chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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Kat...don't you mean they will come to FL to visit us?? (remember our affair?...shhh...)
Do I know where you live to come cook? (Tonight was Chipotle Salmon with sweet potato and green beans)
Does anyone have any requests for a naked chef?
Can I send you my address and expect you tomorrow? Screw it, I can call off work, can't I?0 -
Okay how much money do you think you could make if you opened a we server in the nude restaurant?0
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Okay how much money do you think you could make if you opened a we server in the nude restaurant?
We have them in Tampa. How much would you pay for a steak?
There's a strip club close by that also does a lunch buffet.. I've always wondered, do they serve crabs?0 -
Did you know that it feels like I have half a picnic bench in my left check still? Why did I trust him when he said "trust me, I'm a doctor"?
Did you atleast get a swat? why do your boobies hurt?
Do you think he thought I was already in too much pain for a swat? Maybe another time we could have arranged something. Where you aware that a campfire and moon light is not the prime lighting to remove a splinter from ones butt?
Do you know that my boobies hurt from my workout tonight? Already hurtng, so who knows what tomo will bring???
Will yor gentleman suitor provide messaging releif?0 -
Wouldn't you know that the thought of one more roll in the hay with him is very tempting? Together we were pretty damn good!!! lol (But no I doubt that trip will happen.)
Isn't he an ex for a reason? Then again.. One last good night could be pretty sweet?0 -
Okay how much money do you think you could make if you opened a we server in the nude restaurant?
I am sure a LOT...especially with the women here...don't you think?
Did you know they have nude sushi places,where you eat sushi off a nude girl??
Should we have nude men and women??0 -
Okay how much money do you think you could make if you opened a we server in the nude restaurant?
We have them in Tampa. How much would you pay for a steak?
There's a strip club close by that also does a lunch buffet.. I've always wondered, do they serve crabs?
Did you know that the strip clubs in Tampa have the cleanest kitchens in the state?? Maybe we should eat at one of them?? lol0 -
who's coming to Florida?
Don't you know I'm in Florida too?0 -
Okay how much money do you think you could make if you opened a we server in the nude restaurant?
We have them in Tampa. How much would you pay for a steak?
There's a strip club close by that also does a lunch buffet.. I've always wondered, do they serve crabs?
Did you know that the strip clubs in Tampa have the cleanest kitchens in the state?? Maybe we should eat at one of them?? lol
Can I entice you to hop up on a kitchen counter?..lol0 -
DO you know i so want sushi right now? Where do you live?0
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Did you know that I burned onme of my breasts while cooking nude tonight? That is why one of mine hurts...
Now, who wants to come put burn ointmentt on it for me?
What did I miss while I was gone?
Can you come cook at my house?
Did you know that Friday morning I was multi-tasking and made myself brkfst in the nude and did the same thing? Damn bacon!!!
Do you know that I am glad that I am not the only one who cooks nude??? Want to cook nude together?0 -
who's coming to Florida?
Don't you know I'm in Florida too?
Kadey...Kat and I both live in FL. Where in FL are you?0 -
DO you know i so want sushi right now? Where do you live?
I live in Southeast FL...didn't you know?0 -
Am I too late for dinner?0
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Michael do you know I could use a hug?0
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Is it okay to skip dinner and head over then? :flowerforyou:Michael do you know I could use a hug?0 -
Michael do you know I could use a hug?
Dawn, do you want me to hug you? I am still topless...lol0 -
Didn't I know I could count on you?0
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Jojo, can I rest my head on your bosom?0
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Jojo, can I rest my head on your bosom?
Dawn, you can rest your head anywhere you want on me but can you putt burn ointment on the right bosom first? that is the one I burned...0 -
Its been to long.. what is a hug?0
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Its been to long.. what is a hug?
Do you want me to demonstrate?0 -
Did you know that it feels like I have half a picnic bench in my left check still? Why did I trust him when he said "trust me, I'm a doctor"?
Did you atleast get a swat? why do your boobies hurt?
Do you think he thought I was already in too much pain for a swat? Maybe another time we could have arranged something. Where you aware that a campfire and moon light is not the prime lighting to remove a splinter from ones butt?
Do you know that my boobies hurt from my workout tonight? Already hurtng, so who knows what tomo will bring???
Will yor gentleman suitor provide messaging releif?
You know you are the only one I'd want to provide me with releif right? Oh why can I be hit on by someone that I actually want to be hit on from???0 -
am I chopped liver? :sad:0
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Okay how much money do you think you could make if you opened a we server in the nude restaurant?
We have them in Tampa. How much would you pay for a steak?
There's a strip club close by that also does a lunch buffet.. I've always wondered, do they serve crabs?
Did you know that the strip clubs in Tampa have the cleanest kitchens in the state?? Maybe we should eat at one of them?? lol
You know you can come visit anytime?
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Its been to long.. what is a hug?
Do you want me to demonstrate?
Would you?0 -
Kat..if I come visit, will you take me to one of those super clean restaurants??
Dub...do you want to come over and I will?? I am still topless...lol.0 -
Its been to long.. what is a hug?
Do you want me to demonstrate?
<<....fumbles with keyboard...>> Can I say yes?0 -
Did you know that I burned onme of my breasts while cooking nude tonight? That is why one of mine hurts...
Now, who wants to come put burn ointmentt on it for me?
What did I miss while I was gone?
Can you come cook at my house?
Did you know that Friday morning I was multi-tasking and made myself brkfst in the nude and did the same thing? Damn bacon!!!
Do you know that I am glad that I am not the only one who cooks nude??? Want to cook nude together?
You know I do right? (I have a cute little apron that I should have had on so I didn't get bacon grease on my girls!!!.)0 -
Kat..if I come visit, will you take me to one of those super clean restaurants??
Dub...do you want to come over and I will?? I am still topless...lol.
Did you know I would love to? I've never been to one of the fancy places that serves food, so wouldn't it be more fun together?0
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