chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
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    DID YOU KNOW KIDS WILL MAKE YOU CRAZY ???
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Yes, I am quite aware...LMBO

    Wouldn't you say they are worth it?

    This stomach bug started with my youngest child. Bless his heart it hit him at 4 am, and he didn't make it to the bathroom. He knocked on my door butt naked..."I sorry mommy, I just couldn't make it and I pooped everywhere" I told him it was okay, and cleaned up, the bathroom and the carpet...he was sound asleep again in less than 5 mins.
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
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    Does anyone want to do my English paper for me?
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
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    does anybody want to work for me tonight ???
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Can I go back to sleep?
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
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    Can I go home ???
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Would you like to go home?
  • AliDarling
    AliDarling Posts: 373
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    why?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Dont you know that she is sleepy?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    Nice legs Jones.....Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them , why ?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    is it because it is warm there?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Maybe because they are a creature of habit?comfort? haha
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    can I say that would be one habit that I will never want to break?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Can I say I already knew this? lol
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    YOU SURE CAN SAY THAT...will you help me to not break that habit??
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
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    Can I tell you all that I wish I had nice legs? But alas...I was blessed with 2 OTHER assests....wasn't I?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    Dont you know that I would never ask you to break that habit?

    Arent assests wonderful?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,802 Member
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    did everyone fall off the planet?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Good morning!!!

    Don't you know I am glad we all have nice assets of some sort? Care to guess what mine is? (or at leat what I have been told)
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
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    Good morning!!!

    Don't you know I am glad we all have nice assets of some sort? Care to guess what mine is? (or at leat what I have been told)

    Sheila, something tells me that you and I share similar assets...am I right???

    I think everyone should share what they think are their assets...don't you think?

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