chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Didn't you see I noticed the mouthgasm?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Define proper and meaningful? Does enthusiasm count?

    If only you could see the visual playing out in my head of an overly enthusiastic gremlin. Would you be laughing as well???
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Or wondering how I could improve on the technique?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Would some one please pull my car around to the back and park it in the garage? It is raining and windy and down right nasty outside tonight.
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Might I be so privileged?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Or wondering how I could improve on the technique?

    Are you a man that could take direction well? If delivered in a kind, helpful, enjoyable way?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Honestly, would you believe I frequently request but never receive?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Insructions or dessert?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Both? Did you know that instructions are always appreciated?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Wouldn't instruction benefit both of the participants?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Do you know, that is what I have always said all along? Would you believe that stupid girls are incapable of it?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Sometimes girls are completely silly aren't they? If they only knew what kind of potential they are missing out on!!! If it isn't enjoyable and fun, why freaking bother....So you might as well do what you can to get it there, right? As long as you have made it clear that doing so wouldn't hurt your feelings and you don't react negatively when they do, what's the problem?

    Do you want me to talk to them?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Or you could provide some pointers?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Do you know what my consultation fees are? :bigsmile: lol hahaha
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Can we negotiate an alternate method of payment?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Rum and sea bass?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    And, I will throw in dessert for free?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Well doesn't that sound like a hell of a deal???

    And on that note....May I bid you a good night Jer?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Didja know I was just gonna say the same thing (0530 comes early, eveon on the West Coast)?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Will you please sleep well then? Talk to you in the morning!
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Might I wish the same to you
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Did I miss another pie conversation on here? What is wrong with my timing lately?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    You know I actually thought I would be the first one in today? Damnit.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    did someone say..... *Mikey looks around cautiously*.... Pie?:devil:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    I thought they said "fly"? As in, your fly is down.

    What's up, Mikey? :smile:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Poontang Pie?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Poontang Pie?

    Is that like a Moon Pie or...?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Is it a dessert best enjoyed in bed?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Only if it involves whip cream?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    what about nuts? Would you like Nuts and whip cream with your poontang pie?

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