If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

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  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    Strawberry Short Cake
    Oh that is pretty effin cute.. and tasty!
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    Ive been told I could go by my full Facebook name: Karalopolous McKitten......I suppose it'll do
  • KellyMirth
    KellyMirth Posts: 153
    Busty le Doux. There used to be a restaurant in Omaha named Butsy le Doux that I always thought would be better served as a stripper name with just the switch of those two letters.
  • ladyfox1979
    ladyfox1979 Posts: 405 Member
    Stripperella
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    <~~~~~ Pork Chop..... And I'm trimmin' the fat!
  • Puggy33
    Puggy33 Posts: 300
    Jack Golf

    :drinker:
  • Excellentia
    Excellentia Posts: 182
    Sexual Chocolate! :blushing:
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    naked_b!itch
  • reaolliemama
    reaolliemama Posts: 483 Member
    Fantasia Heaven- Shock

    A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    B. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

    1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a = Chesty
    b = Fantasia
    c = Starr
    d = Diamond
    e = Montana
    f = Angel
    g = Sugar
    h = Mimi
    i = Lola
    j =Kitty
    k = Roxie
    l = Dallas
    m = Princess
    n = Heidi
    o = Bambi
    p= Bunny
    q = Brandy
    r = Sugar
    s = Candy
    t = Raquelle
    u = Sapphire
    v = Cinnamon
    w = Blaze
    x = Trixie
    y = Isis
    z = Jade

    2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
    a = Leather
    b = Dream
    c = Sunny
    d = Deep
    e = Heaven
    f = Tight
    g = Shimmer
    h = Velvet
    i = Lusty
    j = Harley
    k = Passion
    l = Dazzle
    m = Dixon
    n = Spank
    o = Glitter
    p = Razor
    q = Meadow
    r = Glitz
    s = Sparkle
    t = Sweet
    u = Silver
    v = Tickle
    w = Cherry
    x = Hard
    y = Night
    z = Amber

    3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    a = hooter
    b = horn
    c =tower
    d = fire
    e = thighs
    f = hips
    g = side
    h = jugs
    i = shock
    j = cocker
    k = brook
    l = tush
    m = sizzle
    n = ridge
    o = kiss
    p = bomb
    q = cream
    r = thong
    s = heat
    t = whip
    u = cheeks
    v = rock
    w = hiney
    x = button
    y = lick
    z = juice
  • Foxypoo61287
    Foxypoo61287 Posts: 638 Member
    Wiggles Honeysuckle:flowerforyou:



    Old high school game, take your very first pets name (not family pet, your pet) and the street name you grew up on as a child. How great is mine :laugh:

    Chloe Cleveland
  • MeliciousGibson
    MeliciousGibson Posts: 248 Member
    I actually told a friend of mine over brunch that I was legally changing my name to "Cherry Dollop".

    No, I'm not a stripper - but he has always thought I should be. His expression was priceless.
  • will010574
    will010574 Posts: 761 Member
    No disrespect to that big *kitten* chart...but I am going with "Big Daddy ThunderCock" as my stripper name! I will trademark it so everytime someone says my name I get a dollar!!
  • sportsforfun
    sportsforfun Posts: 353
    Buck Naked
  • stephieb186
    stephieb186 Posts: 127
    Bettie :) Then I'd dress up like Bettie Page and be a dominatrix!
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
    Mine would be M&M, cause I melt in your mouth..not in your hands.

    OH, MY....
  • Dimples1975
    Dimples1975 Posts: 65 Member
    I guess I would be "lucious Liz".
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    FISH TACOS GET IT HA HA HA
  • bets55429
    bets55429 Posts: 7 Member
    Cotton Candy :)
  • KatKatatrophic
    KatKatatrophic Posts: 448 Member
    Diamond - a common stripper name xD
  • bets55429
    bets55429 Posts: 7 Member
    LOL, good one
  • AreneeG31
    AreneeG31 Posts: 256 Member
    IDK... maybe I could get some suggestions?! lol
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    As my original is gone...

    Tapthosebaconcakes.
  • bets55429
    bets55429 Posts: 7 Member
    LOL, love it!
  • Boobookittyfq
    Boobookittyfq Posts: 454 Member
    "The one and only" Boobookittyfuq ;)
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Ginger :)
  • jerber160
    jerber160 Posts: 2,607 Member
    being a pharmacist I'd either be Zac Pro or Johnny Zocor.
  • Excellentia
    Excellentia Posts: 182
    No disrespect to that big *kitten* chart...but I am going with "Big Daddy ThunderCock" as my stripper name! I will trademark it so everytime someone says my name I get a dollar!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
    "Belladonna"
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Rye Dinon-Twennies.
  • rjbrowne82
    rjbrowne82 Posts: 198 Member
    lickmybaconcakes

    lmao. awesome

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