chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What will it take?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    a banana, of course...why would this time be any different from the rest?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why do you pretend like you don't know?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you hear Mandi is making banana bread tonight?
  • Fit2Skinnyme33
    Fit2Skinnyme33 Posts: 127 Member
    I've whispered into a few panties myself...can you imagine what they said back?
    An echo of your own voice?

    I rule.


    Did you find the hot dog in the hallway?




    ouch!....are you a cork soaker?


    Hahahhahahaha Touche? Although, yes?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why do you pretend like you don't know?

    Don't you know I like to hear you say it?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is that coconut that I smell?

    Do you like that scent, Michael?

    Does anyone else think this is just wrong right now? :laugh:

    Should I have said, do you like the smell of coconuts instead?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Hahahhahahaha Touche? Although, yes?

    how many corks can you soak at once?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Girls don't Fart? Are they like sea gulls then?

    ****ting everwhere...?

    sheeting everywhere?


    Do we poop?

    Have you ever heard the phrase, taking the kids to the pool? My brother told me that once, and I wondered why in the world he was taking his kids swimming at 10 pm. :noway:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you guys see my Freedom of Speech forum this morning? It got locked in 72 minutes. Boom.

    And they are still allowing you posting privileges?

    Should we be surprised by this Gorilla?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Have you ever heard the phrase, taking the kids to the pool?

    is that like taking the Browns to the Superbowl?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Did you know shopping took precidence over baking?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Should I write that one down for later, Dean? lol
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can you see the end is near?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Don't you know I like to hear you say it?
    Do you like circles?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will I be all alone?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Can you see the end is near?



    are you ready to flush?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can you see the end is near?



    are you ready to flush?

    Is it possible to flush my job down the can? Cause I would..
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will I be all alone?

    Can't you see, you are in a meathead sandwich?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    I love myself; I want you to love me
    When I feel down; I want you above me
    I search myself; I want you to find me
    I forget myself; I want you to remind me
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    I love myself; I want you to love me
    When I feel down; I want you above me
    I search myself; I want you to find me
    I forget myself; I want you to remind me

    ...do you touch yourself?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    May I remind you I'm here for another hour and 40 mins?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    I love myself; I want you to love me
    When I feel down; I want you above me
    I search myself; I want you to find me
    I forget myself; I want you to remind me

    ...do you touch yourself?

    Why does it not surprise me that one of the guys thought of this?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can we sing together, Sheila?

    Originally sin... an honest mistake...
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Aren't I blondie?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Why does it not surprise me that one of the guys thought of this?

    is the song not called..." I touch myself " the Divinyls...?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Nothing? Really? Gah.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I wish you all a nice night? I'm outtie
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    :smooched: Did those land in time? Have a good night, Dawn!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can we sing together, Sheila?

    Originally sin... an honest mistake...

    You love to make me choke on my popcorn, don't you?

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