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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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Mikey: Is it ok that I love you b/c you make me laugh so much?0
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Who is flinging poo? Has the *kitten* hit the fan?0
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Who is flinging poo? Has the *kitten* hit the fan?
Yes, can you hide me somewhere?0 -
Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?0
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Will you fit under my desk?0
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huh?Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?0 -
Oh never mind. Just look pretty, ok?0
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Can you see, I am trying?0
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Will you fit under my desk?
Won't everyone else be jealous?0 -
My head hurts. Who's got Advil?0
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Is this a complicated definition of LOSER?Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?0 -
Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?
alliterative legal-ese?0 -
Am I not allowed to be purposefully preposterous?Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?
alliterative legal-ese?0 -
Am I not allowed to be purposefully preposterous?Did you know that we are all purportedly pathetic? Possibly even purportedly pathetic in perfect perpetuity?
alliterative legal-ese?
Surely you must Sense it is satisfactory and it will suffice in succinct succession0 -
Can you all believe I've been up for 21 hours and am NOT sleepy or yawning?
Actually, all of this boom-boom talk....well, perhaps that's tmi
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Am I the only one who's dreading the gym today?0
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Gorilla, I have some Aleve, will that do?
Do you know I've got to take some now too because this convo is making my head spin? LOL
Krystal, I can not believe you are still awake0 -
What is Boom-Boom talk?
And yes Sheila, may I have some please?0 -
What is Boom-Boom talk?
And yes Sheila, may I have some please?
Here is two for you and two for me. Is there anything else I can do to help you?0 -
LOLWhat is Boom-Boom talk?
Can you believe some colleagues and I were discussing sex at work this morning--and their lack of interest in it?
And I was like OMG--seriously??
Blasphemy I tell you, sheer blasphemy!0 -
LOLWhat is Boom-Boom talk?
Can you believe some colleagues and I were discussing sex at work this morning--and their lack of interest in it?
And I was like OMG--seriously??
Blasphemy I tell you, sheer blasphemy!
Can I second that? I just don't get it. What is wrong with these people?0 -
Yes. A nap. And snacks maybe?Here is two for you and two for me. Is there anything else I can do to help you?0 -
Can you believe one of the girls was in her late 20s? {{faints}}
LOLWhat is Boom-Boom talk?
Can you believe some colleagues and I were discussing sex at work this morning--and their lack of interest in it?
And I was like OMG--seriously??
Blasphemy I tell you, sheer blasphemy!
Can I second that? I just don't get it. What is wrong with these people?0 -
Yes. A nap. And snacks maybe?Here is two for you and two for me. Is there anything else I can do to help you?
Ok. I have a Kashi dark mocha almond bar, a fiber one oats and chocolate bar, or south beach peanut butter bar, which would you like?
You may lay your head in my lap if you'd like after you eat.0 -
Can you believe one of the girls was in her late 20s? {{faints}}
LOLWhat is Boom-Boom talk?
Can you believe some colleagues and I were discussing sex at work this morning--and their lack of interest in it?
And I was like OMG--seriously??
Blasphemy I tell you, sheer blasphemy!
Can I second that? I just don't get it. What is wrong with these people?
No, I can not believe that!! What happened to her mojo?0 -
FiberOne bars and my digestive system do not play nicely together. Have you ever heard someone play the Star Spangled Banner with their *kitten*?0
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Do you know where my mind just went with this??? :laugh:
You may lay your head in my lap if you'd like after you eat.
Is that playing 'nice'?0 -
May I thank you in advance for this descriptive visual aid to my optic nerve? :sick:Have you ever heard someone play the Star Spangled Banner with their *kitten*?0 -
FiberOne bars and my digestive system do not play nicely together. Have you ever heard someone play the Star Spangled Banner with their *kitten*?
Did I just vomit my fiber one?0 -
Why are you pretending that's not the hottest thing you've ever read?May I thank you in advance for this descriptive visual aid to my optic nerve? :sick:0
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