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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Can I say I'm not sure what sucks worse, heavy squats or looking at this forum on my phone?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Didn't Angela say to leave a quarter at the scene?

    No, Pom did.
    Did Angela say porn?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Didn't Angela say to leave a quarter at the scene?

    No, I thought pom did?.

    Can you put that in question form?

    happy?

    anyone else having a lower than normal thresh hold for stupidity kinda day?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I say I'm not sure what sucks worse, heavy squats or looking at this forum on my phone?
    Would you know it is easier to flip while squatting than it is with the phone? :sad:
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Didn't Angela say to leave a quarter at the scene?

    No, I thought pom did?.

    Can you put that in question form?

    happy?

    anyone else having a lower than normal thresh hold for stupidity kinda day?

    Would you believe that is every day for me?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I say I'm not sure what sucks worse, heavy squats or looking at this forum on my phone?

    Don't you see we're watching you watching us? Now back to the squats so you can come and play!
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Can someone catch me as I pass out?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I say I'm not sure what sucks worse, heavy squats or looking at this forum on my phone?

    Don't you see we're watching you watching us? Now back to the squats so you can come and play!

    I'm liking the visual in my head, how about you Mandi?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can someone catch me as I pass out?

    Do you know I am CPR certified? Shall I wear my nurses uniform?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I say I'm not sure what sucks worse, heavy squats or looking at this forum on my phone?

    Don't you see we're watching you watching us? Now back to the squats so you can come and play!

    I'm liking the visual in my head, how about you Mandi?

    Should I tend to his body, I mean health first?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you know I posted that visual comment before he said he would pass out?

    Will you forgive me?

    I'm not CPR certified anymore, but I wouldn't mind giving him some mouth to mouth :wink:
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Did you know I posted that visual comment before he said he would pass out?

    Will you forgive me?

    I'm not CPR certified anymore, but I wouldn't mind giving him some mouth to mouth :wink:


    mmm...mouth to mouth?

    anyone else appreciate a mouth to mouth?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Didn't Angela say to leave a quarter at the scene?

    No, I thought pom did?.

    Can you put that in question form?

    happy?

    anyone else having a lower than normal thresh hold for stupidity kinda day?

    Would you believe that is every day for me?

    Hey Jer!! So it's like that in Canada too??
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    You doubt it? Sadly, are there not really, really stupid people everywhere?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Didn't Angela say to leave a quarter at the scene?

    No, I thought pom did?.

    Can you put that in question form?

    happy?

    anyone else having a lower than normal thresh hold for stupidity kinda day?

    Would you believe that is every day for me?

    lower than normal for -you-? hahaha.
    someone on facebook bascially asked me why I'm asking local peeps for a good thai restaurant suggestion...cuz what? I'm gonna drive 3 days to get to one in Cali?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    And might I wish you a hello as well?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I shake your hand?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member

    lower than normal for -you-? hahaha.
    someone on facebook bascially asked me why I'm asking local peeps for a good thai restaurant suggestion...cuz what? I'm gonna drive 3 days to get to one in Cali?
    Does this remind anyone else of "here's your sign" comedy sketch from Bill Engval?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    You doubt it? Sadly, are there not really, really stupid people everywhere?

    I KNOW!!

    what's the stupidest question/response you've gotten lately?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Is this line waiting to give CPR to me or to get CPR from Mandi?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Can I shake your hand?

    Mine? Surely that would be alright?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is this line waiting to give CPR to me or to get CPR from Mandi?

    Aren't I tending to you? Were you faking it?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    You doubt it? Sadly, are there not really, really stupid people everywhere?

    I KNOW!!

    what's the stupidest question/response you've gotten lately?

    Hmm, I work in finance, so wouldn't there be too many to keep track of?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I shake your hand?

    Mine? Surely that would be alright?

    Weren't you holding yours out?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Can I shake your hand?

    Mine? Surely that would be alright?

    Weren't you holding yours out?

    Indeed I was, forgive my slow moment?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member

    lower than normal for -you-? hahaha.
    someone on facebook bascially asked me why I'm asking local peeps for a good thai restaurant suggestion...cuz what? I'm gonna drive 3 days to get to one in Cali?
    Does this remind anyone else of "here's your sign" comedy sketch from Bill Engval?

    do you know how much I love Bill Engval?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Using a coat hanger to try to unlock my car - guy walking by says "hey buddy, you locked out of your car?"..........



    Ah, nope, it's wet. Thought I would hang it out to dry for a bit!


    Can I say I borrowed that line and I am sort of hoping to use it some day?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Is this line waiting to give CPR to me or to get CPR from Mandi?

    Aren't I tending to you? Were you faking it?

    Can I answer later?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Speaking of stupid people though, would you believe that whenever I go shopping in a suit, people always come up to me asking where to find some random item, or ask me if I am security, and I have this little internal debate on how exactly to answer them?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    If you're going to insist on calling me something that isn't my name, can you at least shorten it to Angel? Would you believe that was almost my name, anyway, but then my father decided to name me after a torch singer at the King's Grant Inn lounge?
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