chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Quote:I do believe that gets lots of guys in to trouble. lol
    Nice as the sentimental tokens are I'd rather have a sincere repentance. Meaning, they acknowledge the mistake and don't do it again!

    @ Mandy....

    Amen Sista.....Right?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know how badly I want to spank you right now, you bad bad gorilla?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Quote:I do believe that gets lots of guys in to trouble. lol

    Nice as the sentimental tokens are I'd rather have a sincere repentance. Meaning, they acknowledge the mistake and don't do it again!

    @ Mandy....

    Amen Sista.....Right?

    Can I second this Chelle?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Who is still around playing?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Can you believe they "forgot" to change my oil today??? Forgot.....WTF??? Did they think I just need a place to park my car for the day??? OMG!!! (*@#$^& )(#*$*&%() )#($*#*^^(#!!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

    So guess who will be crawling under her car tonight and changing her own oil?? F F F!!!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    What is this place?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    If I were to help you could I leave Oil hand prints on your buttookas?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    *gooses Mandy*
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    *gooses Mandy*

    Can you put this in the form of a question?

    Time for me to go...Computer down at home! Will catch you all tomorrow.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    *bends into the expected goose*

    Oh Pirate, I didn't see you there. How you dooin?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why do I have to put it in a question? I didn't say anything. I just goosed her.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Mandy Are you still working like a good girl?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    I am in such a bind now.....Do you know that I'd even let you leave handprints uptop in the front as well??
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    So I get to put my hands on you and Mandy? How lucky am I? Mandy you mind a little motor oil?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Say it... Who's yer daddy?

    Don't you make me just want to slap you and hug you at the same time? :explode: :heart:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    can you just slap me?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Slap your butt, right?

    x smack x Who's your mama?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Slap your butt, right?

    x smack x Who's your mama?

    girl you know you just scored high points right? So was Mr. Wood just his stage name?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Marking territory?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    who's peeing?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Marking territory?

    Ew, who's marking?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Could it be via a hickey instead of peeing?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did I just lose my position?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    have you ever heard this song?

    Nobody does it better
    Nobody does it beter
    Nobody does iiiiitttt quite as good as you
    baby you're the best.

    Where were you today Dawn?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Ever been pee'd on?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    no, have you?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    no, have you?

    Does that mean you haven't changed enough diapers?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    no, have you?

    Does that mean you haven't changed enough diapers?

    Can i get a high five on that one?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    isn't 1 enough? Can I say from time to time it came close, but Still no. Wifey on the other hand....Well lets just say that her odds were higher than mine
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    no, have you?

    Does that mean you haven't changed enough diapers?

    btw did you ever think you were in danger of losing your position? SMH
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