chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    LOL, is that were you have been?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Why is it so cold in the office today?

    ISn't that obvious?? The boys want to see if you can cut glass...lol.
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    lol...how do you blow a popsicle stand??? lol...

    do you know that I just had my name legally changed to Popsicle Stand?

    Did you know my nickname back in high school was BJ? **get your mind out of the gutter, would you?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    lol...how do you blow a popsicle stand??? lol...

    do you know that I just had my name legally changed to Popsicle Stand?

    Did you know my nickname back in high school was BJ? **get your mind out of the gutter, would you?

    How did you know my mind was in the gutter?

    Wouldn't you like to know??? :wink:
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    can I say that I wish my name was Heywood....Heywood Jablowmey?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you take your shirt off so you can offer it to me, because I am cold?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    can I say that I wish my name was Heywood....Heywood Jablowmey?

    How many times can one legally change their name?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    can I say that I wish my name was Heywood....Heywood Jablowmey?


    And wouldn't you know, I wish my name was Anita Lottasex??
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    do you know my name is Hugh Jass and that's why I'm here?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Why is everyone cold? Did you know that it's a beautiful 73 degrees here right now?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can we all move in with you as you aobviously live in a more temperate climate?

    Do you want to sweat through 98 degree summers? With rain and humidity?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can we all move in with you as you aobviously live in a more temperate climate?

    Do you want to sweat through 98 degree summers? With rain and humidity?

    Oh, and did I mention that "summer" is like 80% of the year? :laugh:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can someone my age take that much heat and humidity year round?

    Didn't you know that people come to Florida to retire? :laugh:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    AW YEAH! What would you call that? Something that's similar to cougars? Grandpa-chaser?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    How about pistol for shooting off all the silver bullets?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Does a grandpa chaser prefer them hot as in good looking or hot as in suffering through 98 degree heat?

    Is "both" a valid answer?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Would you believe i'm 96?

    HOT DAMN. When are you moving down?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    GILF?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Grandpa I'd like to fan?, because it is 98 degrees out?

    Doesn't that make perfect sense?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning!!

    What have I missed today?

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