chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

GorillaEsq

<~~~ is this really Gorillas true identity?

Size matters?

MikeyD1280

wrapped around your finger?

DawnVanSlim

<~~~ is this really Gorillas true identity?

Size matters?

Not when you are wrapped around my finger, right?

mandipandi75

Isn't he adoreable?!

DawnVanSlim

wrapped around your finger?

Can we share a ^5

MikeyD1280

would I decimate your monkey?

GorillaEsq

Why does my huge, 5 1/2 foot wiener look like Dawn's finger?

MikeyD1280

Why does my huge, 5 1/2 foot wiener look like Dawn's finger?

why is a monkey on it, you gonna spank him?

DawnVanSlim

Why does my huge, 5 1/2 foot wiener look like Dawn's finger?

:laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:

GorillaEsq

Are we alone now?

DawnVanSlim

Should I close the curtains?

GorillaEsq

Do you have to ask?

garnetsms

Don't you see me?

mandipandi75

Shall I sit in the corner?

DawnVanSlim

Should I have locked the doors first?

mandipandi75

See my camera?

GorillaEsq

What's with all the clothing?

mandipandi75

Isn't her finger quite bare?

DawnVanSlim

Will you be sad, if I said I had to go?

mandipandi75

How fair is it that you always get off first?

GorillaEsq

She got off? Where was I?

GorillaEsq

Celine Dion makes me want to punch myself in the d!ck. Is it just me?

mandipandi75

Do you like self torture?

GorillaEsq

Is that wrong?

mandipandi75

Couldn't you find someone to help you out with that?

GorillaEsq

Offering?

garnetsms

What is wrong with Celine Dion? And why would you ask us if we want to punch ourselves there? Last time I checked I don't have one of those...OH WAIT....YES I DO...He stands about 6 ft tall.....

mandipandi75

Benefits?

garnetsms

Do I need to leave you two alone for a bit?

MIchelleH2027

Do you know that I have not waited by the phone for a man to call me in all my life? And now i am waiting for the third call of the day!!! Does anyone want to take over as MANager??