chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

mandipandi75

Is this line waiting to give CPR to me or to get CPR from Mandi?

Aren't I tending to you? Were you faking it?

Can I answer later?

How can I say no, when your arm looks at me that way?

bigphatcat

If you're going to insist on calling me something that isn't my name, can you at least shorten it to Angel? Would you believe that was almost my name, anyway, but then my father decided to name me after a torch singer at the King's Grant Inn lounge?

off of 128?

PomegranatePriestess

If you're going to insist on calling me something that isn't my name, can you at least shorten it to Angel? Would you believe that was almost my name, anyway, but then my father decided to name me after a torch singer at the King's Grant Inn lounge?

off of 128?

Was there any other?

magj0y

Speaking of stupid people though, would you believe that whenever I go shopping in a suit, people always come up to me asking where to find some random item, or ask me if I am security, and I have this little internal debate on how exactly to answer them?

Would anyone else find this funny?

figure out what aisle the tampons are and have that as your standard answer.
As for security say "why? why do you want to know? were you going to steal something?"

bigphatcat

<<<<<Who wants to put their mouth on this? My fav Friday question

PomegranatePriestess

Speaking of stupid people though, would you believe that whenever I go shopping in a suit, people always come up to me asking where to find some random item, or ask me if I am security, and I have this little internal debate on how exactly to answer them?

Perhaps you missed your calling? Have you considered a career in Security?

mandipandi75

Isn't randomness awesome?

Gremlinz

Speaking of stupid people though, would you believe that whenever I go shopping in a suit, people always come up to me asking where to find some random item, or ask me if I am security, and I have this little internal debate on how exactly to answer them?

Would anyone else find this funny?

figure out what aisle the tampons are and have that as your standard answer.
As for security say "why? why do you want to know? were you going to steal something?"

Do you think maybe I can be forgiven for occasionally wanting to go off on them after it happens 5 times during one grocery trip?

*Sir, we saw you, please take the cabbage out of your drawers....*

magj0y

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how about this instead?

Gremlinz

Speaking of stupid people though, would you believe that whenever I go shopping in a suit, people always come up to me asking where to find some random item, or ask me if I am security, and I have this little internal debate on how exactly to answer them?

Perhaps you missed your calling? Have you considered a career in Security?

Would you believe I am not nearly intimidating enough to be security?

Gremlinz

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how about this instead?

Hahahaha, when I first saw, the image hadn't loaded and the arrow was pointing at your pic... wanna guess what was going through my mind?

PomegranatePriestess

Do you think maybe I can be forgiven for occasionally wanting to go off on them after it happens 5 times during one grocery trip?

Are you considering taking the Mandi approach (punch to the throat)? If so, may I suggest picking up a roll of quarters before your next trip?

Gremlinz

Would not a bottle of Balsamic vinegar work just as well? More satisfying perhaps?

PomegranatePriestess

Would you believe I am not nearly intimidating enough to be security?

Would you have ever considered Matt Damon intimidating before the Bourne Identity?

Gremlinz

Would you believe I am not nearly intimidating enough to be security?

Would you have ever considered Matt Damon intimidating before the Bourne Identity?

No, but isn't he waaaay hotter than me? And didn't he have guns?

Determinednoob

I'll throw my hat in the ring for complaining about stupid people. Why does someone always want to do some Swiss ball exercise 2 feet from where I am doing Power Cleans?

mandipandi75

I'll throw my hat in the ring for complaining about stupid people. Why does someone always want to do some Swiss ball exercise 2 feet from where I am doing Power Cleans?

Maybe they want a better view?

PomegranatePriestess

No, but isn't he waaaay hotter than me? And didn't he have guns?

Since when did hot equal intimidating? And don't you think that there are plenty of security jobs that might require firearms?

More to the point: how can anyone answer the question when you have taken down all the actual photos of yourself?

Gremlinz

No, but isn't he waaaay hotter than me? And didn't he have guns?

Since when did hot equal intimidating? And don't you think that there are plenty of security jobs that might require firearms?

More to the point: how can anyone answer the question when you have taken down all the actual photos of yourself?

How can I maintain the secrecy of my identity, and that aura of mystery, if there are pictures of me everywhere?

Gremlinz

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And how do you know I don't actually look like this?

PomegranatePriestess

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And how do you know I don't actually look like this?

Come to think of it, didn't I see you in the forums bragging about your "no water/no food after midnight" diet?!?

Gremlinz

Perhaps if someone fed or watered me after midnight, I might turn into Matt Damon?

magj0y

matt damon?

magj0y

Perhaps if someone fed or watered me after midnight, I might turn into Matt Damon?

who hasn't seen the gremlins? what was your favorite scene?

magj0y

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And how do you know I don't actually look like this?

are you cuter?

magj0y

Perhaps if someone fed or watered me after midnight, I might turn into Matt Damon?

what actor do you think you look like?

PomegranatePriestess

Has anybody seen Dawn?

GorillaEsq

Dawn who?

magj0y

who? I think she left us?

magj0y

who? I think she left us?

how long are you back for mr. G