chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Wouldn't be the same person who blew up the ice maker in my fridge causing a minor flood this morning?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Or made me sick?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Which one of you f*ckers put ants in my office???

    are they chocolate covered?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Or stole my keys?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    IS there a true little chocolate covered zombie elf going around causing havoc amongst us??? Missing keys, leaky fridges, germs floating around??? Oh no...
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Can't you read? ANTS! ANTS, d@mn it! They invaded the front desk's stash of TootsiePops! Oooh the humanity!
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Can't you read? ANTS! ANTS, d@mn it! They invaded the front desk's stash of TootsiePops! Oooh the humanity!

    Well then where the heck are my Pants?!?!?!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can't you read? ANTS! ANTS, d@mn it! They invaded the front desk's stash of TootsiePops! Oooh the humanity!

    So that's where I left those pops!!

    Is it safe to say they are not salvagable?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    How many licks?...
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you not know that pants are forbidden in my office? True story.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    How many licks?...
    A tha-ree?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    You wear a skirt?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You wear a skirt?

    :laugh:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    are you Scottish?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Did you not know that pants are forbidden in my office? True story.

    So should I wear a skirt..or just a bikini bottom???
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you not know that pants are forbidden in my office? True story.

    Really? Pics please?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    OMG, is that Air Supply playing on the overhead? May I have a moment of silence please?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Have you ever belched so loud that it shook your vision because your eyes actually vibrated?

    Then I blamed the secretary
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you think now's her chance to get even?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    do you know I would expect nothing less?

    are you on the couch in your Jammies?

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