chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Wow Pirate, can I say that is quite the wrestling move?

    Can you save your WOW for tomorrow? Whip'em Out Wednesday?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    What's with Dawn's box?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are we back on this subject again? :huh:
    So... you're saying you want everyone to get off of your box?

    I don't think anyone would have a problem getting off.... the box...do you?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    What's with Dawn's box?

    Are they giving Jojo's tatas a rest?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Does Dawn feel like a piece of meat?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I breathe a sigh of relief with my decision to scrap my van? We are going to sell the coverters and the tires separate (I just had new tires put on in April).

    So I reckon, SoCo will be looking for a new minivan...she is excited, and reluctant at the same time!

    Can I interest you in a 1967 Mustang Shelby GT-500?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    but wait... don't all the greatest things come in a box? presents... some mail.... presents...?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I don't think anyone would have a problem getting off.... the box...do you?
    Probably not. Does it still have handles?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you guys trying to slowly strip away my innocence?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Are they giving Jojo's tatas a rest?
    Did you know that Jojo's tatas have smaller tatas orbiting them?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I don't think anyone would have a problem getting off.... the box...do you?
    Probably not. Does it still have handles?

    Do you mean love handles, because I got rid of those a long time ago. Would pig tails work?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    I don't think anyone would have a problem getting off.... the box...do you?
    Probably not. Does it still have handles?

    Do you mean love handles, because I got rid of those a long time ago. Would pig tails work?

    :flowerforyou: :love: may I?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Are you guys trying to slowly strip away my innocence?
    Can you take-off your halo? It keeps hitting me in the bellybutton.
    (Think about it..... Think about it...... Theeeeere it is.)
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I don't think anyone would have a problem getting off.... the box...do you?
    Probably not. Does it still have handles?

    Do you mean love handles, because I got rid of those a long time ago. Would pig tails work?

    :laugh:
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Are you guys trying to slowly strip away my innocence?
    Can you take-off your halo? It keeps hitting me in the bellybutton. (Think about it. Think about it. Theeeeere it is.)

    :laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you guys trying to slowly strip away my innocence?
    Can you take-off your halo? It keeps hitting me in the bellybutton.
    (Think about it..... Think about it...... Theeeeere it is.)
    :laugh: Can I admit that was funny, even if it was at my expense?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I breathe a sigh of relief with my decision to scrap my van? We are going to sell the coverters and the tires separate (I just had new tires put on in April).

    So I reckon, SoCo will be looking for a new minivan...she is excited, and reluctant at the same time!

    Can I interest you in a 1967 Mustang Shelby GT-500?

    Do you have any idea how fast I would jump on that if I could? I don't think that would fit very many football players at one time though.....
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Are you guys trying to slowly strip away my innocence?
    Can you take-off your halo? It keeps hitting me in the bellybutton.
    (Think about it..... Think about it...... Theeeeere it is.)
    :laugh: Can I admit that was funny, even if it was at my expense?

    Will you forgive me if I admit I laughed too?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I breathe a sigh of relief with my decision to scrap my van? We are going to sell the coverters and the tires separate (I just had new tires put on in April).

    So I reckon, SoCo will be looking for a new minivan...she is excited, and reluctant at the same time!

    Can I interest you in a 1967 Mustang Shelby GT-500?

    Do you have any idea how fast I would jump on that if I could? I don't think that would fit very many football players at one time though.....

    Like Tawny Kitaen of the Jaguars in the old Whitesnake videos?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Ummm, sure! Can I admit I have no idea what you are talking about?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Does the Gorilla get a high 5 for that one? :laugh:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Like Tawny Kitaen of the Jaguars in the old Whitesnake videos?
    In the still of the night?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    anyone ever watch the blue collar comedy? anyone remember the skit where the guy talks about when his wife busted *kitten* and it sounded like her *kitten* said "sqqqquuuuuuuuirrrrrelllllllllllll"???


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did anyone else notice the following?

    1. Tawny looks like Dawn with big-*kitten* 80's hair in this video

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqb5EcU65IQ

    2. Both Tawny and Dawn have the word "Aw" in their names.

    Weird.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why does MFP hate me?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Why does MFP hate me?

    what happened now?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why am I slightly thankful that I cannot stream youtube videos at work? I can only imagine...
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Why am I slightly thankful that I cannot stream youtube videos at work? I can only imagine...

    can't you use your phone?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    So... where do you hide your monkey?:huh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    <~~~ is this really Gorillas true identity?