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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Who grapped my butt?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Can I ask somebody to grab mine?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What are aggies?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Who grapped my butt?

    hahahaha....Can I say that I have a naughty definition for the word you used there?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    What are aggies?

    Did you know it is an old term for marbles? Specifically ones made of agate? Didn't pay attention in Geology did you?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you saying I'm not the brightest crayon in the box? :grumble:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    sheila...it was me....sorry. Am I in trouble?

    Chelle c'mere...
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you know it is an old term for marbles? Specifically ones made of agate? Didn't pay attention in Geology did you?
    Dawn has marbles? Is that what kept slapping my leg? I need a shower.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Are you saying I'm not the brightest crayon in the box? :grumble:

    Maybe not, but would you settle for the brightest star in my sky? Are ya okay with that?:flowerforyou:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will someone kick my azz out the door so I can get my run in?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Who grapped my butt?

    hahahaha....Can I say that I have a naughty definition for the word you used there?

    Care to share?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Are you saying I'm not the brightest crayon in the box? :grumble:
    SO! You are now talking about your OWN box?? And why the f**k do you keep Crayons in there?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Are you saying I'm not the brightest crayon in the box? :grumble:
    SO! You are now talking about your OWN box?? And why the f**k do you keep Crayons in there?
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I brought that on myself didn't I?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Who's your OB/GYN? Elmo?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know it is an old term for marbles? Specifically ones made of agate? Didn't pay attention in Geology did you?
    Dawn has marbles? Is that what kept slapping my leg? I need a shower.
    Do you need help scrubbing that dirty feeling away, and all the colors off your...um the crayon off of...
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Dawn, wanna make a deal? if you go run I'll go outside and cut the grass.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you know that's a good deal Pirate?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Haha, hey... where'd Elmo go?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    I'll cut your grass and run while I do it if you go to my Cub Scout Committee meeting. Deal?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    okay go...Will I see you all tomorrow?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I'll cut your grass and run while I do it if you go to my Cub Scout Committee meeting. Deal?

    Is this an indecent proposal?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I'll cut your grass and run while I do it if you go to my Cub Scout Committee meeting. Deal?
    Is Dawn in charge of art supplies?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I'll cut your grass and run while I do it if you go to my Cub Scout Committee meeting. Deal?

    Do you know I havent run since the bartender said last call? and I would still rather do both than what you're trying to trade me?
    Can I offer you condolences?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Should I shave or go to court tomorrow all Grizzly Adamsy?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    do you think the Judge cares whether you manscaped or not?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    do you think the Judge cares whether you manscaped or not?
    Sadly, yes. You know I was talking about my face, right?
  • LaurenLite
    LaurenLite Posts: 87
    DIdn't someone mention chocolate? Where's chocolate? Oh why the torment and tease?! ::sulks:: :grumble:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    sheila...it was me....sorry. Am I in trouble?

    Chelle c'mere...

    NO, can you do it again?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I admit, I love the groomed look?
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