chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Then perhaps a knight cap?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did someone say "muddy"?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can't you see I just took a shower?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    At work?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can't you see I just took a shower?
    Can I pretend we are out of towels again?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can't you see I just took a shower?
    Can I pretend we are out of towels again?

    Why are you handing me a washcloth? What am I supposed to do with this lil thing? :grumble:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Dawn, did you use a body scrub to make your skin silky smooth too?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Does everyone like silky smooth skin?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    would you prefer tomfoolery?

    Why has it got to be tomfoolery? Can't it be gregfoolery, deanfoolery or mikefoolery?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Sheila, why are you staring at me like that? Can you please go find me a towel?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member

    Why are you handing me a washcloth? What am I supposed to do with this lil thing? :grumble:
    Dare to dream?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Does everyone like silky smooth skin?

    Don't you know I hope someone does? I am silky smooth and smell like coconuts...
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    <slips on Mikey's skinny jeans> Maybe this is why they were wet?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Pardon?
  • Fit2Skinnyme33
    Fit2Skinnyme33 Posts: 127 Member
    would you prefer tomfoolery?

    Why has it got to be tomfoolery? Can't it be gregfoolery, deanfoolery or mikefoolery?

    Tom is pretty special i guess. I don't know why **** and Harry are not.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Gorilla, can you hand me my shirt, please?
  • Fit2Skinnyme33
    Fit2Skinnyme33 Posts: 127 Member
    would you prefer tomfoolery?

    Why has it got to be tomfoolery? Can't it be gregfoolery, deanfoolery or mikefoolery?

    Tom is pretty special i guess. I don't know why **** and Harry are not.


    It just stared out D...ick.... thats odd.. what it if was my name? Pretty sure it should star out vagina then.
  • Fit2Skinnyme33
    Fit2Skinnyme33 Posts: 127 Member
    Gorilla, can you hand me my shirt, please?

    Careful he doesn't hand you anything else, or makes you drop the soap!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    would you prefer tomfoolery?

    Why has it got to be tomfoolery? Can't it be gregfoolery, deanfoolery or mikefoolery?

    Tom is pretty special i guess. I don't know why **** and Harry are not.

    was that a question? can I welcome you to this craziness?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why are there so many people in this bathroom?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Pretty sure it should star out vagina then.

    could it be the moderator is a vagaterian like me?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why are there so many people in this bathroom?

    Would you just be quiet and pass me that? I haven't had a hit yet
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Careful he doesn't hand you anything else, or makes you drop the soap!
    Are you saying that's a bad thing?
  • Fit2Skinnyme33
    Fit2Skinnyme33 Posts: 127 Member
    Pretty sure it should star out vagina then.

    could it be the moderator is a vagaterian like me?


    Does that mean a meatless taco?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Sheila, why are you staring at me like that? Can you please go find me a towel?

    Will you forgive me? I had your towel the whole time :bigsmile:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why are there so many people in this bathroom?

    Would you just be quiet and pass me that? I haven't had a hit yet
    How did we end up in Kat's black room?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Does that mean a meatless taco?

    yeeeeepppp! extra spicy.....??
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Hmmm? I keep getting distracted. Damn these fingertips.
  • Fit2Skinnyme33
    Fit2Skinnyme33 Posts: 127 Member
    Does that mean a meatless taco?

    yeeeeepppp! extra spicy.....??



    If its spicy you may want to have it looked at
  • Fit2Skinnyme33
    Fit2Skinnyme33 Posts: 127 Member
    Why are there so many people in this bathroom?

    Would you just be quiet and pass me that? I haven't had a hit yet
    How did we end up in Kat's black room?


    No Judging, you can go ahead and fart. Its okay.

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