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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Mikey: Is it ok that I love you b/c you make me laugh so much?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Who is flinging poo? Has the *kitten* hit the fan?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Who is flinging poo? Has the *kitten* hit the fan?

    Yes, can you hide me somewhere?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you fit under my desk?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?
    huh?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Oh never mind. Just look pretty, ok?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can you see, I am trying?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Will you fit under my desk?

    Won't everyone else be jealous?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    My head hurts. Who's got Advil?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?
    Is this a complicated definition of LOSER?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?

    alliterative legal-ese?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?

    alliterative legal-ese?
    Am I not allowed to be purposefully preposterous?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?

    alliterative legal-ese?
    Am I not allowed to be purposefully preposterous?

    Surely you must Sense it is satisfactory and it will suffice in succinct succession
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Can you all believe I've been up for 21 hours and am NOT sleepy or yawning?
    Actually, all of this boom-boom talk....well, perhaps that's tmi :tongue:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Am I the only one who's dreading the gym today?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Gorilla, I have some Aleve, will that do?

    Do you know I've got to take some now too because this convo is making my head spin? LOL

    Krystal, I can not believe you are still awake
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    What is Boom-Boom talk?

    And yes Sheila, may I have some please?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    What is Boom-Boom talk?

    And yes Sheila, may I have some please?


    Here is two for you and two for me. Is there anything else I can do to help you?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    What is Boom-Boom talk?
    LOL
    Can you believe some colleagues and I were discussing sex at work this morning--and their lack of interest in it?
    And I was like OMG--seriously??
    Blasphemy I tell you, sheer blasphemy!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    What is Boom-Boom talk?
    LOL
    Can you believe some colleagues and I were discussing sex at work this morning--and their lack of interest in it?
    And I was like OMG--seriously??
    Blasphemy I tell you, sheer blasphemy!

    Can I second that? I just don't get it. What is wrong with these people?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Here is two for you and two for me. Is there anything else I can do to help you?
    Yes. A nap. And snacks maybe?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    What is Boom-Boom talk?
    LOL
    Can you believe some colleagues and I were discussing sex at work this morning--and their lack of interest in it?
    And I was like OMG--seriously??
    Blasphemy I tell you, sheer blasphemy!

    Can I second that? I just don't get it. What is wrong with these people?
    Can you believe one of the girls was in her late 20s? {{faints}}
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Here is two for you and two for me. Is there anything else I can do to help you?
    Yes. A nap. And snacks maybe?

    Ok. I have a Kashi dark mocha almond bar, a fiber one oats and chocolate bar, or south beach peanut butter bar, which would you like?

    You may lay your head in my lap if you'd like after you eat.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    What is Boom-Boom talk?
    LOL
    Can you believe some colleagues and I were discussing sex at work this morning--and their lack of interest in it?
    And I was like OMG--seriously??
    Blasphemy I tell you, sheer blasphemy!

    Can I second that? I just don't get it. What is wrong with these people?
    Can you believe one of the girls was in her late 20s? {{faints}}

    No, I can not believe that!! What happened to her mojo?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    FiberOne bars and my digestive system do not play nicely together. Have you ever heard someone play the Star Spangled Banner with their *kitten*?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member

    You may lay your head in my lap if you'd like after you eat.
    Do you know where my mind just went with this??? :laugh:
    Is that playing 'nice'?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Have you ever heard someone play the Star Spangled Banner with their *kitten*?
    May I thank you in advance for this descriptive visual aid to my optic nerve? :sick:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    FiberOne bars and my digestive system do not play nicely together. Have you ever heard someone play the Star Spangled Banner with their *kitten*?

    Did I just vomit my fiber one?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    May I thank you in advance for this descriptive visual aid to my optic nerve? :sick:
    Why are you pretending that's not the hottest thing you've ever read?
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