chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Jer, didn't you tell me once that you all don't have thin bagels in Canada?

    Jess, that is how I cut the calories, I use the thin bagels instead of the regular kind.
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Mikey can i wax your chest? even if i do enjoy what appears to be a tube top of man chest hair :laugh:

    did you know that my girl likes the chest hair?

    Well then it is a good thing that you maintain that perfect tubetop of chest hair isnt it?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    What do you compete in?

    Jer you are in Canada too? how spectacular.

    I currently show Dressage but im slowly being pushed into Eventing because the horse i bought last year would do much better as an eventer. Do you know what either of those things are?

    I am not a huge fan of bagels... i wouldnt eat them in a box i wouldnt eat them with a fox.
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Jer, didn't you tell me once that you all don't have thin bagels in Canada?

    Jess, that is how I cut the calories, I use the thin bagels instead of the regular kind.

    Nay, didn't I tell you we don't have crazy popcorn here?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Pirate is this a movie that i should be watching? is it scary?

    Tis the Halloween Season isn't it?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    EFF yeah! do you all see that i am the first one on this page? have i not been trying for 2 days?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    im a big baby when it comes to horror movies, did you know that while watching paranormal activity 3 i had someone tell me everything that was about to happen and i hid under a blanket for 60% of the movie?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    What do you compete in?

    Jer you are in Canada too? how spectacular.

    I currently show Dressage but im slowly being pushed into Eventing because the horse i bought last year would do much better as an eventer. Do you know what either of those things are?

    I am not a huge fan of bagels... i wouldnt eat them in a box i wouldnt eat them with a fox.

    Yes, Jer is in Victoria.

    And yes, I do know what both of those things are. I watched all of the equestrian Olympic stuff, and watch all of the Spruce Meadows events as well.... My wife was a top junior Hunter/Jumper. I keep promising to take her to Calgary for the Fall Classic, but who has the time?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    I go to spruce meadows every year for the masters. One of me best friends was regional champion in Hunter Jumper a few years back in B.C.
    I am impressed most people have no clue what it is that i do.

    Does she still ride?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    did you know my girl rides!?


    boo yah!!! Im here all week!
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    I go to spruce meadows every year for the masters. One of me best friends was regional champion in Hunter Jumper a few years back in B.C.
    I am impressed most people have no clue what it is that i do.

    Does she still ride?

    Not as much. She had a string of three bad horses starting when she was 18, and stopped competing. She still rides once or twice a week, but between work and everthing else. Do you know how hard it is to find room for boxes of ribbons, plates, and coolers? Did you know I have been arguing for years that coolers and blankets are really only jackets for horses?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    did you know my girl rides!?


    boo yah!!! Im here all week!

    Can one get whiplash from shakin there head to much? :tongue:
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    did you know that all the extra coolers we have at home we use at blankets for watching T.V? they make great blankets.

    She doesnt like the jackets for horses theory? i agree with you, rain jackets, winter jackets its all the same.

    MikeyD didnt they make a song about it? a lot of the young girls at the barn will play it while they are training and it makes me snicker because they clearly dont get the context of the song.
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Nay, do you know how many head shakes I have gotten from "horse people" when I ask if they want me to put a jacket on the horse when I am done brushing it, etc?????
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    What is wrong with me this morning? I am taking everything being said and making it dirty!!!! I think I left my mind somewhere.....:noway:
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    i would laugh and say yeah put his winter one on and make sure that you put the hood on.


    Are horse people not rediculous? Did you know that i grew up riding western? that must be why i am not the typical hoyty toyty(how the hell do you spell that) Equestrian.
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    What is wrong with me this morning? I am taking everything being said and making it dirty!!!! I think I left my mind somewhere.....:noway:

    when he says jackets are you thinking condoms? ha ha could that be viewed as a form of jacket?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    What is wrong with me this morning? I am taking everything being said and making it dirty!!!! I think I left my mind somewhere.....:noway:

    HERE!!! look at me! I am dirty aren't I?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Nay, do you know how many head shakes I have gotten from "horse people" when I ask if they want me to put a jacket on the horse when I am done brushing it, etc?????

    :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:

    read that endoendually <-- butchered said word

    and you will crack up like me ya know?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    What is wrong with me this morning? I am taking everything being said and making it dirty!!!! I think I left my mind somewhere.....:noway:

    when he says jackets are you thinking condoms? ha ha could that be viewed as a form of jacket?

    I just have a whole routine of dirty horse references, sweaty rub downs, jackets, riding, etc etc going through my head. I am serious, I could be on stage right now with a 20 min set!!! But do you know it isn't just on this thread? Do you think I've rolled it over into my work place too?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    What is wrong with me this morning? I am taking everything being said and making it dirty!!!! I think I left my mind somewhere.....:noway:

    when he says jackets are you thinking condoms? ha ha could that be viewed as a form of jacket?

    I just have a whole routine of dirty horse references, sweaty rub downs, jackets, riding, etc etc going through my head. I am serious, I could be on stage right now with a 20 min set!!! But do you know it isn't just on this thread? Do you think I've rolled it over into my work place too?

    do you need to get um.. whats a nice way of putting it... um... Layed?:happy:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    i would laugh and say yeah put his winter one on and make sure that you put the hood on.


    Are horse people not rediculous? Did you know that i grew up riding western? that must be why i am not the typical hoyty toyty(how the hell do you spell that) Equestrian.

    Did you know that I am a western style rider too? I never got into anything for "sport" so to speak....it was all for working cattle and such.
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    being an equestrian do you know what type of jokes i get?

    one of my friends used to ask me constantly if i rode bareback and when i responded yes he would laugh histarically... i didnt get what was so funny about riding bareback this went on for months when he finally told me that he was implying sex without a condom... do you know how dumb i felt? lol :laugh:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    What is wrong with me this morning? I am taking everything being said and making it dirty!!!! I think I left my mind somewhere.....:noway:

    when he says jackets are you thinking condoms? ha ha could that be viewed as a form of jacket?

    I just have a whole routine of dirty horse references, sweaty rub downs, jackets, riding, etc etc going through my head. I am serious, I could be on stage right now with a 20 min set!!! But do you know it isn't just on this thread? Do you think I've rolled it over into my work place too?

    do you need to get um.. whats a nice way of putting it... um... Layed?:happy:

    Should I get back to you in about 14 hours and let you know if that solved my mind in the gutter problem or just made it worse? Or maybe the mind in the gutter will make the "solution" better? :wink:
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Cowgirl up?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    i do believe cowboy up is a more appealing phrase? dont you agree?

    :laugh:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Cowgirl up?

    ^^^^ May I tell you all what a good friend Dr. Jones is?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    May I blush and say thanks pirate ?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    How are you today Dr. ? Would you beleive I'm still in the fog?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Cowgirl reverse?