chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    can I say sorry for your headache? what was for Dinner tonight?
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
    Are you asking who i am ?
    should i?

    Do you want too?
    Do you hate me?

    No way, Why would you think that?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Some baked chicken, a hamburger, small salad, and cookie cake for dessert... Sounds awesome, right?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Are you asking who i am ?
    should i?

    Do you want too?
    Do you hate me?

    Is my love not good enough? :heart:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you know I have the entire week off?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do you know I have the entire week off?

    did you know I hate you know? j/k lol....any plans besides 1000 calories burned per day?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Quote much?

    Where have you been all my life?


    (did you see what I did just there?)
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    can I say starting to get sore from my weightlifting today?....because it was a day off I pushed myself. Also as Frankie Pantangelli says I am a little belliaco....A little drunk for you non-Italians...lol

    May I admit that my boobies hurt today too?
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
    Do you know i am bored?
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
    can I say starting to get sore from my weightlifting today?....because it was a day off I pushed myself. Also as Frankie Pantangelli says I am a little belliaco....A little drunk for you non-Italians...lol

    May I admit that my boobies hurt today too?

    Do you know i can not think of anything clean to say to that lol?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you know I have the entire week off?

    So you're coming down to Florida to visit me?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Do you know I have the entire week off?

    So you're coming down to Florida to visit me?

    I thought we were doing the Vegas thing?
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
    Should i leave you all alone?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you know I have the entire week off?

    So you're coming down to Florida to visit me?

    I thought we were doing the Vegas thing?

    I still want to go to Vegas, but I thought we said October?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Should i leave you all alone?
    You don't think this is fun?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Did you know that it feels like I have half a picnic bench in my left check still? Why did I trust him when he said "trust me, I'm a doctor"?
  • KaydeForce
    KaydeForce Posts: 96 Member
    Is it weird that I have no idea what's going on here?
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
    Should i leave you all alone?
    You don't think this is fun?

    yes, but ever feel like the odd man out?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Do you know I have the entire week off?

    So you're coming down to Florida to visit me?

    I thought we were doing the Vegas thing?

    I still want to go to Vegas, but I thought we said October?

    I will be there the first weekend in Octobor. And guess what? Would you believe that my ex wants to "meet up" in Vegas real soon? He apparently "has a lot that needs to be said". Um, yeah ya do!!!!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you know that it feels like I have half a picnic bench in my left check still? Why did I trust him when he said "trust me, I'm a doctor"?

    Did you atleast get a swat? why do your boobies hurt?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Did you know that I burned onme of my breasts while cooking nude tonight? That is why one of mine hurts...

    Now, who wants to come put burn ointmentt on it for me?

    What did I miss while I was gone?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Should i leave you all alone?
    You don't think this is fun?

    yes, but ever feel like the odd man out?

    Do you think if you stick around you won't feel like that for long?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you know I have the entire week off?

    So you're coming down to Florida to visit me?

    I thought we were doing the Vegas thing?

    I still want to go to Vegas, but I thought we said October?

    I will be there the first weekend in Octobor. And guess what? Would you believe that my ex wants to "meet up" in Vegas real soon? He apparently "has a lot that needs to be said". Um, yeah ya do!!!!

    Ew, are you going to meet him?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Did you know that I burned onme of my breasts while cooking nude tonight? That is why one of mine hurts...

    Now, who wants to come put burn ointmentt on it for me?

    What did I miss while I was gone?

    Can you come cook at my house?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Kat...don't you mean they will come to FL to visit us?? (remember our affair?...shhh...)

    Do I know where you live to come cook? (Tonight was Chipotle Salmon with sweet potato and green beans)

    Does anyone have any requests for a naked chef?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Did you know that it feels like I have half a picnic bench in my left check still? Why did I trust him when he said "trust me, I'm a doctor"?

    Did you atleast get a swat? why do your boobies hurt?

    Do you think he thought I was already in too much pain for a swat? Maybe another time we could have arranged something. Where you aware that a campfire and moon light is not the prime lighting to remove a splinter from ones butt?

    Do you know that my boobies hurt from my workout tonight? Already hurtng, so who knows what tomo will bring???
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
    Did you know that I burned onme of my breasts while cooking nude tonight? That is why one of mine hurts...

    Now, who wants to come put burn ointmentt on it for me?

    What did I miss while I was gone?

    Did you know you crack me up?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Do you know I have the entire week off?

    So you're coming down to Florida to visit me?

    I thought we were doing the Vegas thing?

    I still want to go to Vegas, but I thought we said October?

    I will be there the first weekend in Octobor. And guess what? Would you believe that my ex wants to "meet up" in Vegas real soon? He apparently "has a lot that needs to be said". Um, yeah ya do!!!!

    Ew, are you going to meet him?

    Wouldn't you know that the thought of one more roll in the hay with him is very tempting? Together we were pretty damn good!!! lol (But no I doubt that trip will happen.)
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
    Can i thank you all for that laughs?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Did you know that I burned onme of my breasts while cooking nude tonight? That is why one of mine hurts...

    Now, who wants to come put burn ointmentt on it for me?

    What did I miss while I was gone?

    Can you come cook at my house?

    Did you know that Friday morning I was multi-tasking and made myself brkfst in the nude and did the same thing? Damn bacon!!!

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