chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Moist isn't so bad, but doesn't c.u.n.t.and *kitten* just sound horrible?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Is everyone on here kissing?

    Would you believe I am off to bed so I can get up at 4 am? :)
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Does someone want to kiss my *kitten*? Where is Gorilla?

    Did you take a shower after your run today?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Can I bid you sweet dreams Leah?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Can I wish you a good night, Leah?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Is everyone on here kissing?

    Would you believe I am off to bed so I can get up at 4 am? :)

    Will you have a good night Yummy Mommy?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    .....
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    who knows my favorite word?

    Can I whisper "sweat" in your ear?

    :drinker: :love: :smooched: :heart:

    What can I do for my goddess?

    Did you think I forgot?
  • ChelseaYepThatsMe
    ChelseaYepThatsMe Posts: 457
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    Do i even want to ask whats going on here?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Does someone want to kiss my *kitten*? Where is Gorilla?

    Did you take a shower after your run today?

    Do you know how excited I am about my run time today? Did you see I killed it?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    If I watch Last House on the Left, am I gonna wish I hadn't?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Do i even want to ask whats going on here?

    Did you know you would be the third person tonight to ask?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    who knows my favorite word?

    Can I whisper "sweat" in your ear?

    :drinker: :love: :smooched: :heart:

    What can I do for my goddess?

    Did you think I forgot?

    No, but do you think Angelina Jolie still likes it when someone says she's beautiful? Just like You Sheila Mandi and Leah?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Does someone want to kiss my *kitten*? Where is Gorilla?

    Did you take a shower after your run today?

    Do you know how excited I am about my run time today? Did you see I killed it?

    I am proud of you, but are you gonna have the gorilla kiss your sweaty *kitten*?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    @ MY phatcat....What woman wouldn't love that?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Don't you think the gorilla decided to eat a snack and take a nap? Not sure kissing my *kitten* was on the top of his list?
  • ChelseaYepThatsMe
    ChelseaYepThatsMe Posts: 457
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    Do i even want to ask whats going on here?

    Did you know you would be the third person tonight to ask?
    Did you know i didn't know that?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Can I welcome you to this conversation?
  • ChelseaYepThatsMe
    ChelseaYepThatsMe Posts: 457
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    Can you make me not bored?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Do you know that is the mission of this thread?

    Once the day crew goes to bed, there is also a night crew. I'm sure they will enjoy your company too.

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