chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    DIdn't someone mention chocolate? Where's chocolate? Oh why the torment and tease?! ::sulks:: :grumble:
    Would that technically be a Choc Tease?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Can I admit, I love the groomed look?
    Ok, I'm going to shave. Be here later?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Don't you hear me cry daily that I'm here till 5 mtn time?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    do you think the Judge cares whether you manscaped or not?
    Sadly, yes. You know I was talking about my face, right?

    ..............Will you please disregard my previously written comment?

    (Back to my shell with me.....I like it here. I have a river called Denial here and when I stand next to it I am one desirable hot s#x goddess.)
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you know I decided to go run a quick errand and that means I'll be gone in ten minutes?

    Michelle, I stand by Denial too. ;)
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    where did everyone go ???
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Not sure, where did YOU go?
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    did you know I work 3rd shift ???

    i have been in bed :tongue:
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Helllllloooooooo! Is there anybody out there?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Good morning. Will you all have a great hump day?
  • Onmynewadventure
    Onmynewadventure Posts: 129
    How many people should we hump on hump day?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Is there a right answer to that question?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Have you ever heard "If it feels good do it, If it feels great do it again"?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    <~~~ Why am I so attached to this little monkey?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    <~~~ Why am I so attached to this little monkey?
    Maybe you secretly enjoy the way he's humping your finger?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    do you put a bell on the monkey? What if he gets away, how do you find him?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Good morning my sexy friends..how are you all today???

    Are we going to behave or be naughty today??? (I vote for naughty...)
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Are we going to behave or be naughty today??? (I vote for naughty...)
    What is this "behave" thing you're talking about? Is this a new verb in the English vernacular?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    do you put a bell on the monkey? What if he gets away, how do you find him?
    Why do I keep staring at Mikey's boobs?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Mikey, do you mind if I call you Hot Tits while you have that as your avi?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    <~~~ Why am I so attached to this little monkey?
    Maybe you secretly enjoy the way he's humping your finger?

    Doesn't everyone enjoy a good hump on hump day?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    So, Mikey.... Hoooow youuuu doooo'in?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Doesn't everyone enjoy a good hump on hump day?
    Our humping is restricted to one day??
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
    Do you contribute to somethinbg really important in life?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    I am just a head, can't you tell?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Do you contribute to somethinbg really important in life?
    Does "evil" count?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Am I the only one that noticed that Dawn and all of her friends are horny in this picture?

    14274646_7477.jpg
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Hey Mikey, what's up sugar tits?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    hows it going whiskey [] ) ic k?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    <~~~ Why am I so attached to this little monkey?

    Could it be because he is so darn cute?

    Good morning everyone!! Happy Hump Day!!

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