chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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Did you know I'm even worse? I left the office to go home, throw on shorts/tanktop and work on the laptop in bed. God I love my bed.Can I say that I'm lazy as *kitten* today? Would you like me to give you that rub down?
This does not help the salivation!! How is your headache?0 -
Is it bad that this retort made me laugh? Related side-note: Did you know I'm typing with it? Boom.Is your name intended to be ironic? :laugh:
Why am I salivating?
Sheila! What happened to you?:laugh: :laugh:0 -
Did you know I'm even worse? I left the office to go home, throw on shorts/tanktop and work on the laptop in bed. God I love my bed.Can I say that I'm lazy as *kitten* today? Would you like me to give you that rub down?
Pics or it didn't happen?0 -
Is it bad that this retort made me laugh? Related side-note: Did you know I'm typing with it? Boom.Is your name intended to be ironic? :laugh:
Why am I salivating?
Sheila! What happened to you?:laugh: :laugh:
I don't know! Are you all a bad influence on me? LOL0 -
Did you know I'm even worse? I left the office to go home, throw on shorts/tanktop and work on the laptop in bed. God I love my bed.Can I say that I'm lazy as *kitten* today? Would you like me to give you that rub down?
Pics or it didn't happen?
how do you think that he keeps his laptop propped up?0 -
Would you guess working?Am I late?
So nice of you to join us! Where have you been? :huh:0 -
Gimme a sec?0
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Would you guess working?Am I late?
So nice of you to join us! Where have you been? :huh:
Yeah! I should be, and I'm trying, but would you believe I have had a rough morning and I just don't want to?0 -
Gimme a sec?
OMG! Can I have longer than that? Goodness...3 secs perhaps?0 -
popcorn anyone?0
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Would you know I can relate to that?
Yeah! I should be, and I'm trying, but would you believe I have had a rough morning and I just don't want to?0 -
popcorn anyone?
No, but thank you for asking.
How is your day going today?0 -
Boring and expensive...sound fun?popcorn anyone?
No, but thank you for asking.
How is your day going today?0 -
Is it bad that this retort made me laugh? Related side-note: Did you know I'm typing with it? Boom.Is your name intended to be ironic? :laugh:
Don't you think we need proof of this?0 -
Boring and expensive...sound fun?
Hookers just aren't as fun as they used to be, are they?0 -
Michael, will you forgive me for laughing at Dawn's comment?0
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:laugh: :sad:Boring and expensive...sound fun?
Hookers just aren't as fun as they used to be, are they?
Can you believe I had to tap into the slush fund?0 -
:huh: Slush fund??? :huh:0
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Shelia is so goody goody, know what it reminds me of?
how about when I was in Korea and we were teaching the Koreans curse words and they thought they were learning regular words?
would you laugh if you heard in a different accent, a Private saying "what is up you white cracker honky" to a sergeant?0 -
Did you see the proof?Pics or it didn't happen?0 -
can I bid you all a good night? Going home to pick up the kiddos and then kick my own *kitten*0
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Can we bid you a good evening too?0
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Shelia is so goody goody, know what it reminds me of?
how about when I was in Korea and we were teaching the Koreans curse words and they thought they were learning regular words?
would you laugh if you heard in a different accent, a Private saying "what is up you white cracker honky" to a sergeant?
A goody goody? What are you talking about?
I bet that would be hilarious0 -
Does anyone know how messed up it is to have a boy hit on your daughter right in front of you?? How rude!!! He could take is eyes off of you legs!!!! He is lucky I did give him a rear naked choke!!! WTH????
May I tell Mandi, you post about you daughter made me laugh since this had just happened happen earlier? It all starts with ponytails and tag!0 -
Hey Chelle!! Where have you been all day?
Yeah, I have to agree, that's messed up hitting on your daughter in front of you. What was he thinking?0 -
Could he be that dumb??? Maybe he was thinking I was just her hot older sister....????0
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Did you know that I am in Minneapolis at the NAHL Showcase for the weekend?
Side note....How many handsome men in suits can one place hold??? Scouts and coaches are lined up along the walls, rails, and windows watching these boys play hockey, as I am watching the men in suits watching the boys playing the hockey!!!! num num!0 -
Some guys!! :noway:
Who's with me?
And yes, I do think it's possible he thought you were her hot older sister!!0 -
Did you know that I am in Minneapolis at the NAHL Showcase for the weekend?
Side note....How many handsome men in suits can one place hold??? Scouts and coaches are lined up along the walls, rails, and windows watching these boys play hockey, as I am watching the men in suits watching the boys playing the hockey!!!! num num!
That does sound delightful...do you want some company?0 -
Could you bring a napkin to wipe my drool? lol0
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