chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can't you see that I wear heels to work everyday? Although, I am not sure I could get away with wearing my bikini?

    Wouldn't you get a promotion if you wore heels and a bikini to work?
    Do you think I would have better luck if you were my boss?

    Would you have a problem working under me? (sorry, couldn't resist)

    Is that what you call my bonus?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Dawn...can I see you in my office right now young lady?

    Do I need to close the door?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Dawn...can I see you in my office right now young lady?

    Do I need to close the door?

    Yes...and would you lock it too?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    No, does that mean I don't get my bonus?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Dawn...can I see you in my office right now young lady?

    Do I need to close the door?

    Yes...and would you lock it too?

    Why are you looking at me like that?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    of course not....your fired...will you say hello to Fred on your way out?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is it fair that I asked for the bonus and you are the one who got the raise? :tongue:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Geee....could you say "shut out" and rejected??? (walks away with sad face...)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can you see I wasn't expecting your raise to be that big?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Geee....could you say "shut out" and rejected??? (walks away with sad face...)

    Should we blow this popsicle stand and go belly up to a bar somewhere?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Geee....could you say "shut out" and rejected??? (walks away with sad face...)

    Should we blow this popsicle stand and go belly up to a bar somewhere?

    lol...how do you blow a popsicle stand??? lol...

    Can we belly up to a bar and do body shots off hot cabana boys?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can we belly up to a bar and do body shots off hot cabana boys?

    Would I ever say no to this?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Does a happy wife = a happy life?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Isn't that obvious?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why is it so cold in the office today?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    So are the romantics who say love overcomes all obstacles wrong?

    Do you think they ever did a Spartan Race?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why is it so cold in the office today?

    Is it because you are wearing a bikni?

    :laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    So are the romantics who say love overcomes all obstacles wrong?

    What do you think?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You want me to talk to myself? Will you look at me funny?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    lol...how do you blow a popsicle stand??? lol...

    do you know that I just had my name legally changed to Popsicle Stand?

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