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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Kat, do you know how nice that sounds right now?


    BTW: What doesDH stand for? It is driving me batty cause I don't know.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Am I the new guy? Can I say hello back if I am?

    Yes you are, and yes you can! May I compliment you on your fine abs?

    Would a blush be an inappropriate thanks for such a kind compliment?

    That will do! But why blush? You should be proud!
  • rpounds1957
    rpounds1957 Posts: 177 Member
    Am I not the new guy? And why can't I smell that smell?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Kat, do you know how nice that sounds right now?


    BTW: What doesDH stand for? It is driving me batty cause I don't know.

    I thought it stood for "dear husband"? Or *kitten* husband? Idk..
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    or could it be D*ck Head?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Am I not the new guy? And why can't I smell that smell?

    Will you forgive me for not including you in my greeting?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    or could it be D*ck Head?

    Is that what kind of husband you are? :cry:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Thank you all for your input on th e DH! Those are all very good answers.

    May I be excused for lunch? My tummy is talking to me.
  • conservativek
    conservativek Posts: 74 Member
    I can haz cheeseburger?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Kat, do you know how nice that sounds right now?


    BTW: What doesDH stand for? It is driving me batty cause I don't know.

    I thought it stood for "dear husband"? Or *kitten* husband? Idk..

    I always thought it referenced devoted husband, but am I too old to understand internet lingo?

    Does that make me old, or stupid? I guess I just always assumed it was _______ husband?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    or could it be D*ck Head?

    Is that what kind of husband you are? :cry:

    Hahaha..I don't know the context of which you are speaking in, but no I am not that to my wife. Can I tell you that a local radio Station around here used to have a DHOD Award everyday? D*ck Head of the Day....that is what made me think of it.

    Why would you cry is I was that kind of husband? Do you secretly want to marry me?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    or could it be D*ck Head?

    Is that what kind of husband you are? :cry:

    Hahaha..I don't know the context of which you are speaking in, but no I am not that to my wife. Can I tell you that a local radio Station around here used to have a DHOD Award everyday? D*ck Head of the Day....that is what made me think of it.

    Why would you cry is I was that kind of husband? Do you secretly want to marry me?

    What if I did?

    Did you ever win* the DHOD Award? :laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are we allowed to keep secrets around here?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Are we allowed to keep secrets around here?

    What are you keeping from me? I thought we shared everything?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do I look like I have anything to hide?
  • MD1978
    MD1978 Posts: 477 Member
    Who doesn't have anything to hide?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Then who is keeping secrets?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What are you hiding?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Actually, who REVEALED a secret? Is that the problem?

    Was it me?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    or could it be D*ck Head?

    Is that what kind of husband you are? :cry:

    Hahaha..I don't know the context of which you are speaking in, but no I am not that to my wife. Can I tell you that a local radio Station around here used to have a DHOD Award everyday? D*ck Head of the Day....that is what made me think of it.

    Why would you cry is I was that kind of husband? Do you secretly want to marry me?

    What if I did?

    Did you ever win* the DHOD Award? :laugh:

    No but should we Award it to some people when necessary?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Who would know if I kept it a secret?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why doesn't Mikey like us anymore?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Where would Dawn hide anything in a bikini and heels at work?

    Did you forget I am wearing your shirt?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    What if I did?

    Did you ever win* the DHOD Award? :laugh:
    No but should we Award it to some people when necessary?

    Do you know what happens when you google image "****head award"? Can I ever un-see that?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Want your shirt back?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Why doesn't Mikey like us anymore?

    He's still playing the Hanging with Friends game with me.. Should I ask him?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Shouldn't Gorilla be demanding his lunch pretty soon?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why am I cold again?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Want your shirt back?

    Are you a clothes monger? You got Mikey's Skinny Pants and Now New guys Shirt.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Why am I cold again?

    Can I warm you up?
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