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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    did she not get the memo that girl's don't fart?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    No Judging, you can go ahead and fart. Its okay.


    hey...was that a question?...shall I put you over my knee?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Hmmm? I keep getting distracted. Damn these fingertips.

    Will you please focus on the task at hand?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    If its spicy you may want to have it looked at


    hahahaha...but wait..I'm a vagaterian...doesn't that mean that I eat spicy meatless tacos?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Couldn't I make a fortune of this video?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Will you please focus on the task at hand?
    Which task would you prefer I focus my attention?

    Did you guys see my Freedom of Speech forum this morning? It got locked in 72 minutes. Boom.
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Is that coconut that I smell?
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    Couldn't I make a fortune of this video?

    What's it going to be rated again?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    would you tell us when your going to post a forum? I can always enjoy a good laugh
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you please focus on the task at hand?
    Which task would you prefer I focus my attention?

    Did you guys see my Freedom of Speech forum this morning? It got locked in 72 minutes. Boom.

    Are you ever going to hand me my shirt?
  • Fit2Skinnyme33
    Fit2Skinnyme33 Posts: 127 Member
    Girls don't Fart? Are they like sea gulls then?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will you buy it off my website? Ratings are overrated. ;)
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is fluff or poot a better term?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Girls don't Fart? Are they like sea gulls then?

    ****ting everwhere...?

    sheeting everywhere?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Are you ever going to hand me my shirt?
    No? Why would I do such a thing??
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is that coconut that I smell?

    Do you like that scent, Michael?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Girls don't Fart? Are they like sea gulls then?

    Didn't you know, we whisper in our panties?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Girls don't Fart? Are they like sea gulls then?

    Didn't you know girls toot?

    Or what Dawn said...that's my favorite.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you guys see my Freedom of Speech forum this morning? It got locked in 72 minutes. Boom.

    And they are still allowing you posting privileges?
  • Fit2Skinnyme33
    Fit2Skinnyme33 Posts: 127 Member
    Girls don't Fart? Are they like sea gulls then?

    ****ting everwhere...?

    sheeting everywhere?


    Do we poop?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    I've whispered into a few panties myself...can you imagine what they said back?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is that coconut that I smell?

    Do you like that scent, Michael?

    Does anyone else think this is just wrong right now? :laugh:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I've whispered into a few panties myself...can you imagine what they said back?
    An echo of your own voice?

    I rule.
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    hahaha....stop..that was when you whispered into my jockstrap...did you forget already?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can we try not to get this thread locked down too?
  • Fit2Skinnyme33
    Fit2Skinnyme33 Posts: 127 Member
    I've whispered into a few panties myself...can you imagine what they said back?
    An echo of your own voice?

    I rule.


    Did you find the hot dog in the hallway?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    I've whispered into a few panties myself...can you imagine what they said back?
    An echo of your own voice?

    I rule.


    Did you find the hot dog in the hallway?




    ouch!....are you a cork soaker?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Can we try not to get this thread locked down too?
    They lock down threads? Really? Must be awful people who start such strings.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do we need to lure you back into your cage?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    What's in it for me?
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