chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    LOL, is that were you have been?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Why is it so cold in the office today?

    ISn't that obvious?? The boys want to see if you can cut glass...lol.
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    lol...how do you blow a popsicle stand??? lol...

    do you know that I just had my name legally changed to Popsicle Stand?

    Did you know my nickname back in high school was BJ? **get your mind out of the gutter, would you?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    lol...how do you blow a popsicle stand??? lol...

    do you know that I just had my name legally changed to Popsicle Stand?

    Did you know my nickname back in high school was BJ? **get your mind out of the gutter, would you?

    How did you know my mind was in the gutter?

    Wouldn't you like to know??? :wink:
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    can I say that I wish my name was Heywood....Heywood Jablowmey?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you take your shirt off so you can offer it to me, because I am cold?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    can I say that I wish my name was Heywood....Heywood Jablowmey?

    How many times can one legally change their name?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    can I say that I wish my name was Heywood....Heywood Jablowmey?


    And wouldn't you know, I wish my name was Anita Lottasex??
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    do you know my name is Hugh Jass and that's why I'm here?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Why is everyone cold? Did you know that it's a beautiful 73 degrees here right now?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can we all move in with you as you aobviously live in a more temperate climate?

    Do you want to sweat through 98 degree summers? With rain and humidity?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can we all move in with you as you aobviously live in a more temperate climate?

    Do you want to sweat through 98 degree summers? With rain and humidity?

    Oh, and did I mention that "summer" is like 80% of the year? :laugh:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can someone my age take that much heat and humidity year round?

    Didn't you know that people come to Florida to retire? :laugh:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    AW YEAH! What would you call that? Something that's similar to cougars? Grandpa-chaser?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    How about pistol for shooting off all the silver bullets?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Does a grandpa chaser prefer them hot as in good looking or hot as in suffering through 98 degree heat?

    Is "both" a valid answer?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Would you believe i'm 96?

    HOT DAMN. When are you moving down?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    GILF?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Grandpa I'd like to fan?, because it is 98 degrees out?

    Doesn't that make perfect sense?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning!!

    What have I missed today?
  • rpounds1957
    rpounds1957 Posts: 177 Member
    Would you be upset if you missed something important?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Is my dissapointment noticeable?

    Did you know I can smell the disappointment from here?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Good morning!!

    What have I missed today?

    Did you miss me?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Is my dissapointment noticeable?

    Did you know I can smell the disappointment from here?

    How can you smell anything with all those hot sweaty old retired people living all around you?

    You're right.. What the hell is that smell then?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning!!

    What have I missed today?

    Did you miss me?

    Did you know I miss all of you when I can't be on?

    Can I say hello to the new guy?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Would you be upset if you missed something important?

    did you know that would totally depend on what I missed?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Good morning!!

    What have I missed today?

    Did you miss me?

    Did you know I miss all of you when I can't be on?

    Can I say hello to the new guy?

    Yay, I love being missed! How is your day going so far?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Am I the new guy? Can I say hello back if I am?

    Yes you are, and yes you can! May I compliment you on your fine abs?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning!!

    What have I missed today?

    Did you miss me?

    Did you know I miss all of you when I can't be on?

    Can I say hello to the new guy?

    Yay, I love being missed! How is your day going so far?

    Can you tell I am very busy? Sidenote: And extremely tired!
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can you tell I am very busy? Sidenote: And extremely tired!

    Would you like to come take a nap with me? :)

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