chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    You know I'm a lawyer not a cop, right?

    Why don't any pornos start-off with lawyers suing people?

    I know you are a lawyer and not cop..but doesn;t the whole handcuff thing make it more 70's porn like? Perhaps, we can create a modern porn where the Paralegals and the attorney are preparing for an upcoming courtcase??
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Was there sausage on that pizza?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You know I'm a lawyer not a cop, right?

    Why don't any pornos start-off with lawyers suing people?

    Have you not seen these? Aren't they the ones that start off with short skirts in an office with a hard wooden desk?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Was there sausage on that pizza?
    Kielbasa.

    Girls. Can you help me with my... briefs? (bow chica-wow-wow)
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Girls... Ready to take some dic... tation?

    l.jpg
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Did you know that I really missed you guys yesterday? :(
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Girls... Ready to take some dic... tation?

    l.jpg

    OMG! Haha! Is that Mikey with hair?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know that I really missed you guys yesterday? :(

    Where were you, Kat?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Did you know that I really missed you guys yesterday? :(

    Where were you, Kat?

    I don't even know, stupid work? Didn't I go out last night? But every time I did come on, it was like "where did everybody go?"
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I'll be around more later? I need to go for my run and then make some banana bread, want some?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    DID YOU SAY BANANA BREAD?!?!?!?

    Did you know that's one of my ultimate favorites? Especially if you add chocolate chips?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know it's one of my favorites too, isn't banana bread the bomb diggity?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Wait..all I heard was Banana...is Gorilla around???

    Kat..I love it when you are around. Don't you know you should take a vacay to the east coast of FL??? (as should Dawn, Gorilla, Sheila, Michelle, Pirate, and everonye of the CCZEs...)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can we have this meeting in February when I am azz deep in snow?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Can we have this meeting in February when I am azz deep in snow?

    Of course we can...Can't we?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Won't the pizza be stale by Feb?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Won't the pizza be stale by Feb?

    Can't you deliver a new pizza in February??? With extra sausage?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    What kind of crazy trouble could we possibly get into if we all took a vacation there?

    Should I start a savings jar labeled "Bail One of Our *kitten* Out"?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    What kind of crazy trouble could we possibly get into if we all took a vacation there?

    Should I start a savings jar labeled "Bail One of Our *kitten* Out"?

    Well for one isn't it a good thing that Gorilla is an attorney...? He could come in handy if we get into trouble, don't you think?
    Or he could come along for the ride and get into trouble with us..what do you think?

    And what kind of trouble can't we get into is the better question? With you, me, Dawn, and the other gals...I think it could be a REALLY good time...DOn't you?? :devil: :wink:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Haha, I gotta fly! See you all later?

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