chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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Would you believe that I have heard that before? (flattery will get you everywhere)
Have you heard
She's the kind of girl you bring home to your mother
She looks good in blue jeans even better under covers
She's a devil in bed between the sheets
Ask her if she's a saint and she'll get down on her knees and pray
Yeah yeah yeah
So do I get daisies and diamonds?0 -
Did we gain some new friends on this thread?0
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Can you believe I have never heard this? :laugh:
Ask her if she's a saint and she'll get down on her knees and pray0 -
Did you know your eyeball freaks me out?
Did someone say Whiskey?0 -
Is there a "middle ground"? I don't have much of either!Do you know I used to tell my wife when we were dating that "Good girls get daisy's but bad girls get diamonds"?0 -
:laugh:
Did River have her way with me Sunday?0 -
Does whiskey really burn?Did you know your eyeball freaks me out?
Did someone say Whiskey?0 -
Did you know our Whiskey doesn't burn?0
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Do you think Whiskey burns when we use bad grammar?0
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Did you know my grammah drinks whiskey?0
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Do you think Whiskey burns when we use bad grammar?
How could I forget that? If we use some bad grammar, will he come out and play?0 -
Is there a "middle ground"? I don't have much of either!Do you know I used to tell my wife when we were dating that "Good girls get daisy's but bad girls get diamonds"?
Do you have an identity crisis?0 -
Do you think Whiskey burns when we use bad grammar?
How could I forget that? If we use some bad grammar, will he come out and play?
Should'nt we try?0 -
:laugh:
Did River have her way with me Sunday?
Did you know I had to read that a few times (on your wall) to understand River was your dog?0 -
Do you think Whiskey burns when we use bad grammar?
How could I forget that? If we use some bad grammar, will he come out and play?
Should'nt we try?
Do'nt you remember, its worked before?0 -
Do you think Whiskey burns when we use bad grammar?
How could I forget that? If we use some bad grammar, will he come out and play?
Should'nt we try?
Dont you know eye see what you did write there?0 -
What if I were to say that Makers' Mark is Panther Piss?0
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Will you all consider me bowing out gracefully? (work tonight) :yawn:0
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Will you get some shut-eye and have sweet dreams?0
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Yes will you please shut that eye, and have a good night?
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If I had a quarter for every time I heard that?0
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If I had a quarter for every time I heard that?
Would you be a rich man?
Sweet dreams, Krystal.0 -
Or maybe pay for parking for 15 minutes at the beach?0
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Is everyone enjoying their morning so far?0
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Is everyone enjoying their morning so far?
Yes ma'am, how about you?0 -
Or maybe pay for parking for 15 minutes at the beach?
Are'nt you the funny guy?0 -
Is everyone enjoying their morning so far?
Yes ma'am, how about you?
Can I take the fifth on that?0 -
Wouldn't you rather drink a fifth?0
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Is everyone enjoying their morning so far?
Yes ma'am, how about you?
Can I take the fifth on that?
I may sound like a broken record, but you do know it will get better, right?0 -
Wouldn't you rather drink a fifth?
Can I get several, in a trough, with a straw?0
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