope you feel better soon Sheila!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Mindblowing sex or security/stability?

    Security and stability, of course.

    Didn't know I'd say that did you?
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
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    If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Peace and harmony...Does that make me sound like a beauty pageant contestant?
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?

    Freedom and lots of money. Does that make me sound shallow?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    What would you do with that money?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    Can I say that I would wish to have the wisdom to speak so well that everyone would think I was right?

    With this power would you believe that TV would be more prude than sexual, radio stations wouldn't be so vulgar during hours kids can listen and I would convince the government that people do matter.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    What would you do with that money?

    Buy an island?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Can I say that I would wish to have the wisdom to speak so well that everyone would think I was right?

    With this power would you believe that TV would be more prude than sexual, radio stations wouldn't be so vulgar during hours kids can listen and I would convince the government that people do matter.

    How much do I like your answer? :drinker:

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