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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    no, have you?

    Does that mean you haven't changed enough diapers?

    Can i get a high five on that one?

    more motor oil? This time on your hand?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    no, have you?

    Does that mean you haven't changed enough diapers?

    Are you saying only babies pee on people?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Ever been pee'd on?

    not peed but i'm *kitten* on at work every day
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Ever been pee'd on?

    not peed but i'm *kitten* on at work every day

    Is that because you're a Pats fan?

    I kid, I kid! ...Or do I?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Hi Will, Bye Will... will you have a good night?

    Headed out to my daughters football game! Night, All! :)
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    nite mandi pandi, enjoy
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Ever been pee'd on?

    not peed but i'm *kitten* on at work every day

    Is that because you're a Pats fan?

    I kid, I kid! ...Or do I?

    what did I do to deserve that? hmmmm oh greg whats a pat fan to do?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Ever been pee'd on?

    not peed but i'm *kitten* on at work every day

    Is that because you're a Pats fan?

    I kid, I kid! ...Or do I?

    what did I do to deserve that? hmmmm oh greg whats a pat fan to do?

    Was the first post I saw on this page from you a question or a statement? :wink:

    I'm sorry... How can I make it up to you?
  • willy0524
    willy0524 Posts: 1,897
    Ever been pee'd on?

    not peed but i'm *kitten* on at work every day

    Is that because you're a Pats fan?

    I kid, I kid! ...Or do I?

    what did I do to deserve that? hmmmm oh greg whats a pat fan to do?

    Was the first post I saw on this page from you a question or a statement? :wink:

    I'm sorry... How can I make it up to you?

    I forgot where I was, it should of read : not peed, did you know I get sh&t on every day at work??
    and kat i'll think of something for you to make it up.
    did you know that I dont hold a grudge? did you know thats for kids? oh did I forget who i was talking too?? :wink: :wink: :wink: just kiddin u know?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    I forgot where I was, it should of read : not peed, did you know I get sh&t on every day at work??
    and kat i'll think of something for you to make it up.
    did you know that I dont hold a grudge? did you know thats for kids? oh did I forget who i was talking too?? :wink: :wink: :wink: just kiddin u know?

    Should we just hug it out now? :happy:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Say it... Who's yer daddy?

    Don't you make me just want to slap you and hug you at the same time? :explode: :heart:
    Did you know I get that a lot? (I'm not joking.)
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did I just lose my position?
    Why are you avoiding the "who's yer daddy" question?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Say it... Who's yer daddy?

    Don't you make me just want to slap you and hug you at the same time? :explode: :heart:
    Did you know I get that a lot? (I'm not joking.)

    Just don't start grounding me again, okay?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Just don't start grounding me again, okay?
    You're grounded. Did you know that a girl once looked at me and said, "I'm not sure whether I want to punch you, or *kitten* you?"

    Hint: She didn't punch me.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did I just lose my position?
    Why are you avoiding the "who's yer daddy" question?

    Do I do that a lot?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did I just lose my position?
    Why are you avoiding the "who's yer daddy" question?

    Do I do that a lot?
    Yes. Why is that?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Just don't start grounding me again, okay?
    You're grounded. Did you know that a girl once looked at me and said, "I'm not sure whether I want to punch you, or *kitten* you?"

    Hint: She didn't punch me.

    WHY AM I GROUNDED THIS TIME?!

    Did you see my booty picture? Sorry about that.

    What on earth could YOU, of all people, have said to make a girl question whether or not she wants to punch you? :tongue:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did I just lose my position?
    Why are you avoiding the "who's yer daddy" question?

    Do I do that a lot?
    Yes. Why is that?

    Why do you ask so many questions?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    WHY AM I GROUNDED THIS TIME?!

    Did you see my booty picture? Sorry about that.

    What on earth could YOU, of all people, have said to make a girl question whether or not she wants to punch you? :tongue:
    No comment. Is it not obvious to everyone that I ooze warmth and love?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    $115 do you know what that is?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    WHY AM I GROUNDED THIS TIME?!

    Did you see my booty picture? Sorry about that.

    What on earth could YOU, of all people, have said to make a girl question whether or not she wants to punch you? :tongue:
    No comment. Is it not obvious to everyone that I ooze warmth and love?

    Is that ooze sticky?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    $115 do you know what that is?

    Good for one roll in the hay with you? :happy: :heart:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why do you ask so many questions?
    Is it not a specific prescribed, allocated and required parameter of the forum string?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    By the way, did any of you look at the thing I posted in the private group?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    By the way, did any of you look at the thing I posted in the private group?

    LMAO, The words with friends thing? That is awesome! You and Mikey rule.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    By the way, did any of you look at the thing I posted in the private group?
    What private group?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why do you ask so many questions?
    Is it not a specific prescribed, allocated and required parameter of the forum string?

    How did I fail to notice this earlier?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    How did I fail to notice this earlier?
    Blonde?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Have you seen past pictures of me?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Have you seen past pictures of me?
    No?
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